#alphabetgore

[devildykewashere]

So we can all blame my terrible enabler friends S and Reili for hooking me up with a copy of the notorious and recently-released Western made eroge/dating sim, HuniePop.

Like, we all jut got it (not a cent was paid to the idiot creator) and strapped in for some trash and also enamoured by the fact that this game at least lets me pick the protag's gender so I can be a gay woman FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE

Anyways this is a video game I am playing in the year 2015

It's either the best or worst thing ever. I don't know. Audrey is in it, and fuck Audrey, not literally though. I have to win my way into girls' hearts and panties by playing fucking Bejewled and it's stupid I hate puzzles but I can like throw bears at it and it is slightly more doable

But so far

I have DONE THE VIDEO GAME SEX with Kyanna, the hot single mom at the gym, and Jessie, the porn star. Koshka is making me date the stupid-ass love fairy next, who sounds like a cross between a white person trying too hard and a PUA manual. Koshka also wants me to date Audrey and no

Audrey is like the worst raver ever and she doesn't even like me when I'm high. I love pissing her off, though. Don't date Audrey.

The writing in this game is, as S put it, Above and Beyond. It is simultaneously the dumbest but most hilarious crap I've ever heard.

Do not play this game.

[keylimequeen]

alphabetgore said: it is a dark road, rachael. a very dark road. (on the plus side, you are not alone.)

At least there's that.

It is a very dark road, after all.

[keylimequeen]

alphabetgore said: everyone knows that I wait until it becomes november 1st and then it is CHRISTMAS CAN’T STOP WON’T STOP so I may not be the best person here.

I'm going to try to curb this whole Christmas music thing right now before it completely takes me over, but I'm seven songs in, I can't promise anything.

I don't even know how this happened to me, I usually don't start this early.

Your holiday music cheer is one of my favorite things. 

[keylimequeen]

alphabetgore said: good.

IT'S TOO EARLY. By the time November(let alone December) comes around, I'm going to be violently screeching Christmas songs at people on the street.

What am I saying? It's never too early for holiday music.

[keylimequeen]

alphabetgore answered: We had a Brita one for ages that was awesome but they also have these water filter bottles now for 10 or 15$ that might be good?

For logistical reasons, the water faucet filter is what I'm looking into. 

We had one of the Brita pitcher things, and it worked just fine, but I wanted to see if there were any other brands that worked well. I'll probably end up getting one of those then. 

Thank you!

[keylimequeen]

sapphireglyphs said: Be safe friend. *hugs*

*hugs back* Thank you. I just got back, and I'm still in one piece. 

alphabetgore said: reminder that you’re like the only person I willingly plan to spend time with and you are very important to me and I love you a lot.

You are very important to me, and I love you a lot too. <3 I know that, but I genuinely appreciate the reminder. 

[devildykewashere]

alphabetgore replied to your post:this whole touhou vs kancolle thing is literally...

I had to read this post twice because I thought kancolle was puncolle the first time, which was a much more amusing stupid rivalry.

i had to look up puncolle but that would be absolutely hilarious to see

someone do this now instead

[keylimequeen]

alphabetgore said: WE CAN IT’LL BE FAB.

Fantastic, I'm looking forward to it!