#allyao

[mostlikelytofangirl]

Welcome to "So you have acquired a murder meowmeow" Introductory manual 101

What is an appropriate reaction?

[dimpledlianfang]

The whole Yao Harem is here😛💯🌟🌟🌟🌟

I know 3 others are missing but😄😄😄.

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And jiggy looks so smug about it🤭🙄

[tianshiisdead]

I actually think that China views his beauty as more of a curse than blessing? Because of all the unwanted attention it gets him and the entitlement that some countries act like they have to his body, time, and labor, to the point where even if he refuses to do something on reasonable grounds they would act like he's being a total bitch.

That's interesting honestly I haven't thought about it like that before! I can only rlly see it for the early modern to modern era tho, wrt gender dynamics and China's own place in the world. Back when he was so powerful he was seen as divine, beauty among scholarly men was celebrated and admired, I've always thought he would be pretty comfortable in his beauty - beautiful scholarly men in China itself would be respected and among fellow countries, he's still one of the most powerful, even faraway traders who fall in love can only try to make him smile before getting dismissed if they get annoying. If anything I wonder if he'd be more irritated by how courtly officials might treat him, other countries are ants to him, 天朝, but courtly officials who are overly infatuated w him and act like perverts and are constantly around him would be annoying 🤧

Of course, there are eras where he's not the most powerful and at that point, it'd definitely be a curse, he gets conquered every once in a while by groups specifically dedicated to conquering him after all. I imagine the Qing dynasty was one of those cursed times jfkldghf

I do think it makes sense in modern day, he's clearly pushed around by the rest of the allies in canon (side note: why is does tvtropes do a better job on China and allies relations than the wiki omg he gets so bullied and harassed and treated like a maid by them and it's literally never brought up on the wiki) and expanding that, imo many western countries these days are also uncomfortably entitled to him, even as he grows more stable. On an individual basis as well, in modern-day his pretty face probably gets him a lot more bad attention than in the past 😶

[annulareye]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY #JINGUANGYAO YOU WORLD-FORSAKEN LAN-ADORED GOLDEN-ARMORED GODDESS-BELOVED IRON FUCKING CHRYSANTHEMUM

[mostlikelytofangirl]

I legally shouldn’t be allowed to listen to ABBA

[mostlikelytofangirl]

(only answer if you're comfortable discussing nsfw)

You know that post about the characters' kinks (idk if you rbed it or someone else)?

I think it's mostly right about a-yao. he def would have a power kink (i was origanally sold on this by a topping from the bottom chengyao fic), but i could also imagine him enjoying some pampering in sex. the phrase 'princess treatment' comes to mind (although i think that phrase might be a spa thing).

and this complements the ships

like. imagine lxc servicing him. for once, lxc's isn't having to make choices where the options are Thing That Will Hurt People A and Thing That Will Hurt People B. JGY is getting some well deserved time not thinking about which role he has to play in the social hierarchy. it's all just cozy hours that he and JGY have squirrelled away.

nmj gets to express all his Mother hen instincts while simultaneously getting laid! he can let go off all that Important Leader BS and be soft and tender with the person he wants to take care of.

also. i know people talk abt jiang cheng being a praise-kink having sub who cries during sex (very true and not at all shameful), but i'm sure some gentle service topping would make him very happy. he's making jgy happy! a feat rarely accomplished by man. he's doing a good job even if he's the one telling jgy *he's* doing a good job. jiang cheng loves projects and 'make a-yao feel special' is the best kind of project.

then there's wrh. the perfect man to tell jgy he's perfect and make him feel pampered and special. specifically because of jgy's daddy issues. if he's at a point where he actually trusts wrh, i'm sure jgy would love this.

nhs. praising giving. likes being in charge of things that are fun. has laways kept tabs on nmj's wellbeing and would be doing the same for jgy if they were close/dating. now just apply this to the bedroom! i need'nt say more.

xue yang tho. not sure what to do with that one.

-regular anon

Hey, regular anon!! Haha sorry this took so long, I have no problem talking about nsfw stuff actually!

I don't remember the post you mention (so it probably wasn't me who reblogged it lol), but I totally agree with you!

I'm sure that JGY would normally be one great power bottom, even a mean top XD, as he absolutely has a thing for control, and I firmly believe that it comes basically from his need to feel safe: the more in charge of a situation, the safer he is. And he would enjoy that!

But I also believe that if he was to trust his partner enough, he would let himself be taken care of. Or at least it would be something that would do him good, even if he would be hesitant about letting someone else do the work for a change and being shown that he can receive without having to earn it.

And yes, it works well in the context of ships.

LXC would certainly appreciate having the worst dilemma he has to face being where to start pampering JGY xD. He's a kind and gentle person, so doing his best to shower his A-Yao in affection would be like second nature. Making a loved one feel good, what a joy!

There are not a lot of chances for NMJ to show his tender side, and he is also one to appreciate hard work and reward it accordingly, not to mention he is very protective. There's the saber spirit too, so having something else to distract him from that, making him focus on little A-Yao fully would do him well too.

With JC I think it's a situation similar to JGY in some regard, not so much about control, but about feeling fully accepted and reassured, and being a top is another way to achieve that: procuring someone pleasure, making them feel safe with him, lower their guard and trust him, seeing the effect he has on someone and being encouraged. JC is also a protective person who is fiercely devoted to the few he holds dear, caring for JGY is a sense a very personal thing bc they share so much similar baggage. Also he just likes to know he is doing a good job.

Oh, WRH. As you can imagine, this one is my favorite in this scenario bc of how much it would mean coming from him XD. Just imagine you are a smol guy who everybody looks down on and who has to continuously prove himself... and THEN you have the most imposing, powerful man caring for you, servicing you, telling you how perfect you are, how good you are... it'd be easy for him to crash you, and YET here he is, pampering you, validating you, making you feel like the most special person bc how could you not be when you have This Man telling you about how he would burn down the world for you :').

I can see it all being very playful and sweet with NHS. He is known for being a lazy guy who would normally prefer himself getting pampered, but him doing it for JGY would feel like a fun experiment, and I imagine NHS of all ppl being one JGY would trust easily (if we don't include canon ending lol). Maybe not having a lot of faith in how would NHS perform a first, but being pleasantly surprised and it's all giggles and jokes. All part of his evil plan to get JGY to relax and stop worrying about work!

OMG XY. Tbh I can only see these two having some nasty, disrespectful sex XD, JGY trusting the delinquent enough to actually be intimate with him, but XY is too much of a wild card to be fully service top imo, much less a gentle selfless one that would pamper him. It would still be a good session of catharsis tho :P.

[dimpledlianfang]

Who do you all ship Jiggy with?

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I ship him eith everyone (appropriately) lol.

Mostly I ship him with Xichen and/or Su she.

[mostlikelytofangirl]

I used to just be AllCheng but, after talking to you and seeing your art, I am also now AllYao. 😔

- Regular Anon

My job here is done :').

I'm just doing my thing, spreading the agenda of all the relevant characters JGY has in the palm of his hand close dynamics with while being all smol, poor and delicate. Very homme fatale of him if you ask me 😌.

I may not be part of the allcheng agenda, but I support the idea of giving that angry grape all the love too!