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girls when they realize Lana is marrying the alligator guy
Oh, That Florida Man
Oh, That Florida Man
Hey, Welcome to LOVING THE STRANGE, where we celebrate the weird and embrace the heck out of it. This week, in honor of Shaun Farrar, our own Florida man, we are talking about Florida men. In ancient times, so back in 2013, Florida man became a meme because there were just so many weird and bizarre news articles (mostly police beats) about Florida men doing weird and criminal and often dumb…
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I was this close to asking Alligator Guy to hang out (next step in my plan to date him) today. So close. Wimped out, per usual.
But I did hear he had asked one of my coworkers if I’m dating anyone. Progress.
Alligator guy asked one of my friends if I’m dating anyone. MY PLAN IS WORKING!
Update on Alligator Guy if anyone cares:
He’s super nice, has a pet turtle (because of course he would), we have the same phone, he has a good sense of humor, thinks everyone needs more puppies in their lives, is excited for tomorrow when I bring baked goods to work again, and he might be flirting with me? I’m really bad at telling, but he’s either flirting or just super nice.
For anyone who cares/wants to keep up with me: I’m making progress with Alligator guy. I’ve been bringing in baked goods for everyone at work every other week and this week he went crazy for my strawberry pound cake, searched me out just to say thanks and told me I give him something to look forward to. So, you know, baby steps.
Also fun fact: I blush super easily, so was probably bright red during the whole conversation.
Alligator Guy Before The Rebound. And Pan
funny, the minute I forget about him, that’s when he shows up. Pan. I’m in a moment of potentially, maybe moving on. Who knows. Maybe Alligator Guy and I could have something real.
Or....yet again he’ll be the Not Even A Rebound.
This is actually kind of ridiculously timed. The last time I had this back and forth with Alligator Guy, it was after the X of 4 years. And I choked.
And Peter Pan very well could be...the only person...I’ve ever had strong feelings for. It’s harsh to say but whether or not I was in love with 4YX is up for debate. I loved him, with all my heart, yes. But I can’t shake Pan in a way that really, really fucking scares me. Either way, he’s the next guy after 4YX to call himself my boyfriend, albeit for like...three days before the Mom Breakdown and everything went to hell.
All the guys posted were inbetween. The doctor was the rebound. We dated for two, three? months. But he was never my boyfriend.
And then Alligator Guy shows up in my life again.
I have no idea what that means. If it means anything, at all.
4Yx* = 4 years+ ex
Alligator Guy = See tags
Peter Pan= Younger Guy