the…double titty swipe?? crosby defended by sex club twitter??????
please i need answers i’m so genuinely concerned 😭 (and ngl i thought the ovi dick piercing was a myth….???)
oh god okay i have to dig up the receipts here gimme a minute
so the blog that had the original video of the geno lap dance double titty swipe is dead but here’s a nice and descriptive article by deadspin with a gif that clearly shows the double titty swipe. the original video was even more cursed because you could see how bored and awkward geno was and how he didn’t know what to do with his hands which. is i guess why he did. the double titty swipe. a bad decision and terrible to watch with your own two eyeballs, but there you go
the twitter thing is the tamest one and the one i currently don’t have access to on account of im not on there any more, but basically there was this canadian sex club that defended sidney crosby in some niche replies on twitter, calling him a good guy or something, and someone replied something like “sounds like you’re being protective of a client lol” and the official sex club twitter account simply did not answer. it was a little 🤨hmmmmm but harmless lol
re: ovi’s dick piercing: it very much is not a myth! there’s definitely a lot of people who have argued that it is a myth, in part because the one clear reference picture that exists for it isn’t exactly HD quality (i’ll post it under a readmore for your convenience) but mostly because the shadow on the pic doesn’t look like a prince albert, which is what people often assume ovi has. in fact, he has an ampallang. i’ll let you look up the pics on what those are for yourself, but i think the shape of it is pretty obvious on the pic once you know what an ampallang is
