#almost gf

[thisismyterribleblog]

Waiting for her to text me so i can kick my feet and shii 🫰🏼🫰🏼

[bluebean09]

I miss Curvy Bisexual so fucking much I might just fucking die

[gothedistance-herc]

Dear Hercules, I wanted to wish you a happy birthday the best way I knew how: by baking something that I thought maybe you might like. I’m not sure whether you’ve had much gulab jamun before, but I figured maybe you’d appreciate an attempt at something from India.

I hope your birthday brings you joy.

Your friend, Celia

[lamborgoony]

Mmm I could really go for holding hands w my goth gf

[mintokitsune]

13

13. one person from tumblr i’d throw off a cliff, one i’d marry and one i’d fuck.

GUYS I HAVENT BEEN SOCIAL ON TUMBLR FOR WHAT FEELS LIKE DECADES DON’T MAKE ME CHOOSE THIS UHM UHM

So basically fmk

Fuck - is it weird if i put myself? yes? okay uhm monsterofmeg simply bcos we’ve been mutuals since i can remember and ALSO MY NAME I MEGAN AND wow, i’m just making this about masturbation i’m sorry i’m terrible (but also myself bcos i’m not really a sexual person tbh and like, idk??? XD)

Marry - My love

Kill - DONT DO THIS TO ME UGH. (Okay, in all honesty, there’s nobody that I’d ever want to throw off a cliff? I’m taking a cheap route, I know, but it’s true. I’m a pacifist and if I have beef with anybody, or I don’t like what they post, then I simply just don’t follow them. There’s no reason for there to be any tension between people who disagree and the only people who I legitimately think are terrible are those who tag hate, or who send shitty anons. And even those people I don’t think deserve to die.)

[jamesarnstein]

Love is a many splendored thing.

She just said she'll cook for me, CAN I MARRY HER ALREADY?!