A, B, O, T, V, Z ♥
A - Your current OTP(s)/OT3(s)/OTX(s)SO FRIENDS, while we’re here, let’s discuss my current obsession that i’ve yelled at literally everyone in my inbox about:
THREE BROS AND A BABY!
i don’t C A R E HOW but aaron ramsey finds himself with a smol newly-hatched human and is woefully unprepared for the trials and tribulations that come along with this scenario but he’s aaron ramsey so NATURALLY his instinct is to try and be a fucking martyr about it, struggle and suffer in silence, but of course the team finds out and of course everyone pitches in so aaron doesn’t get why people think it means anything when hector comes over at midnight because aaron mentioned in a text that the smol bab (dennis? robert? patrick? thierry? some strong arsenal name!) that he was low on baby formula (IT’S JUST DUDES COPARENTING NBD) or when olive goes with him to pick out the crib (SOMETIMES A DUDE NEEDS ANOTHER DUDE’S OPINION ON DOMESTIC FURNISHINGS THANKS BYE!) or when the two of them flank him on either side, one hand grasped between theirs, when he feels himself on the verge of collapsing as he waits for more info from the doctor when the smol bab has his first smol fever (JUST DUDES BEING EMOTIONALLY INVESTED IN THEIR COMMUNAL LOVECHILD! IT’S JUST BUDDIES!)I’M OBSESSED. i daydreamed about this on the metro half this week.
B -A pairing you initially didn’t consider but someone changed your mind
[groans] i hate to say it but@jazzypom was the one who told me that el cholo told the atl*ti board that if they got torres, he’d stay another season AND BOY HAVE I NEVER GOTTEN OVER THAT PIECE OF INFO.
O -Choose a song at random, which ship or character does it remind you of
Cherry Wine just came on, and that’s my sergio x nando song s o.
T -Do you have any hard and fast headcanons that you will die defending, about anything at all (gender identity, sexual or romantic orientation, extended family, sexual preferences like top/bottom/switch, relationship with poetry, seriously anything)
I feel like I yell about this on a weekly basis but if you don’t Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro is the world’s most adamant little spoon than that is grounds for irreconcilable differences. Also, the entire Alonso-Gerrard clan is so so embarrassed by their disgustingly obvious dads, ‘cept for Lou, who literally does not care because she has a future WWC-winning team to captain.
V -3 OTPs from 3 different fandoms
footy: David x Iker + Sergio
The West Wing: Josh x Donna!
Grey’s Anatomy: Cristina x Owen. (ohgod.)
Z - Just ramble about something fan-related, go go go (prompts optional but encouraged)
sooo uh, you think your ship is real, right? like you’re totally convinced that these two people are completely dumb about one another and like their love is lasting and true and special OKAY SURE THAT’S FINE B U T
did they name their own ship?
did they not even bat an eyelash at the thought of being married?
did they smile and dopey and touch knees and brush ankles and laugh over every dumb thing?
did they bicker like an old married couple?
no?
WELL BUDDY
I BRING TO YOU A GIFT!
ENJOY YOUR SUFFERING, SEE YOU ON THE LIDO DECK IN HELL <3
