ENERGY DRINKS & PAIN KILLERS

I live by the sun and I die by the moon

[neckkiss]

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[overthinkinginthedark]

“i don’t fit in. and maybe i never did. with people i should feel at home with, comfortable … easy, i just feel like an unnecessary extra, the odd one out. a fraud. i will chat and i will laugh, i will seem to be here … but my soul has flown away. and i watch on like a stranger.”

— 9/1/2018 ~ Overthinking In The Dark

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[extrareality-blog]

[fuckingaunicorn]

Sometimes youv have to question your reality #update

[fuckingaunicorn]

St Patrick's day!!! 2016 edition

So on St Patrick's day in 2016 my buddy and I made a plan to go this girl's apartment and fuck all three of them . We bought two handles of whiskey(jamesson?) We arrive at the apartment and one of the girls is already smashed and passed out on the couch , so she was done . The two other girls were ready to go though . One was very pretty and defiantly worth the trip. The other girl wasn't bad looking but she was like 7-8 months pregnant .... Anyways we down the two bottles and smoked some hookah , had ourselves a good ole' time . The four of us get to the bedroom and start fucking . We had the girls do 69 while we both hit it from the other side. I start playing with the Prego girls tits and some milk came out ! I instantly got this idea that I should squirt it in my buddy's face !! It turned out great ! We both finish and I go to reach for my boxers and they were smashed in dog shit .... So now I'm super pissed! I leave the room and saw a bottle of oxycodone in the kitchen and took that bottle . I was outside smoking a cig arrested when my buddy came out and said let's ride ! I go in a grab my shirt and don't say a word as we're leaving . We get back to my apartment. We're inside talking about the night with my other roommate . I pull out the bottle of pills and I'm like look what I stole !! My buddy that waswith me was like no way!!! And he pulls out a giant was of cash and is like look what I stole !! We have a huge laugh and call it a night . I wake up in the morning to my phone being blwon up by these bitches but I just block all their shit and deny everything. But a few weeks later karma came back to bite me because one of those girls gave me and my boi the clap 🤣🤣🤣 and I only found because I gave it to another girl I was fucking 🤣🤣🤣 thanks Reddit !I just needed somewhere to tell this story .

[thejakelikesonions]

The adventures of Goth Duck

[fuckingaunicorn]

#update

[hopesumners]

[keybladeofsteel]

“Women shouldn’t curse.”

“Get fucked.”

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[thegoodvybe]

[parasiticweb]

[status-excessu]

[love]

[harmony-is-happiness]

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[fedkaczynski]

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

[allamericankindofguy-actual]

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

[fedkaczynski]

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Did he survive?

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

[dailymarvelheroes]

“Well, I can confirm that that is Brad Pitt,” Reynolds said. “I still don’t even know how we got him for the movie. I just wrote him a letter, and explained what it was we were doing. And the sort of premise behind it was how do we, what’s the most wasteful way to use the biggest movie star in the world? And it was through a character that is largely invisible and worthless throughout the movie. And then just having him show up for eight frames of footage. And I guess Brad found that funny, we all found that funny. And he said, yes. And the next thing you know he came and shot for about seven minutes. It took him longer to drink the coffee that he requested as payment.”

[badwolfandtimelords]

Holy shit I’m crying

[losethehours]

I’m thinking maybe Brad was up for some fun in his life around then.

[starkcontrasts]

What a legend