#allison gordon

[turnipoddity]

something about the gordons….

[cinnamonspiderrrrrrrr]

Deep breath!!

Chiaki, Ochaco, White Lily, Kaede, Ashley, Amy Rose, Emu, Wendy Testaburger, Aubrey, Beverly, Lucy Montgomery too

Annabeth Chase, Bobble Hat, Kirigiri, Asuka, Mizi, and still; Moonwatcher, Fatespeaker, Allison Gordon, and Silverstream, Guizhong, Peril

[shoeboxboy]

obsessed with the characters in saw that are all separated conjoined twins/genderbent/parallel universe versions of each other by virtue of decisions made/changed in the makings of the franchise... david n amanda, adam n david, lawrence n lynn, allison n jeff, corbett n diana... transgender allegories everywhere for those with eyes to see... AND they're all doomed to haunt those warehouses forever...

[skeletonsonmars]

do u think allison gordon and peter strahm's ex wife ever explored each other's bodies

[digitalm3ow]

quotes from @junocandraw 's first time watching saw 2004

"One hand's got cocaine on it, one hand's got poop on it. What's a better way to spend your Friday night?"

"That's Lawrence's apartment? God. Does he live in a PF Chang's?"

"Got any more dust I can cover my pants in?" (she was quite enthralled with the dustiness of Adam's side of the bathroom)

"Don't get mad...Adam looks like Elon Musk."

"I want to play a game...It's called Fortnite." (yours, truly)

"Why's there a giant white horse statue outside my door?!?" (Allison Gordon on her home being converted into a PF Chang's)

"Why are there customers??? They keep trying to take my order!" (Allison continues being distraught while her home is being broken into)

(zoom in on the diorama; Trump's voice) "I love my trap so much. I call it the PF trap."

"IT'S THE MANAGER!!!" (Kramer enters PF HQ)

"What if instead of Saw, it's just...Chang."

"Amanda works at the Cheesecake Factory and Adam works at...OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE." (We continue the plot line of feuding mall restaurant employees)

(Outback comerical man:) "Welcome to the red room. This is where we cook the beef. Everything is hung vertically because everything in Australia is upside down."

(Jigsaw on the phone to Lawrence at the hotel:) "Your wife wanted your house to look like Olive Garden."

(20 minutes left in the movie) "So when does Slenderman come in?"

"I don't want unlimited breadsticks and salad!!!" (Diana while Allison and Zep duke it out)

don't wanna make this post too long, but i have to for the sake of the lore on this shit. we basically dubbed the whole movie.

just to make everything clear:

-Lawrence and Allison move into their apartment, but once he starts seeing Carla, she slowly changes the interior to look like a PF Cheng's. Allison is confused but pays no mind.

-The [redacted] Mall headquarters is Jigsaw's little work room. Jigsaw is the manager

-Amanda works for the Cheesecake Factory. She kidnaps Gordon because of the competition PF Chang's poses. Cheesecake Factory = Saw apprentices

-Adam works at outback because haha leigh is australian, and also because its right in there with cheesecake and pf changs

-Allison always wanted to own Olive Garden. Diana doesnt care for either. she's just a child of divorce (Several jokes about breadsticks and the parmesan cheese grater were nixed on this post; ex: adam wants the cheese grater to create more legal dust for his pants)

-subplot of every time lawrence was on the phone with his family, he was pleading for them to not touch their food until he got back. he'll be out in a minute guys, just wait.

-there was a relatively small subplot pertaining to fortnite and dead by daylight

there's probably sm im forgetting but god that was funny. can't wait to see what kind of shit show saw ii turns out to be

[jup1ter-moon]

is there a saw fandom on tumblr?? cuz i made this for valentines day and never posted it

[maskemasker]

Allison Gordon they could never make me hate you

[motherdanger]

ok but the casting for the gordon family is insane????

like yes, that is their child!!!