Blu :)

Cat lover • PJ addict • dark humour

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There are four types of Daredevil fans:

Depressed

Horny

Cinematography nerd

All of the above

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Watching the new Spider Man trailer on mute and sped up just to see if Matt Murdock has been shown yet, to justify getting tickets or not, is another level of weird, isn’t it?

Anyway we got Frank Castle so there’s still hope we’ll get Spidey and DD working together

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I don’t think that one Daredevil episode where Matt acted as if he wasn’t blind, gets enough love. Like Charlie Cox managed to act like a blind man, pretending not to be blind, and it looked so genuine I forgot Charlie isn’t actually blind

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Question for the twenty one pilots fans: do yall get pissy when someone types “21 pilots”? Just had a digital screaming match (they screamed, I stared confusingly) with someone because I said “21” instead of “twenty one” and I wanna know if that’s a common response from yall

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Why does Spanish in a Mexican accent and Spanish in an American accent sound like two entirely different languages?

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A funny thing about me is I have a grey area of “how many legs declares this creature unacceptable”

Like I’m chill with millipedes, love the little guys. Spiders? Friends! Idc about the 8 legs, just don’t bite me.

But CENTIpedes? The ones with considerably less legs than millipedes? NO. DEMON. BANISHMENT FROM THIS REALM. FIREBALL

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Absolutely love the wave of fanart and fics shipping Grace from Project Hail Mary and Simon from Iron Lung. Like hell yes Ryan Gosling being head over heels for Markiplier DESERVES to be on my 2026 events list

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I don’t think a combination of any words have ever made me more frustrated with anything before this fucking jacket description

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In a world of toxic body positivity I will sit and eat cake and be happy that I don’t force myself to conform to current beauty standards

In a world of toxic masculinity, I am glad to cut out any person who believes that “boys will be boys” because I’d rather be a bitch than shanked in an alley because I said no to sex

In a world of people so desperate to believe that I shouldn’t exist, I will throw a middle finger at politicians who tell people I’m dangerous in public bathrooms for wearing a binder

In a world that doesn’t care for you, care for yourself

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Just heard someone online saying my mother tongue (Afrikaans) is “the sexiest language they’ve ever heard” and I audibly gagged at the concept lmao

Like you can’t possibly think that the sound of Dutch hitting puberty, then getting run over by the truck that is German phonetics and getting paintballed by multiple African languages, is in any way, sexy. I simply refuse to believe it

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- Someone posting a vaguely human looking face made of clay, baked goods, or anything mildly unnerving

- Me: no reaction

-Some rando in the comments: MOISTURISE ME

-Me: evaporating into mist from the sheer volume of laughter stuck behind my teeth

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Sitting at my minimum wage job listening to the radio and I keep hearing advertisements from the uni I was supposed to be at rn and it genuinely feels like getting punched in the gut every single time I fcking hate this

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Can anyone from Los Angeles please tell me if people with god/devil personas are normal there?

I’m finally getting around to watching Lucifer and my small town brain just refuses to believe that a dude named Lucifer Morningstar, who keeps telling everyone around him that he’s the devil, is just prancing around LA solving crimes and NO ONE’S TOO CONCERNED ABOUT IT??? Like no one even considers that he might be gone in the head?? Is this just an average night club owner in Los Angeles?? Someone please confirm or correct me I feel like I’m going insane

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I have a monthly daydream of moving to Canada and it keeps sounding like a great idea but then I remember that I’m South African. I’ve never experienced snow. I feel like I’m dying when the temps hit below 18 Celsius. I don’t think Canada is for me

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It’s never “fight fire with fire”, but when you have a large grease inferno and no extinguisher your only options are to die, or smother the flame by force. And we aint dying that easily friends

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Hares are my damn spirit animals cuz why does every photo of a hare perfectly correspond with my mental state in that moment?

Like I just googled Hare and this is the first pic to come up and yes this is my exact mood rn

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Idk what’s happening in the Ariana Grande fandom but I hope she gets the help she needs