Blu :)

Cat lover • PJ addict • dark humour

[bluebean09]

Istg if someone brings their under 15 kid(s) to my explicitly no-kids wedding I’d just kick them out. I don’t care you couldn’t find a sitter. I don’t care if you want your kids to come with you everywhere. I don’t care about their underdeveloped feelings. If I don’t want kids at MY wedding then YOU shouldn’t come either since you’re being fucking childish :)

[bluebean09]

Hot take but I HATE when someone says “this actor had such a good glow up” and shows a pic when they’re 13 and again at 26 like no bish that aint a GLOW up that’s just a GROW up jesus learn the difference

[bluebean09]

People having the audacity to shit on someone for having a feature and then shit on them harder when they get cosmetic surgery to “fix” that feature, bewilders me to no end.

How tf you get surprised when someone changes themselves after you bully them into depressive psychosis for that thing they changed because you’ve deemed it “wrong”?? Do you possess a spine?? Or any functioning frontal lobe??

[bluebean09]

A mildly funny but still depressing development in my part of South Africa: the local radio has made it their mission to remind people that Trump promised the war would only be two weeks

“And that’s the update on Trump’s 2 week but actually now 3 month war with Iran :)”

“This just in on the Iran war that should have ended two and a half months ago”

This is just two of the many phrases they’ve been using

[bluebean09]

50+ year olds will be like “don’t judge me for not understanding [electronic thing that’s existed for 20 years] it’s not from my generation” and in the same breath call a Gen Aplha a dumbass for not knowing what a fucking floppy disk is. The hypocrisy is infuriating

[bluebean09]

I hate to have to think that people will turn an image of someone into a more stereotypical version of another race for any reason whatsoever, it feels kinda gross or something idfk

[bluebean09]

If there’s any healthcare workers on here, does Doctors Without Borders work like getting a summons in the military? Like you’re just living your life doin doctor stuff and you get a summons to go fight disease in a third world country?

[bluebean09]

When the world has started (slowly) recovering from the pandemic but the evidence of the shutdown is still everywhere

[bluebean09]

The worst feeling is watching a small local business slowly die because they were forced to up their prices to be able to feed themselves and now no one is buying from them anymore because they can’t afford it either :(((

[bluebean09]

Ok as a white person I absolutely hate that I can’t read Mandarin or Japanese because why tf are these the prettiest damn symbols I’ve ever seen and wtf do you mean the pretty symbols MEAN STUFF

Lika I have the innate urge to learn to read these languages just so I can keep staring at the pretty letters

[norahsdove]

It's really sad they don't let white people learn these. Oh well. It's for good reason

[bluebean09]

I’ve tried tirelessly my friend. My brain has decided that 2 languages is enough to know and refuses to cooperate :(

[bluebean09]

My one comedic escape from the horror of general office work is how the woman who is training me gets 30+ calls a day from the person in another department that mildly annoys her and every time she lets out a more and more exasperated “yes, Andy” it doesn’t sound like it’s worth laughing at but it’s my only solace

[bluebean09]

Ok as a white person I absolutely hate that I can’t read Mandarin or Japanese because why tf are these the prettiest damn symbols I’ve ever seen and wtf do you mean the pretty symbols MEAN STUFF

Lika I have the innate urge to learn to read these languages just so I can keep staring at the pretty letters

[bluebean09]

Why’d I just hear someone say “if we aren’t divinely chosen why is it that horses are able to run at 10 hours old but humans are dependent on their parents for years” well darn Sharon maybe it’s because WE ARE PREDATORS. Look at any predatory animals during childhood and you will find a hell of a lot of baby animals that take YEARS to become independent because THEY ARE ABLE TO because THEY ARE PREDATORS. By that logic wolves, lions and majority fucking BIRDS are “divinely chosen” grow the fuck up

[bluebean09]

Asking a girl who got assaulted “what were you wearing” is like asking a bank “but if you didn’t want to be robbed why did you give the building a fresh coat of paint”. The girl got assaulted regardless of her clothes and the bank got robbed regardless of the damn paint job. Both excuses carry an equal amount of weight, which is none.

[bluebean09]

(Shouldnt be) Hot Take: opinions should not be respected if that opinion is hinged on hate. Punch a dude if he says that his views on race is “just his opinion” but his ‘opinion’ is objectively hateful

[bluebean09]

The one thing I will always love about the pjo fandom is the fact that we all just collectively agree that Annabeth is the one who gets rich/famous in the human world (whether it’s her killer architecture skills or that Piper convinced her to do a modelling gig cuz she’s just that beautiful) and Percy will always be her trophy husband

[bluebean09]

If anyone ever tries to convince you that the only way a woman can be fit is if she’s skinny, introduce them to Olympic Gold Medalist Rugby Champion Ilona Maher and they’ll learn to shut the fuck up real quick

She looks like the perfect cuddler honestly I’d kill to date a woman like this