#almostfucked

[fuckingaunicorn]

Talking to my coworker

Him: hey, what are you gonna do this weekend ? Me: I wanna get coked outta my mind and go to a rave Him: gives me strange look and points behind me My boss: giving me the stare down... Me: uhhhhh???...... My boss: damn I gotta go party with you!

[ghostswillwhisper-blog]

Somewhere out there, for some unknown reason, the universe loves me.

I went to the bathroom before (in my own bathroom) and my mom just walked right in because no one in my family understands personal space and boundaries. Anyway, I get up after going to the bathroom not realizing that my shirt had ridden up and obviously my pants were down. So my tattoo was showing but I didn't realize until my mom said "what's on your hip, there's a black mark." I was like "Um...nothing. I wrote on myself" and thankfully my dad (who, like my mom, doesn't know about any of my tattoos) goes "She always writes on herself, why does it come as a shock to you everytime you see a new drawing?" I got so lucky tonight otherwise I would not be moving into UNCW tomorrow, I'd be dead lol