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[beefstatic]

daaaaaaviiiiis ur no fuuuun

[howishughdancyevenpossible]

if you ever want to seduce me just give me a bucket of flan

[bewitchedluck-archived]

Goodbye

Send me "Goodbye" for the last voice message my muse leaves for yours before they die.

Billyies at my service.  Whaada you want?  Beep.

Billy, it’s Jinx.  I feel like I’m being watched—You don’t know if the HIVE sent people after me, do you?  Well, in any case, I’ll meet them heads on; they’re going to meet a stroke of bad luck.  I’ll see you tomorrow at Thanksgiving, as planned.                           Wish me luck!  Click.