#alittlelambrps

[shakeyourbonbon]

[text]:I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.

[text] If this is some sort of way to sext, I think you did it wrong, Q. You know you are supposed to send me things BEFORE you finish masturbating, right?[text] Or better yet, come over here so there’s no need for the masturbating at all. [text] Frannie’s not home until early tomorrow afternoon.

[shakeyourbonbon]

[text]:You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it

[text] I didnt know the door was unlocked! [text] And i didnt want the babysitter to know that I was sneaking over to your place before going home. She’s creepy with how good her hearing is. Like she knows my footsteps or somethin. [text] When are you gonna not be weird about having sex with Hailey in the next room?

[shakeyourbonbon]

[text]:If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store

[text] What about the baby? [text] That won’t like, hurt him or her would it? [text] I mean you’re not going to have to tell me twice, but as long as baby will be okay. [text] I really need to research about these things.... [text] Also, boyfriend?I like the sound of that. We’re finally labelling this, huh? 

[shakeyourbonbon]

[text]: Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.

[text] Okay wow..[text] I am oddly turned on right now. I think I like it when you’re all jealous and possessive. 

[shakeyourbonbon]

[text] I love you, see you later x

[text] Bailey! I told you, you can’t send me texts like this while I’m with the guys. They might see and I’m not meant to be tied down. Do you know what it would do to my rep? [text] They would just give me shit constantly and I’m not about that life. This thing with me and you, it’s like a test. I’ve never been the relationship type of dude, and the guys know that. Me being in a relationship is practically like me being married or some shit. [text] I love you too. I can’t wait until I can sneak away and see ya xx

[shakeyourbonbon]

[text] Oh, God… someone just mugged me… come help.

[text] have you called the police?? [text] where are you? im getting Hailey into her stroller and ill be there soon

[shakeyourbonbon]

[text] I got your orange juice, was there anything else you wanted?

[text] No thats all. Thank you. Toby throws the worst tantrums when he cant have his juice with his breakfast. 

[elizabetholscns-blog]

happy birthday sunshine! hope you have a fantastic day, and that the next year is full of all the good things you deserve. <3

kjshgksd thank you so much ok and i also love you and miss you!!