Convention story time
It isn't a secret that I often go to conventions dressed up as Batman, nor is it a secret that I am Pansexual. It also isn't a secret that I'm completely oblivious to many, many things. One of them being sexual desires.
As I was at Almacon 2014 me and my friends stayed for the rave, as we usually do. I was in a Batsuit which had about an inch of foam covering the front of my body so you can guess that I was sweating.
I was dancing in a circle with a Deadpool when I see this guy dressed as Heath Ledger's Joker from The Dark Knight. Specifically he was Nurse Joker. Me and him lock eyes and begin walking towards each other and start dancing.
It evolved to him grinding on me, which made me think he was maybe attracted to men. So we split up and about an hour later we meet back up but I start grinding on him. The both of us walk over to the various cups of water and I down abut 5 cups. We begin talking and I was tempted to begin flirting with him but was unaware of his sexual identity, and I didn't want to push him in to anything that made him uncomfortable.
I did regret it though.
Youmacon roles around and again, dressed as batman. While I'm wandering about the Renaissance Center I pass by him. We lock eyes and hug. For some reason I touched his ass, whether it was a conscious effort or subconscious I have no idea. He didn't seem to acknowledge it.
I do have an idea of one thing.
On both of those occasions I wanted some sweet sweet Joker dick.
