#alistair pls

[hes-a-rat-whisperer]

You know, Alistair, I would bet money that you’re Felonious’ Favorite food.

"well, obviously." Alistair said, rolling his eyes. "I am a human, after all." he really didn't seem to get the implication at all..

[vulptilla]

Dear Alistair, sweet pea, are you quite sure that a mage would want to be casually reminded that you are basically able to slaughter them at sight?

Yeah, I didn’t think so.

[lavender--cake]

So I was looking through my old screenshots and I’ve stumbled upon this one.....

I am bad at timing, ain’t I?

[hes-a-rat-whisperer]

"I was going to give him a big tip anyway, but now that idiot made it weird for no reason! harumph!! >:////c"

[nothinglorious]

" Tell me what you like. " 👀

SEXUAL SENTENCES –––––

Alistair’s lips parted slightly, the softest of breaths escaping him. He hadn’t seen Lorin in months and now here he was, sitting before him after just a few days on the road and he was asking him this. He couldn't even laugh, because he couldn’t wrap his head around it. His hands shook as he ran them over his thighs, wiping the sweat away and he finally looked up, swallowing hard. “I don’t know...I haven’t really...” He wasn’t lying, he didn’t know what exactly he enjoyed. He’d tried to find someone to enjoy himself with but had no success. 

“You could show me what you like? Maybe I’d like it too.” 

[lesbiansten]

accurate

[zenyattasperceptrons]

“well aren’t you just chock full of useless trivia today”

[lavellanenaste]

In other news, I've seen too many DA confessions saying that they miss talking to our companions whenever they want like on Origins.

Well, I don't. And you know why?

Because Alistair just proposed to me after WE'VE BEATEN A RANDOM ENCOUNTER WHERE WE'VE KILLED A WHOLE PACK OF WOLVES. :/ Because I've clicked on him by mistake.