#alreadybeendone

[azayta]

Obviously

“K, so I just got an account after *years* of watching from the sidelines, and I know I’m going to fall into all the clichés. It’s just going to happen. I’m not even going to expend energy fighting it.” (She says, spending half an hour stressing about how cliché her first post is)

[iamthephanthephaniswithme-blog]

A Perfect World

Love On Ice: exists

Me: NO

Love On Ice: ceases to exist

Me: THANK you

[authorhollyamberwebb]

Me: hoe don't do it Author: *kills favorite character* Me: O H MY G O D

[somebodyshoulddothis]

Short Extension Cords

You know how sometimes your extension cord doesn't quite reach that last 20-30cm? Somebody should make very short extension cords for those situations.

[somebodyshoulddothis]

Donate for Water Access

You know how the city of Detroit is violating the human rights of its citizens by denying them water? Somebody should make a place to donate to help people get back and keep access to water. Thanks to @tiffani and @KristyT for this excellent solution to address the worst of the crisis. Next somebody should make Detroit's government fix their skyrocketing water prices to reasonable early 2000 levels and stop turning off water as punishment for unemployment and poverty.

[somebodyshoulddothis]

Post-Swimming Soap

Do you swim in chlorinated pools, then use special hair products, but get annoyed when your ineffective soap leaves your skin dry and chlorine-y? Somebody should make a special soap for chlorine.

Like so.

[somebodyshoulddothis]

Online Code Compilers

You know when you're learning a new programming language through online tutorials that won't let you play around, but you're too lazy to download a compiler? Somebody should make an online compiler to play with.

Maybe like one of these.

[rolling-for-charisma]

Hey Folks, I've got an idea for a Movie

The talented son of an overbearing father suffers from a debilitating facial disfigurement. This young boy is ridiculed until he strikes out on his own, befriending a rogue dentist and pica-afflicted prospector. The trio wanders aimlessly, pursued by an embodiment of bestial rage. They stumble upon a small country populated with social deviants and outcasts, where they learn the true value of individuality. The prodigal son returns home to find his loved ones abducted by an old foe. He sets off to fight the personification of wild fury, assisted by his friends. Our young athlete is nearly murdered. Just in time, the voracious gold-miner bludgeons the creature into a coma, whereupon the unlicensed oral surgeon cuts into its skull and carves out every tooth. Returning home, there's a terrible disaster, and the newly-empowered son must lead his former bullies into the heart of a storm. He emerges victorious, forever remembered in the annals of time.