#alka joshi

[edwardslovelyelizabeth]

Six Days in Bombay by Alka Joshi

“Wasn't it enough that our bodies, our limbs hurt? Why did we also have to hurt in our heart, the pain tucked so deeply in the soft tissue that we couldn't just pluck it out?”

[saltytreatyspire]

Alka...

I've lost my old Facebook account with all my likes and favorites and this and that from the West Coastline. I was extorted to use the site which was suggested to me by a negress (Andrea Jones aka Tiffany otherwise known as Sam Maxwell's daughter). That website is sort of a stock put option taken out against Bolt.com who developed much of the base code used by Zuckerburg in NYC. Bolt.com was heavily credited by John Elway Motors as well as Denver Broncos inc. 

My grandmother (Hazel Robinson aka Mathews aka Zellner aka Luinstra) and Big O Tire Stores was the creditor of John Elway. When Zuckerburg's business boomed: this created a problem for the American Economy and it heavily effected their creditors to the point we all became hit listed. It's suspected that Andrea Jones over there was working heavily with courthouse employees to crash my "street economy". This is sort of why we have dead niggers all over the place who where sharing a split credit with me from the juvenile justice system of Kansas.

So: whenever that black girl pops up...

There is usually a genocidal outrage throughout the local white community that results in mass migrations to the West Coastline as well as massacre through the black & indigenous communities. She's very capable of using the ACLU to create havoc and chaos especially when she is subjected to corporate christianity and private institutional education/training and/or any form of society that will pander to or entertain her ability to slave drive any form of man who is white and less prone to human expression.

Anyway....

I want a San Francisco dog. I want one and I want one now. I want a specific one and I cannot think of the name of the company that makes them.

There is a wonderful foot long all beef dog which has a poppyseed bun & it's wrapped like a pig in a blanket. They were distributed for free to a charity shelter in Vancouver called "Sharehouse". Naturally Speaking: such a dog would sell for 25$ on the streets of San Francisco. Maybe more if they were off Castro. They are packaged in paper wrappers so they can be sold out of state and heated in a microwave oven.

Erin Rinker of Olpe Kansas (from Honolulu) is said to be in California and reported to be in Fairfax Virginia in more recent years. Odds are she got mixed up in international prostitution and drug rings while in Hawaii and had to report. She like everyone else with a split credit out of Harmony Hill in Lyon County of Kansas is expected to spread her legs more, be more drug friendly, and yes, I will let her borrow my long list of lawyers so as she gets away with spreading her legs and smoking her dope. Too: I will allow her to point a pistol at whomever until she has the option and ability to squat in the home of David F. Lee 3rd while everyone is arguing about his trust or squabbling among themselves as friends and family.

It says here she's working as a wedding planner and she is known to moonlight as a drug dealer and prostitute. However the internet looks a little cleaned up and personal statements is that she is nannying and attending school children at a private insitution. Whatever the case is: I have no idea. I do not know I do not care. I understand she is maybe living somewhere in the San Francisco area. Do be aware that she has the corporate connection to sell a cadavre and might potentially engage in cannibalism herself. I do not know.

What I do know: is based on the size and shape of her boobs as well as her diet...

She's a perfect specimen to kill and eat.

Too: as a squa she could be subjected to anti-indigenous hate from the white supremacy which....

could be described as you Ms. Alka.

Anywhere you have buddhism you have swastikas and where you have swastikas you will always have someone not so racist sitting there next to the Asian Community with their mind body and soul inverted until some jackass bozo in the vatican city gets his ability to powerstomp all over the United States and various business circuits. 

Would you be willing and able to find the company that sells said San Francisco poppyseed dogs? The poppyseed they are using, is coming from a Kansas Spice farm that is owned by my mother's cousins on her father's side. That side of her family live in a parallel dimension adjacent from the one I have lived in most of my life. They are truly a different species & form of man than my father's family.

Too: if they need meat for trade....

I am sure I could line up a small herd of unwanted cattle...

I am sure they might want a protection note from crime syndicates, I can ALWAYS line one of those up...

I mean you know: I was at the grocery store here looking at prices and such, and everything is fairly high priced for Wichita these days. It is nothing near as high as California. I mean you know: a pound of beef is four dollars here. In San Francisco that goes for at least 20. When I was younger a store manager would get killed when and where it was over a buck per pound of ground hamburger beef. 

Mayor Lilly Wu....

I have MORE of your parking change, chitsu. 

You know that storefront on the corner of Douglas & Saint Francis?  Can we put a San Francisco Dog joint in it?

Something that sells those things...

You know, because miso hungry and you so horny and everything so California and because everything so chinky and because the whole ACLU moved in and paraded with their gay flags and lost all their credit because IBM decided to be nothing but a bunch of slave driven kikes all of whom where mortally offended that they where expected to suck military cock due to a business venture that combined stock and comingled estates then demaded about 10 million jews to eat pork and live their lives sodomously.

We remind you: that everyone in Wichita speaking on behalf of my ass, to my ass, or on behalf of my ass to my trustfunds this and that, are being killed in a massacre simply because everyone was SO MORTALLY OFFENDED by the Sedgwick County Juvenile Justice system that they will suffer fatalities for the next several decades when and where they are remotely anti-semetic. 

If need be...

I can always open such a store...

Gayle Luinstra owns a building on that block...

Maybe I could buy her out or something. However I would want a loan and I would want to sit down in a professional sane environment.  But yeah we need business to pop up in all that shit and pop up quickly. Otherwise the whole city truly will die business wise. The reason is...

My shit will always cause the military to move out of a city.

It truly will. The reason is: the military never appreciate being told they have to pay the federal deficit by making homosexual interracial pornography which is expected to sell on a global syndicate.

General Goldfien...

You're not a jew. You are credit drafted directly off my ass and my trustfund.

You are expected to engage in sodomy on camera and allow the video feeds to be shared on every open porn syndicate. It's because you have decided you have to have the business of someone who ALWAYS keeps a bunch of fag terrorists between himself and the United States Military as well as any facet or branch of United States Government. Lilly Wu over there is expected to suck someone's clit each time she wants to use me as the basis of her credit politically speaking. Lilly, you may go lick Rylee Anderson's clit. She is my second cousin thrice removed. Failure to recognize her as my family might result in instantaneous death. 

Lamberts & Andersons are a tightly knit tribal circle, which in times of war...

do equate to family moreso than friend or fellow countrymen. However if we where sitting next to eachother with our moms not killing eachother or throwing eachother poonanny or business or whatever.... 

that's when the word "friend" might be used.

Our relationship is to remain perfectly positive and perfectly peaceful and perfectly respectable. However: it does happen that a Lambert or Anderson might lift their skirt or flash their boobies or butt at each other, especially if and when drunk or on drugs or something.

[diaryoftruequotes]

There's more power in keeping a secret than in betraying it.

Alka Joshi, The Secret Keeper of Jaipur

[book-challenger]

Travel Destination: India

The Death of Vishnu by Manil Suri

Vishnu, the odd-job man, lies dying on the staircase of an apartment building while around him unfold the lives of its inhabitants: warring housewives, lovesick teenagers, a grieving widower. In a fevered state, Vishnu looks back on his love affair with the seductive Padmini and wonders if he might actually be the god Vishnu, guardian of the entire universe.

The Bandit Queens by Parini Shroff

Five years ago, Geeta good for nothing husband walked out leaving her, however the local villiage believe she killed him.

This untrue rumour has some perks, no one messes with her, harasses her or tries to control her (aka marry her), it’s even great for business nobody dares not to buy her jewellery.

However it does have it downside because other women are asking for advice on “losing” their husbands as well and some aren’t asking nicely.

The Marvelous Mirza Girls by Sheba Karim

 To cure her post–senior year slump, made worse by the loss of her aunt Sonia, Noreen is ready to follow her mom on a gap year trip to New Delhi, hoping India can lessen her grief and bring her voice back.

The Henna Artist by Alka Joshi

Lakshmi Shastri has spent years carving out a life for herself as a henna artist after fleeing her abusive husband and backward rural village for the Rajasthan capital.

Well-versed in apothecary and the miraculous properties of herbs, her services are highly sought after by upper-caste women, and Lakshmi’s success brings her within inches from her goal: total independence. That is, until the past she has so desperately tried to run from comes knocking at her door...

The Widows of Malabar Hill by Sujata Massey

Perveen Mistry, the daughter of a respected Zoroastrian family, has just joined her father's law firm, becoming one of the first female lawyers in India. Armed with a legal education from Oxford.

While handlings the will of a wealthy mill owner, Perveen comes across something strange all three widows have sighed away their inheritance to charity, how will they survive with nothing Are they being taken advantage of by an unscrupulous guardian? Perveen tries to investigate and realizes her instincts about the will were correct when tensions escalate to murder. It's her responsibility to figure out what really happened on Malabar Hill, and to ensure that nobody is in further danger.

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[imlivingmylife]

“…I don’t always know what I’m doing. I try something. If it doesn’t work, I try something else. None of us are perfect, are we? But we have to keep trying to be our best selves. You are on your way to the top. You’ll make some missteps, but that’s normal. Mostly; you’re going to do things you didn’t even know you were capable of.”

-Lakshmi

The Perfumist of Paris by Alka Joshi

[contedivaldoca]

Vi è mai capitato di accorgervi che la strada sbagliata in realtà è quella giusta?

“L’arte dell’henné a Jaipur”, A.Joshi

[books-in-media]

Reese Witherspoon, (Instagram, May 01, 2020)

—The Henna Artist, Alka Joshi (2020)