#almost five

[guygonefearfishing]

Hair growth pattern in the shape of a y incision autopsy scar?!?????!!!!!

[eluxcastar]

Write about Urd buying wonderbread

Urd buying wonderbread.

FEATURES: urd geales

CW: a lot, he should be put on my strange addiction, xio in general

WC: n/a (I refuse)

NOTES: ok Daddy Wonderbread 😈😈

- Poundcake Kitten 😖😖

I sincerely apologize to literally everyone else for what I'm about to do 💀 this is absolutely a crack thought it started as a result of an inside joke it was two a.m. I have no other excuse my Demons won. Istg I know this person we've been friends almost five years 😭 I'll write something later to make up for this

it started off as just buying bread, and that's exactly what it was supposed to be, but then he started enjoying it just a little too much. Yes, it could've very well been just the bread, and yet there was the experience of buying the bread—the look of the bread, how soft it was, the nice crust and a good balance of crumbs, the ease of finding the wonderbread and the walk back to the cash register to pay for it.

the cashier sometimes threw out a joke about it, "You must really like this bread" they'd say, and he did. He'd heard every joke before, and never really found it in himself to laugh, but it was there. It was just something beyond compare, a deep, overwhelming urge to keep buying wonderbread that would always win him over, send him on another trip to the supermarket where a loaf of fresh wonderbread would await him on the shelf, begging to be picked up.

it may have been becoming a daily occurrence by now, but it still wasn't enough some days, even though he had cut back. One loaf, he had to keep remaining himself of that fact. But it was lingering somewhere in the back of his mind as he tore it into pieces and fed it to the ducks down in the lake.

one loaf just wasn't enough, but it would have to do.

[rainforest-rap-please-come-back]

shoutout to my dad who called me 'starface' a couple hours ago cuz of my facemask this is one of my favorite nicknames given to me by you, and it's got bonus points cause it's one of the few that doesn't have anything to do with my height or hair color

[cetoddle-archive]

not feeling well turns me into just the crankiest bitch i swear. everything i see either pisses me off, annoys me, or just makes me think ‘IM BORED’ and i acknowledge i’m in a bad mood and it sucks but i don’t feel good and everything fucking SUCKS !!

[neon-danger]

I forgot I changed all time low: become human to Electric Valentine 💀

[mellowmelancholia]

at this point i’m alternating between staring at lanota and the clock