#alright there

[jumjum-crafts]

Themm

[americanegg]

top 10 og tumblr posts

read em and weep boys, here’s the fucking highlights

[geminidontcare]

Y’all needa get outta that Canuck bubble & experience the awesomeness of the SoCal beaches and chill lifestyle. Ain’t cheap but fuck yea my quality of life is worth a little more 💰. And don’t be boxin us in w that trump bs lol. Our bomb ass Governor just coined the phrase saying we’re a “Nation State” cuz we fuckin hate trump and we move markets n shit lol. (Our state has a bigger GDP than your entire country n we ❤️ all the gays, weirdos and immigrants lol)

..... uh huh

[somehumerusbones]

//speaking of aus, i remembered one i forgot to talk about

//Alright so, you may or may not know, but i have this AU for Sans that’s him going all Undying, so, in a similar vein to that, that same thing happens and important tidbit, because of his magic being heightened by the Determination his left eye begins to burn even hotter and ends up melting around his eye socket and part of his upper skull

The gist is during one very Determined moment in the final fight Sans succeeds in killing Frisk and after that ends up in the SAVE screen with them. Him, having no idea what’s really going on but see Frisk trying to reLOAD their SAVE file Sans in, bit of a panic sorta just, hits the opposite button, ya know, the SAVE button. That, goes as well as you’d think. He found himself at The Judgement Hall SAVE point, still missing a good chunk of his left eye socket and upper left skull

He goes to Asgore and tells him, well everything that the human did. He’s able to contact Alphys and tell her it’s safe for all the monsters to come back. While what what happened was a tragic loss to monster kind, it wasn’t literally everyone, obviously. The exact number wasn’t known but it was around 100 or so monsters. Dust was collected and monsters were mourned, but all hope was not lost, they still had six human SOULs and only had need for one more, as well as Asgore still being alive to attempt to rally his people together and keep HOPE alive.

After things were ‘calmer’ Sans was approached by Asgore, who was recovering from his injuries from his fight, Alphys replace the missing portions of his skull with a black metallic material, similar to what Mettaton’s body was/is made out of (not....sure if Mettaton is dead?) and was asked if he could become the new Captain of the Royal Guard, when he was healed up, at least. After some time thinking on it. He agreed, Determined to do his best to stop anything like what had happened to The Underground happen again.

He received specialized armor for himself, some that would work well with his fighting style of, mostly dodging. He took his new job very seriously and was much less of a comedian during his time training new recruits who there were plenty of, those who either wanted revenge on any humans that might fall or simply wanted to protect their home and families.

As of now, The Underground is in, a better place, compared to when The Human was there. Sans and his new Royal Guard patrol The Underground on watch for humans. Sans himself tends to still stick to Snowdin patrols, but unlike before he is much more serious and will not let any human pass him. He will protect The Underground or die trying.

[tigerlad]

Natasha: "I can't rap"

Me: "I'm a vampire, a straight up V. I'll guzzle you down like a blood slurpee. Local gangs, you think you're tough, well I sleep in a crypt and i drink all the blood. You got 99 problems, well I got none so drop your stakes cuz I'll raise you some. I'm a creature of the night, I sleep during the day. Oh did I mention I'm also pretty gay cuz I'm Carmilla."

[jamesprotter-blog]

alright there

The small circle of metal glinted in the sunlight as it lay in his palm. James stared at it. It was annoyingly shiny, which made sense seeing as it had been lying untouched in his bag for a month.

“Head Boy James. Head Boy James Potter? Head Boy Potter?” James tried these out, strutting a bit in the empty corridor as he tried to visualize it. He couldn’t. Who on earth decided to make him, James Potter, of all people, Head Boy? Actually, that was obvious, it was definitely Dumbledore, he was Headmaster and definitely crazy enough. The man had gone batty in his old age. When James got old, he decided, he would be fun, and if he was crazy it would be the good kind of crazy, where he would be so certain in his own choices everybody else would have no choice but to accept it. And he’d have Sirius and Remus and Peter over all the time and they’d be cantankerous old people together, and play pranks on the youngsters just to see the confused looks on their faces, and then he’d win some prize for being the oldest guy to play Quidditch. The brooms would probably be way faster in the future, too, so he’d really have to keep his reflexes up when he got old…

James absentmindedly flipped the badge up in the air and caught it, his mind derailed on Quidditch. If only all of life was as fast and simple and confrontational and exhilarating as Quidditch, James thought. Life was way too over complicated. It would’ve made more sense to make Remus Head Boy anyway, he was the one who’d been a prefect for two years, James didn’t know responsibility if it walked up and bit him in the butt. That’s what Lily Evans had said, anyway. As fair as James was concerned, responsibility was overhyped, after all, he’d gotten along just fine without it. Of course, if Lily were here she would probably just say that clearly he hadn’t, which he guessed was a subjective point, although objectively he’d made Head Boy without having a shred of responsibility and if that wasn’t getting along fine then what was, and now James knew it was time to end this train of thought before he started having arguments with an imaginary Lily.

James flicked the badge up in the air again, except this time the train jolted on a curve and the badge flew through the air, right through a door that had just opened to smack someone in the face.

“Ah, oops, sorry, didn’t mean to hit you with that. Alright there?”

[vivrcard]

i like to think that ness and everyone else had a great time on their journey and stopped by fun places every once and a while, like those places that are like arcades and outdoor/indoor carnival stuff mixed also i bet at those places •poo would do really well at dance/rhythm arcade games for some reason, and ness attempts to beat his friend's high score on said games but never can •ness would obviously go to the batting cages if there were any •paula would probably try to get her friends to win her a new stuffed animal from the claw machine •because claw machines are RIGGED, jeff just ends up messing with the machine when no ones looking and thus gets paula the animal. either that or they all save up tickets together to buy one for her because thats what friends do •everyone except jeff goes on rides because hes scared that hes gonna fall out or something {also id guess that hes afraid of heights?? maybe??} •paula beats everyone at mini-golf, though it's usually pretty close between her and jeff •jeff and poo are AGGRESSIVE in go-karts and the match is pretty close between them. knowing that theres no way to win, ness and paula hang back and just have a good time •to jeffs dismay and surprise, ness somehow always wins at laser tag •at the end of the day they all eat icecream and chill out