Aliens Meet Toddlers
Just think about it for a second what if this alien species had infants where they just have eggs that hatch as like young adults or something and skip right over the Toddler and Teenage years.
“Human Juliet, Toddler Anne seems especially evasive at the mention of these ‘bath times’ are your larvae not adapt to survive in aquatic environments till they molt.”
“Human Greg, you let your infant boss you around during what you call ‘playtimes’ is there an actual time in the Human Life Cycle where the young govern the elderly”
“HUMAN MEGAN, TODDLER MAYA IS RIPPING LIMBS OFF HER ‘DOLLS’ IS THIS HOW YOU TEACH YOUR YOUNG TO CARE FOR OTHERS”
“HUMAN DAVE, WHY DO YOU FEED THESE ‘GREEN BEANS’ TO TODDLER JIMMY WHEN HE IS CLEARLY IN PAIN.”
“Human Susan, do you often let children at this young age spar with each other to hone their warrior skills”
Add on if you think of more.
