#alibabybuba

[shitty-check-please-aus]

The nhl hotel X but it’s the falcs and the aces (and various other aggressive teams)

sure

[whoacanada]

Consider: jack introducing Bitty to roll up the rim™ and Bitty becomes OBSESSED and strategically plans all of their trips to see Jack’s family around roll up the rim™ season Jack “honey I can just buy you a car” Bitty, surrounded by large timmies cups, high on caffeine and with 16 free donuts “it’s the PRINCIPLE OF THE THING JACK, I WILL NOT BE BESTED BY A STUPID CANADIAN COFFEE CHAIN”

One of my personal headcanons is Jack faces a Gretzky-esq situation where he leads the Falconers through a few dynasty years but when the team goes into rebuild mode he gets traded. Montreal, eager to say they have a Zimmermann back in Quebec, picks up the contract immediately.

Using that as a jumping off point for your ask: when a 35-year-old Jack returns to Montreal with his husband in tow, Bitty finally achieves his dream of experiencing ‘Roll Up The Rim’ season firsthand.

(That said, when Peyton Manning went to Denver and became a spokesperson for Papa John’s, part of his compensation was a stake in like 30 Denver area franchises. 

Imagine Jack becoming the face of Tim Hortons in Quebec and coming home like ‘haha Bits, we own like ten Timmys now,’ and Bitty being horribly devastated because ownership disqualifies you from winning promotional prizes.)

[philipshay]

Au where Lukas saw Philip before he came to tivoli because Lukas and his friends were in the city and they stumble on this massive pride parade. And they watch for a second and then his friend are like this is ridiculous and they leave but around the corner there's Phillip hanging out with friends. He's got rainbow paint on his face and there's glitter in his hair and Lukas just stops in his tracks because hot daMN and they make eye contact and then two weeks later he's at school and then

oh my god!!!!! oh my god!!!!!

[jostenminyard]

You know what makes me sad? The fact that everyone owns horses and they're clearly shown but not once do we see either of the boys riding. Imagine them going on trail rides together or doubling up bareback or Lukas on his bike and Philip riding along beside him help me

i have never thought about this!! you know what i bet because philip is from the city he’s still a bit uneasy about horses just bein up in his face so lukas has to coax him and teach him and make him feel better around them :’)

[shitty-check-please-aus]

Kent Parson only listens to country music. His all time favorite song is Any Man of Mine by Shania Twain

this sounds like the kind of country song that made us all say we hated country music in middle school and the video looks like it was shot by a crew that’s only been to the country for film shoots

[shitty-check-please-aus]

Alexei from stranger things is actually tater

all I know about this guy is that he drank a slurpee and also how his character arc ends

[whoacanada]

I just spent 3 hours reading your entire nhl!bitty tag and u just made my whole life brighter gotdam

Yeah! Love to hear it! 

(maybe you’ll be even more excited about something coming up then :O )

[philipshay]

Also since I'm now clearing out my Imagine Lukas becoming kind of a big deal in motocross and getting an interview on tv and the interviewer is like "so you got a nice girl waiting for you at home?" And Lukas is like "no" so the interviewer's like "hear that ladies he's-" and Lukas cuts him off and says "but my boyfriend is here with me. He's the one that films videos for my channel" an spends the rest of the interview just talking about Phillip.

OH MY GOD CAN YOU IMAGINE THOUGH???

the interviewer is like wait wait- and lukas is just waving at Philip whos chillin offstage like ‘babe come on!!’ and philip is like. babe. no. 

and lukas says, to the interviewer, “give me one sec”

and he runs off stage, grabs philip by the arm, and drags him up and has him squeeze into his chair beside him. and he just looks over at him and smiles real big. “this is philip. i like him a lot. hes an awesome photographer and i wouldnt be here today without him. in the sense that id have gotten murdered in a cabin which is a long story, and that his camera work helped me land sponsors. hes amazing. hes awesome.”

and philip is kinda nervous and uncomfortable and looking at his dorky boyfriend like wow i cant believe this is what i come home to everynight. but he loves him. he loves that dork so much.