Incorrect Fallen London Quotes

things persons in Fallen London definitely said, maybe

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The Efficient Commissioner: No one showed up to the last meeting. I do have the minutes for the meeting before the last meeting. The Director: Alright, read those. The Efficient Commissioner: Alright. 'Minutes of the last monthly Railway meeting, which was held six months ago. A motion was made that the members of the board hold a yearly reunion once a year after the project is over. The motion was defeated when it failed to receive even one vote. The meeting was soon declared a shambles.'

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The Efficient Commissioner: The point is your behavior is not the type of behavior a very stupid person can perpetrate. And so my impression has thrashed around from conversation to conversation, and now, rather than suspecting you of incompetence, I have begun to fear just the opposite. I think you might be dangerous.

The Player: To whom?

The Efficient Commissioner: Maybe not knowing is what really bothers me. Now please put the bomb down and return to the train.

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Furnace Acona, normally: I hate capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps people poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't work three jobs to afford basic necessities!

Furnace, while playing Monopoly: Sorry but if you wanted to win you should have just tried not being poor.

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Evolution

The Implacable Detective: These red dots are all of the kingdoms of the Presbyterate.

The Implacable Detective: The blue dots are all of the Applebees we've been banned from.

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F.F. Gebrandt's (Live) Prelapsarian Exhibition

Mr Pages: *on the phone* Griz, we need your help, there’s-

The Efficient Commissioner: is the city flooding again?

Mr Pages:

Mr Pages: no?

The Efficient Commissioner: then it’s not an emergency *hangs up*

Mr Wines: well?? what’d she say? what do we do about the living ushabti?!?

Mr Pages: apparently it’s not an emergency

Mr Apples: *being strangled by a statue* how the fUCK is this not an emergency?

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Mr Stones, sitting with its back turned: I've been waiting for you.

The Calculating Lapidary: How did you do that without turning around?

Mr Stones: I'll be completely honest, the first several people I did that to were not you.

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The Commissioner: What're you doing?

The Railway Director: The Masters demanded to know what weapons we have in stock. I'm writing them a letter telling them it's private information.

The Commissioner: (Reading over their shoulder) ‘Fuck around and find out'?

The Railway Director: It’s good to be concise.

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The Youthful Naturalist: We're going to steal a ship? That ship?!

The Player: Commandeer. We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term.

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September: You called a secret meeting? January: Yes. Close the door. September: (Closes the door) January, from inside: September. Get in here. And *then* close the door.

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Mr Fires: My plans have been such a failure every time that I've just given up and laid the entire city as a doomsday device.

[evilvillain123456789]

im an abbot and tbh if i dont vibe with one of my monks i call the vatican and tell them he's tempting the other monks to most profane and unnatural couplings and they just take him back and send a new one no questions asked

[italo-disco-calvino]

papa keeps those for himself

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papa keeps those for himself

[letsbelonelytogetherr]

— Donte Collins

[devils-queen]

✞ 666 ✞

[duskerkeit]

Cat & kitten gargoyle, Château de pierrefonds, france, built between 1857-1885

[house-of-mirrors]

Mr. Huffman: Good Lord, what is happening in there?

The Tiger Keeper: Aurora Borealis

Mr. Huffman: A-Aurora Borealis? At this time of day, at this time of year, this far underground, localized entirely to the Sixth Coil?

The Tiger Keeper: Yes.

Mr. Huffman: ...May I see it?

The Tiger Keeper: No.

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Station IX: oh hey you guys are back early

The Player: whale's haunted

Station IX: what

The Player, readying a harpoon and getting back on the airship: whale's haunted

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station viii

The Player: These vegetables won’t cook themselves. Yet. (They empty a bag of Silver City-grown vegetables onto the table.) The Player: Alright, everybody in the pot! The Vegetables: (Loud screaming and running away) The Player: Why do I always think that’s going to work?