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Ah, I think I'll turn on the gen chat on the Harbinger.

Ah, that's why I keep the gen chat off.

#morons I tell ya #all morons #SWTOR Problems

Apparently, Dorothy Parker.

So while she herself is not a moron, the men of her time that caused her to believe this certainly were.

#bogusart #Dorothy Parker #boys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses #men of the 20s #all morons

Man, I wonder if I have some form of A.D.D. or something. I went to a super bowl party...and everyone else is all excited and I was just bored out of my mind most of the time. It's probably because I don't understand football very well. Even still the pacing to it is just awful to me. Like something will start to happen and it's a few seconds long. Then, they replay what just happened. Then they spend way more time talking about it than it took for the players to make the play. So like...somehow something that took a few seconds long to do takes minutes to explain. For me, It's like being in a vehicle and you just want to get to a destination, unfortunately the driver is terrible and abruptly stops and the car to talk to you about the beautiful scenery or some fact about where you are but yet he can't drive and talk at the same time. It's like wanting to be on a bullet train but being stuck on a tour bus full of senior citizens. Just when you think you'll be going at a decent speed he stops the bus and does it again. Why can't they just play the game straight through on TV, then after a team wins...choose that time to do all the celebratory slow motion replays of the highlights of the game and do the explaining then? I don't get it man. Not at all. Don't even get me started on the mentality of some sports watchers. Routing for a team and cheering for them is all well and good, but when you are so devoted and delusional that you say "We won!" What gives you the right to take any credit at all for their victory? I don't watch a concert and say "We played great music!" just because I like the band and maybe wear their T-shirt. At the most, maybe attending can somewhat boost morale. Or you watching at home encourages football players in general to continue to be active and put on a show for you. That's great, but you didn't "Win" anything. They did, the only thing you did was pick one and had a 50/50 shot of getting it right. That takes about as much intelligence as yelling at the TV screen and somehow expecting it to change the outcome of the game if you yell loud enough. Here's what I saw happen. People basically picked heads or tails, dressed like a moron, yelled at the TV for a few hours, gloated when they happened to be right by chance, and then had the gull to take some of the credit as thier own accomplishment. This is one of the most retarded, arrogant, and obnoxiously loud events I have ever had misfortune of attending. Other than that? It was great :P. Also, what pansy stops playing a "Manly game" because of the lights going out? I tried to like Football, I really did. Call me whatever you want, get mad at this rant. I don't care. I'm done. Everything about it to me is irritating. The only redeeming quality is some of it's commercials and I guess half time this year was better than those god awful black eyed peas last year. At least Beyonce or whatever can sing but her lyrics are about as bland and repetitive as it gets. I guess people who shout "We won!" when they didn't do anything only have the capacity to understand small phrases with simple melodies. Slow clap for the human race, bravo. Man, that felt good to get that out :D! You have no idea. Don't worry, if you are my friend and like football I still love you but I don't think I could ever like football myself and now you know why. I regret nothing LOL.

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