#alpha johndave

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[lemonsilly]

didn't you hear

[johndave4eva]

alpha johndave is so good it should be illegal. the director/comedian trope. the hollywood atmosphere. the impending doom that is the batterwitch and the end of the world. the yearning (especially if you don't alternative universe it so that john and dave meet). do you guys get it

[ofmorninglory]

jonathan francis crocker by ivettxwrites

You know what the tabloids will look like tomorrow when you arrive at your movie premier with Jonathan Francis Crocker on your arm. or Famous movie director arrives at his own premier with famous comedian John Crocker. People talk.

Read it on AO3

so, yeah? i wrote some alpha johndave. sort of. please go read it?

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This is alpha johndave btw i dont make the rules i just enforce them

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Seeing a lot of people drawing alpha dave and beforan karkat which is cool and all but im mourning the loss of my age gap yaoi

Alpha johndave save me… ..save me alpha johndave……

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Stop shrinking the age gap in your alpha timeline pepsicola fics

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Every time i post about alpha johndave it feels like im talking into the void but i AM going to keep doing it

I need everyone to see how peak it is… i was born to push diet pepsicola propaganda onto the masses