#also drunk

[beinghymen]

Can't take my asexual ass to a sex shop without spending 150$ on chain mail apparently

[luzecita]

me at Sueños c:

[nanisaurus]

Hellooooo

[hobohobgoblim]

Me dearest friend basically shamed me onto trying on the dress she found me at the Red Cross.

[malka-lisitsa]

“ things must be catastrophic if you’re calling me at this hour. ”

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"Uber doesn't run past 2am. Apparently."

Shes drunk, and human, and cranky and Stefan wont return her calls.

[agenderhyde]

batman and catwoman fuck

[solarcas]

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[thebutchnextdoor]

Me at any given moment: 😐

My brain: “The days turned to months, the months to more, and before the au pair knew it, a year had passed. A trip around the sun and she was still here, she was still her. One year became two and from two it spread into an endless time, so it seemed. Three, four, five years would pass and there was peace. At long last, deep within the au pairs heart, there was peace. And that peace held for years, which is more then some of us ever get.”