#alien!george

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Dream is a Bitumine from the planet of Patchnar. He's the most elite of his rank, rated to have the best survival chance on any planet, and considered one the most dangerous people in the galaxy- which meant he was perfect for the upcoming expiration job. The Bitumines for the past couple of years have been sending drones and cameras down to the more newly discovered planet X201 in the most recently found spiral galaxy. As of late no one has physically been on X201 but the Bitumines have been planning an exploration and have everything ready to send someone down to the planet to explore, conduct research, and to abduct a live specimen of one of the intelligent homosapiens to bring back for further research as well as communication to decide if the planet should be allied with or colonized.

For the reasons of the Bitumines being worried of how hostile life is on X201 and because they are aware of how dangerous homosapien technology along with the dangerous environmental conditions of the planet, they have chosen Dream to be the one leading the research mission with a small crew of scientists.

Although wary of the dangers of X201, Bitumine scientists have estimated from their footage from the planet that homosapiens are most likely around 2 kwemets tall on average most likely (Most Bitumines are on average usually 5 be karmets tall- think of kwemets like inches, and karmets like feet), so the likelihood of this being a successful mission is very high!

And so, Dream adds to his crew (originally Sapnap and George- A Labes and a Fungian) two scientist of his own race of Bitumine, named Punz Ranboo. They all get settled for a long trip watching in amazement as the blue and green planet of X201 comes into view. They land between what seems to be some dense trees that are long flat and green.

The first thing they do is leave Sapnap and Ranboo on the ship to stay and watch while Dream George and Punz go out to explore the new planet. After awhile of trekking through more and more "trees" though something is off... Punz brings up how the footage they have of the planet doesn't have these trees in the footage, and what homosapiens consider trees looks nothing like what they're venturing through, and it isn't until they come across a new "tree" that's more slender with a pink top of five huge leaves that it starts to click..... But by then it's practically too late as the ground begins to shake and a loud booming gets closer- Punz with Dream's help quickly ushers everyone inside of a "cave" to hide from whatever is getting closer. When the booming and shaking stops though they barely get any time to collect their thoughts as gravity quickly changes and their thrown around in the fabric (!?) cave that they're hiding in

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Tommy is a human that went to the park after school to have some fun, but at some point he sees a really cool toy ship flying through the sky, and when he sees it land he can't help himself as he rushes off to see who it belongs to! It takes him around an hour to find the toy but there's nobody around that it could belong to... He shrugs it off and decides to leave it there, if it's still there tomorrow then he can take it home! Plus he needs to get home now anyways before his brother gets mad. So the teen rushes off to grab his backpack and run home...

Having no idea he just unintentionally abducted a group of aliens that had planned to abduct him...

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Know Your Worth

Day number 5! This one takes place in the same universe as Valuable, so I hope you guys enjoy!

Warnings: Mention of selling a person

Summary: Dream is a human in space who lives with his two alien friends. They aren’t very well off though, so Dream comes up with an idea.

Word Count: 1105

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 Dream was well aware of just how valuable he was.

 A human being, this far out into space, he could go for 10,000 credits. Easily.

 And 10,000 credits didn’t seem like a lot, not by human money standards anyway. But in alien standard, while Dream wasn’t quite sure how it scaled to human currency, it was definitely more than 10,000 human dollars. So, yeah, it was a lot of credits.

 Dream knew that Sapnap and George weren’t well off. They made barely enough to get groceries every week and had resorted to some light theft in order to get some essentials, like medicine. It didn’t help that the planet they currently called home, Avexter, was a dirty, crime ridden planet. The two aliens could steal all they wanted but it was most likely that their stuff would be stolen right back.

 But without the credits, there was no way for them to afford to get off the planet and find a better life somewhere else.

 So Dream had come up with an idea. A brilliant idea, even. An idea that would give them more than enough money to get off this stupid planet.

 Now all he had to do was convince Sapnap and George to go through with it.

 “Dream, we aren’t selling you, are you insane?!” Sapnap exclaimed. The flickers of flames around his body came alive for a second before settling back down. 

 “Listen. It’s a good idea! You sell me and then we have enough credits to get off this stupid planet.” Dream tried to explain to them. He tapped on his translator a few times, trying to get rid of some of the static. George had made it for him a while back from some stolen parts. It was good for what it was but it still went in and out sometimes.

 “We don’t care.” This time it was George who spoke up and Dream noticed he looked a little sick. The mushrooms growing out of his body drooped ever so slightly. “We’ll stay here for the rest of our lives if we have to, we aren’t…we wouldn’t sell you.”

 Dream groaned, rolling his eyes. “You guys don’t get it.”

 “You’re right! We don’t! Do you have some sort of death wish or something? Are all humans sacrificial b******* or is it just you?” Sapnap bit out and Dream knew him well enough to know that he was using anger to cover up all the other stuff he was feeling.

 Dream knew he had to settle this before things got out of hand. “Guys, guys, obviously you guys wouldn’t sell me, sell me. I’m saying that you guys sell me to some rich alien f*** and then they just…happen to lose me a few hours later.”

 He watched as his alien friends blinked down at him, realization slowly appearing on both of their faces. “Wait.” George said, putting a hand up and using the other to pinch his nose. “So your plan is to basically scam people?”

 Dream grinned. “Exactly!” 

 “Okay.” Sapnap’s fire had died down except for light flickers. “Okay, that’s better than what we thought. But how the heck would we get you out after selling you? These aliens we would be selling you to aren’t going to just leave you lying around.”

 And didn’t Dream know that first hand. His abduction from Earth had been awful and he had been locked up tight with almost no way out. Almost no way, except Dream knew they couldn’t be watching him at all times and that was how he managed to escape. But for this plan, he knew he wouldn’t be able to do it alone.

 “That is where Ranboo comes in.” Dream said with a grin. Ranboo was their neighbor, an enderian who was also stuck on the planet. He was also the only other alien who knew of Dream’s existence, purely by accident, but the enderian had proved himself to be trustworthy. “It’s gonna take a lot of planning and some supply gathering but my idea is that after I’m sold, I’ll have a watch communicator that I can call you guys with. When I know the coast is clear, Ranboo can teleport to where I am and save me.”

 He let his plan sink into his friends’ minds. “That…isn’t that bad of an idea, to be honest.” Sapnap said, although reluctantly. “It’s still incredibly dangerous though. A lot of stuff could go wrong.” 

 “We only really need to pull it off once.” Dream said, standing is ground. He knew how dangerous it was but he had been through worse. He could handle it. And now, he even had the advantage of being able to tell what the aliens were saying. “If you can sell me for 10,000 credits, even 5000, we would have enough to get off this planet and find somewhere better to set up base.”

 A hand was placed down next to him suddenly and Dream climbed on with no hesitation. The hand lifted and Dream was met with George’s face. It was pinched in worry but Dream could also see his own gears turning over in his head. “Just once?”

 Dream nodded.

 George bit his lip. “And you're sure about this.”

 “I can handle it. I’ve been through worse.” He said his previous thought aloud. Though that only caused Sapnap and George to wince.

 “That…That isn’t comforting.” Sapnap said. “But…fine. We need to plan this out thoroughly though. Neutralize as many risks as we can.”

 George nodded in agreement with Sapnap. “We also need to convince Ranboo to help us. And I’ll need to start on those watches you were talking about.” His voice trailed off to a mutter, already thinking of the things he’ll need for it.

 “Leave Ranboo to me.” Dream said with a grin. “And don’t worry, once this is done, all four of us, because of course we’ll be taking Ranboo, all four of us will have a much better life.”

 Sapnap smiled softly, gently taking Dream out of George’s hands. Dream snuggled into them, Sapnap was always so warm. It felt nice whenever he was held by the fireborn. “I don’t take back what I said. You’re still a sacrificial b******.”

 “Yeah, yeah, you love me though.” Dream said, sitting back against Sapnap’s fingers. Said alien rolled his eyes.

 “Whatever. Now come on. Might as well get Ranboo in on this as soon as possible.” Dream nodded and allowed himself to be carried to next door. With Ranboo on their side, the plan was foolproof. 

 They’d get off this planet and have a good life.

[baka-monarch]

Lepidoptian au lets goo (this is an ask) -cap

Yooooooooooo

As I said earlier, I'm changing the plot so George is now a fungus alien and Sapnap is now some type of fire born

So far for George what I have is that he's made completely out of fungus- or really is one big fungus with a mushroom growing on his head (for spreading spores- but since he already did it on his home planet there aren't any spores left). He's doesn't really look like a human at all- he has a chest, 2 legs, 2 arms, and a head, yes, but he's very disproportionate to a human since he doesn't need a body that functions like ours. He has no skin and no skeleton, and absorbs nutrients from living things for food (like an actual fungus- because he is one), so once a week he's left alone with some fruit for a hole day so he can decompose it to eat, and it takes so much energy to do this he has to sleep through the entire process. Since his planet had no light at all, (well it had a sun to stay warm but all the life lived underground) George has to wear sunglasses since his eyes are far more sensitive to light then Lepidoptian eyes are. George doesn't really need clothes (he litterally has no reason to wear them), but he does wear moss over himself, not for decency but it does help to keep himself moist (he'd die if he became dry)

And yeah- I think that's all I have for George so far

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I love the giant alien moth au but my head is empty with no asks, sad day 😔

Oof

I love the au so much- one of my favorites

I'm thinking about changing the George and Sapnap so they aren't humans (they still live with Dream and aren't lepidoptians), and I'm thinking about changing it it so that Tommy doesn't have parents and has been living and being raised by his mentor (Dream)

Apart from that the rest is exactly the same- but yeah, I feel like plot wise changing it to that would make more sense (also I get to world build an alien species for George and Sapnap now >:3)