Me @ Myself: Can you PLEASE work on that report???? It is very important that you get it done. You’ve had TWO (2) WHOLE MONTHS to work on it, and it needs to be done in 2 days, and you SHOULD NOT leave it til the last minute!
Myself: I know and understand this, but that is a lot of pressure and stressful, so can I just read or watch something instead for a little??
Me : NO. You already spent way to much time doing that today, (you can reward yourself with it once you get this other stuff done).
Myself: :( Fine......
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Myself: Hey, remember that dream I had a year ago? Where I was part of a spy team and Alec Baldwin was there? That was wild.
Me: YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING WORK! Stop thinking about dreams and spy ideas!!
Myself: But I don’t wanna!!
Me: It shouldn’t even take that long!! So stop wasting time! You also need to get supplies and a lesson plan done for that club tomorrow, and you still need to read those chapters and homework assignments for the class you hate, that are due TONIGHT!!!
Myself: AAAHHHHHHALKDJLFKJ tHAT’S TOO MUCH STRESSFULL STUFF!!! I CAN’T WORK WITH ALL THIS STRESS!!!!
Myself: *Beginning Shutdown Mode*
Me: NO DON’T JUST SIT THERE IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER AND DO NOTHING. WORK ON THE STUFF, EVEN A LITTLE BIT. ???
Myself: ... what if I made a Tumblr post about this instead??
Me: -what? That’s nOT PRODUCTIVE!!
Myself: *makes post anyway*
Me: akdfjalskjefoweihflkasdjlfkjalskdjf
