Midnight Pals: Humboldt Cut
Allison Mick: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the humboldt cut Mick: it's about this woman who returns to the forests of humboldt county for the funeral of her godmother Mick: but discovers a terrible secret in the forest Brian Keene: is it bigfoot
Mick: it's not bigfoot Keene: it's probably bigfoot Keene: humboldt county is prime big foot country Keene: as a big foot expert, i feel pretty confident in saying this Mick: it's not bigfoot!
Barker: hey brian how does bigfoot smell Keene: i'm glad you asked Keene: the concensus is that bigfoot smells terrible Mick: IT'S NOT BIGFOOT!
Keene: that's right, it's not bigfoot Keene: the prefered nomenclature is actually sasquatch Mick: it's not sasquatch either!! Keene: ah yes Keene: then the skunk ape, of course Mick: NO
Mick: in fact, what if instead of bigfoot Mick: the most dangerous thing in the forest was actually man Richard Edward Connell: yes yes of course Mick: but not like that Mick: i mean because of ruining the environment Mick: but what if Mick: the forest fought back
Mick: that's right, the forest is fighting back Mick: and this time Mick: it's personal
Mick: this woman's brother gets lost in the forest among the semper virens and the indominus pinus and the tyrannosaurus Quercus? Mick: she's wandering among the tilia platypusus and the salix sassaphrasususus
Mick: she's got to deal with a forest out to get her and also a dark family legacy Mick: see, her grandfather was an eco-terrorist saboteur who dosed loggers with LSD Mick: or was he??? Fitz James O'Brien: that's a bad scene O'Brien: never take more than you can handle and always know your dealer
Mick: but the longer she spends in the forest, the more connection she feels with it Mick: the more she realizes, perhaps SHE has the power to control these forest monsters Mick: because there are some weird creatures in this forest Keene: yes, big foots Mick: NO Mick: WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS
Mick: what if she's filled with the power of the forest and can use her new found super powers to punish evil CEOs who destroy the environment Dean Koontz: like poison ivy? Mick: sure yeah ok i guess Koontz: wowwww!!! just like poison ivy! Koontz: she fought batman once you know Mick: yes dean
