Player Character: Bazaar. You're obscenely old, right?
Player Character: Do you know any super-ancient-lost-to-the-ages, archaic, olden-times Correspondence swears?
Bazaar: Well, there is one…
Alluring Accomplice: I want to hear it!
Bazaar: The Elder Swear. You must never repeat it to anyone!
Devious Henchman: We won't, Bazaar!
Bazaar: Here it is… Your Mother is a *****ing !@#$%^&*Lorem Ipsum!@#$%^&!@#$%# Admite` Barium !@@#$$%$%%$ Tragula !@$%$%^##$#@ Hippopotamus @@!#%!$^& Revolutionary @@#@#$@#%!^$%^&$%$#%#$ and Benedryl Cucumberbatch @!#@$!%#$%#@%$ With a Bucket of! @#!$!$%#$^%$%#%$^ In a Frozen Castle Far Away Where No One Can Hear You !@$%$^%&^&%^& Soup %$^$%&%^&^#$#@#@ With a Bucket of!#@!#@$!#@$#%#@ Crab @#@!$#@%#$^%#^# and A Stick of Dynamite @#$!$% Mystical @!$%!^$^$%^ Alakazam!
Alluring Accomplice: Wow…
Bazaar: Now you know. You must never, ever repeat it, okay?
Player Character: We promise, sir.