Why are you here?

In my 30s. I post random shit about shit I like. Usually Star Trek

[nonnykins]

Sorry Hetfield but this is now a sorrowful song about the horrors of never transitioning and dying full of regret.

[nonnykins]

I get bottom surgery on the 1st of August so you bet I'm focusing on my hip flexors in the gym. Can crush 56kg between my thighs without much effort.

I'm aiming for that dolphin pussy grip. Wanna be able to rip a cock off solely with my flaps.

[stra-tek]

[nonnykins]

Okay I don't normally do creepshots of people in public but.....

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The portable fan too. What a guy.

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Tomodachi Life is the best game of all time.

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Okay, my partner is quite into the Beatles, prior to meeting her I only had a passing exposure to them so I'm listening to Revolver for the first time.

This is my first time ever hearing Yellow Submarine properly. Ringo is now my favourite Beatle. Gimme more batshit noises and scouse accent half singing.

[nonnykins]

I think people who scalp commodities should scalped themselves. I had no interest in the Goblinstorm secret lair that dropped this week but fucking hell...

Like, to the person who listed that £50 Empty the Warrens, you just lost the right to have skin on top of your skull. Get in the fucking woodchipper you parasite.

If you scalp TCGs, trainers, houses, any hot ticket commodity, etc and you're reading this. I offer this advice:

Make the world a kinder place. Kill yourself.

[nonnykins]

Iron Maiden if they wrote good songs:

You walk through the subway His cock shoots a load on your back A grunting behind you You turn as he empties his sack

Scream "what the fuck?' He laughs as he's spreading his seed Gooner behind you! His smut lust defies all his needs!

My spermatozoa are scattered with wanton desire The mocking religion of wanking That burns in my loins

I have no one My right hand is all that I need A voice inside me Compelling to satisfy me

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Replying to any youtube comment on a classic song in the vein of "anyone here in 2026?" with the following:

"No. You are the only person listening to this wildly popular song in this day and age. You are an enigma, alienated from your peers via your obtuse tastes and fading memories of ages past. With your death, the memory of this music will cease to be. Like Ozymandias, this band's entire discography is but dust carried on the breeze of time. Listen to the melodies one final time and weep."

[nonnykins]

Tomodachi Life is great because it lets you discover things about your blorbos, like would Captian Sisko enjoy a bag of Space Raiders? (He would)

[theehorsepusssy]

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Random assortment of Tomodachi screenshots. I literally can't stop myself from playing this game. I will reblog more.

[nonnykins]

This game is incredible.

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I've been playing Tomodachi Life on switch for like an hour and I've had Captain Janeway bond with Eddie, Iron Maiden's mascot over Women in Uniform.

This is incredible.

My residents of Cunty Island thus far are Eddie, Bane (Dark Knight Rises version), Kathryn Janeway, Burnt Face Man and Noodle from Gorillaz

EDDIE HAS FALLEN IN LOVE WITH BANE! LITERALLY AS I WAS TYPING THIS.

I love this game.

[nonnykins]

Bane shot Eddie down. He may be a big guy, but not for Eddie it seems.

[nonnykins]

I've been playing Tomodachi Life on switch for like an hour and I've had Captain Janeway bond with Eddie, Iron Maiden's mascot over Women in Uniform.

This is incredible.

My residents of Cunty Island thus far are Eddie, Bane (Dark Knight Rises version), Kathryn Janeway, Burnt Face Man and Noodle from Gorillaz

EDDIE HAS FALLEN IN LOVE WITH BANE! LITERALLY AS I WAS TYPING THIS.

I love this game.

[left-reminders]

[archive-of-days]

It’s gonna be international workers’ day!

[nonnykins]

I'm running on 5 hours sleep across 2 nights and I forgot my mp3 player when coming into the office.

Time to rawdog an entire work day