Cirque Du Jimmy

This is my brain and I live in it, it's made of love and bad song lyrics. It's tucked away behind my eyes where all my fucked up thoughts can hide, cause God forbid I hurt somebody.

[possumistic]

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

[80slesbiab]

Kate McKinnon getting her hair pulled by a pornstar

[pink-rabbits-deactivated2017011]

i actually cry at this

[rexpinn-deactivated20190705]

tag yourself. I’m Kate

[kermapippurisaatana]

Jesus almighty Christ I´m 2000% Kate.

[not-so-secret-nerd]

Thank you Gay Jesus for this blessing

[rowdyholtzy]

I know we’ve all seen this but we should all see it again

[phantomunmasked]

Reblogging for Nina Hartley (the pornstar), because she is pretty damn awesome.

[rogerogeroger]

Nina Hartley, porn star AND director, sex educator, sex-positive feminist, and author. She also graduated from her university magna cum laude. 

( but also always reblogging for Kate McKinnon, <3 <3 )

[jauregxis]

[bob-belcher]

Who needs Meghan Trainor’s “NO” when there’s this masterpiece?

[vampirezigzagoon]

I THINK YOU COULD USE A MINT

[shezasag]

this is literally honestly a fucking bop

[stardustschild]

First time I heard your voice Moonlight burst into the room

[filmgifs]

If I told you about her, what would I say? That they lived happily ever after? I believe they did. That they were in love? That they remained in love? I’m sure that’s true. But when I think of her - of Elisa - the only thing that comes to mind is a poem, whispered by someone in love, hundreds of years ago: “Unable to perceive the shape of You, I find You all around me. Your presence fills my eyes with Your love, It humbles my heart, For You are everywhere.” The Shape of Water (2017) dir. Guillermo Del Toro

[susiephone]

me: a mean girls musical? idk… this song’s a little cheesy…

me, one hour later: AND IF I EAT ALONE FROM THIS MOMENT ON, THAT’S JUST WHAT I’LL DO, ‘CAUSE I’D RATHER BE ME, I’D RATHER BE ME, I’D RATHER BE ME THAN BE! WITH! YOU!

[moritzly]

🤷‍♀️

[bluesoreal]

Mean Girls witch edition 🔮

[jamesarnstein]

Heather Duke: Who are you?

Gretchen Wieners: I'm you but the writers actually gave a shit about my character

[lionheartsjewel]

has this been done already

[smtmsmac]

legends supporting legends

[muppetmagic]

so i will not act all innocent, i won’t fake apologize

[teen-nic]

two-word phrases that shaped generations

[spencerxhastings]

ho, ho, ho! candy cane gram for shane oman!

she has everything

and one for cady heron!

SHE GETS EVERYTHING

four for glen coco, you go glen coco!

glen coco

glen coco

glen coco

and none for gretchen wieners, bye

who sent that?

aw, it’s from-

REGINA

REGINA

REGINA

“thanks for being such a great best friend”

KAKAKSKSJAKSKAJDJSK

(i mean, cute!)

i mean, GIMME IT

i mean… okay, well if you and regina are best friends now, you can be in charge of keeping all her secrets

for example,

she bought you those high heeled shoes just to make fun of you cause she knew you wouldn’t be able to walk in them

and she’s not really blonde: her natural color is dark blonde

also, she totally cheats on aaron. every thursday, she says she has SAT prep, but really, she’s hooking up with shane oman in the north shore lion’s costume

she makes him wear the costume?

NO, THEY’RE BOTH IN THE COSTUME!

[theblogchoseme]

If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish

[f0xjaw]

Finally somebody said it

[beachdeath]

andrew garfield as prior walter performing the “more life” monologue in the national theatre’s production of angels in america

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

[sweetpea-imagines]

I need creativity rn

[conniebbyscandycane]

Same.

[levi-ish]

I’m a writer, so…