Baby did u eat angel food cake for brunch cuz that is waht angels eat and i think U are an angel or some shit
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

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Monterey Bay Aquarium

if i look back, i am lost
Not today Justin
Three Goblin Art
Cosmic Funnies

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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RMH

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Baby did u eat angel food cake for brunch cuz that is waht angels eat and i think U are an angel or some shit
Her man has filled her house with Funko Pops. To keep it real I suck her cock outdoors.
Hi hi!!
I’d love love love to see more of your Porter if you have the time 🙏 I’m actually so in love with your design for him, the tattoo of his logo is so insanely genius 😋
Hi!! Aw! Thank you!! 💕
here ya go:
I just think Porter would like some cozy romantical movies.
dialing sir terry pratchett up from the afterlife to shake him because i just learned that a cwm* is a valley enclosed on all sides by mountains
*from the welsh word for valley, pronounced "koom"
everyone's putting this in the tags but this deserves to be raised to text
#a man is not dead while his horrible puns are still tripping people up
i was taking a picture of this to make a stupid post and my friend lola looked right at me and was like are you taking a photo of that for tumblr? and the cashier overheard and said you still use tumblr? with like audible judgement in their voice and now i feel really fucking humiliated
vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off
She Would Say That. She would DO that.
when i first played new vegas, i was fresh out of playing fallout 3 and didn’t understand that nv had different routes in the main quest and literally just did whatever anyone told me to do bc i was like 12 and just thought i was supposed to do that. i basically was like. ok i’ll go activate the securitrons mr. house right away sir. oh you want me to destroy them caesar? you got it bud. oh hi mr. house oh you RLY need me to activate them ok i will. hi caesar oh you need me to enlist the boomers to help the legion. i’ll get right on that. oh ncr you want the boomers to help you too? well i already made some promises but ok i’ll do that for you
oh my god i was yes man
Id love to see Anton and Love in your style, I also love your designs for Porter and Treasure 🤗
Thank you so much! I hope you like this 💕🌿
Gravship Throneroom
somehow only now just realized my 6-person colony is entirely female except for one dude everyone fucking hates because he’s a pothead who also has the “staggeringly ugly” trait lmao
Eva and Grace’s dynamic is so important to me. They’re in love platonically. Like, that’s not a common dynamic. She put the way he likes his coffee into the ship’s computer. He follows her around like a puppy. In the book, she cracks jokes with him and him only. She cares about his opinion. He was the only one she asked about the coma gene, wondering if it was worth it.
He’s her best friend, and she doesn’t even know it. They’re so close, that in the book, people think they’re sleeping together, and poor Grace is so confused because he thought that was his platonic work wife, wdym people think we’re sleeping together, that’s my person that I crack jokes with and then she glares at me because they’re not funny.
She’s softer with him than anybody else and is only ever vulnerable around him. We see in the movie, he’s the only one who ever gets her to smile, and sometimes even laugh, and then she serenades all of them, but mainly him, and he stares at her with those big, shiny eyes so lovingly, and she points at him when she sings, “everything’s gonna be alright”, and then she gives him those eyes, so loving.
And then she’s trying to stop herself from crying when she’s sending him away because, against her will, he’s become her person, and somewhere along the way, she’s become his, and they will have forever ended this relationship on bad terms, and nothing can fix that.
It’s a platonic tragedy. It’s a platonic love story. This is something we don’t get often, or, like, ever, and it’s deep and it’s tragic and it’s sad.
But even after, Eva’s still taking care of him. Packing clothes she knew would bring him comfort. Programming the ship to know how he likes his coffee. And Grace is still watching out for her, speaking to her directly in his video logs, with that same lopsided smile he used to throw her way.
He uses Rocky’s sign for goodbye, and she uses it back, and how did this book and movie give us such a deep platonic friendship because, guys, this NEVER HAPPENS.
Eva and Grace, the platonic male/female friendship of all time.
Feel a bit insecure that my girl has a vibrator
That’s your teammate not your enemy
Bless those tired eyes – Roseblood [OC]
A little painting of my soulsborne OC’s eyes during the events of DS 1 — DS3 + Elden Ring (I’m aware that they are not connected but I can indulge myself with a fantasy right)
massively fucked up and wrong that on the house of leaves wikipedia page the word house is only hyperlinked the first time