#also dw

[ajga-artz]

At this point I'm genuinely willing to make a deal with satan. So, if you're out there, Scott Goldsmith...

[ithemyso]

SFAWTDE/DAWTDE Headcanons (no KIY this time, sorry)

Avery:

Taller than Derek IRL (Derek is displeased by this)

Loves video games in general, but got into Minecraft relatively recently

About 22, senior in college. Majoring in Biology, maybe with a minor in Botany

Wears Hawaiian shirts. Always. Would probably get married in one

Chugs diet soda like his life depends on it

Up to date on pop culture. Probably drops meme references into unrelated conversations.

Annoying /aff

Also wears sandles and socks. Honestly, his MC skin is probably what he dresses like IRL

Not white. Half black, half Latino.

Long-ish hair. You can bet your life savings that it's dyed.

Shockingly smart, he just doesn't do well with puzzles.

Derek:

Barely older, around 23 (I HC his birthday as March 3rd, 2003 because of his goodbye letter channel name, but I digress)

College dropout, has a small apartment he pays for with the trust fund his parents set up for him

When he was in college, he majored in Robotics. Probably still dabbles in it for fun from time to time.

Has been playing Minecraft since it came out (has a lot of "I remember when" moments when playing)

Redstone expert

Doesn't like diet soda, so he drinks coffee (which he mixes with Monster energy drinks, much to the horror of all who know him)

Hoodies, sweatpants, and crocs (neither of them have a fashion sense)

Burnt out gifted kid

Had a Roman Empire phase at some point

Germanic ancestry, maybe?

He's black. I will not be taking criticism on this one.

Long hair. I think he'd have the underside dyed red

Used to play piano. Stopped after a while

Both of them

INCREDIBLY lonely people. Avery grew up in a large household, while Derek's parents were always too busy for him. Both turned to the internet to cope.

If there's a platonic version of "love at first sight", it's these two

Not strictly romantic, not strictly platonic, but a secret third thing (predestined soulmates that find each other in every universe)

They would move in together, trust

Derek would never play Minecraft again himself, but would watch Avery play

They'd keep the laptop. It'd never get used, but they'd keep it

They'd sleep in the same bed ("to save on heating", they claim (they do this even in summer(they have another fully furnished bedroom that gets used as a guest room. They hardly ever have guests)))

Somewhere down the line, they'd get legally married (for tax benefits. This one is true)

They'd end up adopting cats. Avery's children, Derek's biggest nuisances (/j (the cats, naturally, prefer Derek))

Avery would be the main breadwinner, and Derek would eventually go back to college.

Further down the line, they would move somewhere else where there aren't so many unhappy memories. Get a house. Grow old there.

They'd be happy together, like that.

[sapphicsceptre]

Respectfully, you have incredible tits <3

you're allowed to be disrespectful about it 💕

[justaruk]

I ASSUME my dad knows but he hasn’t said anything ever 😭😭 I think he definitely likes you though he’s super chill

Tell me a list of things that he likes. I'm showing up and impressing the Huzz's Spawn point.

[ghostyboys]

Clocked out of artfight a little early (a couple days ago iirc) bc my personal life is crazy atm and I just wanted to draw something cute and self indulgent... expected this to take until after artfight but

Seems like you guys love aodh a lot, and i do too! So here's him getting some post battle rest... you've attacked him so much now he needs to go chill with some goats

[spectralmindset]

hi so uhh i hope this doesn't come across as rude but would it be accurate to identify as polymind if i feel like there are multiple people in my head? mainly because of daydreaming

i don't really know what sub personalities means or how to know if im polymind

I don’t see why not, in fact the experience you’re describing is very similar to how I experience my own polymindence. I began seeing my subpersonalities as individuals due to maladaptive daydreaming and loneliness

Subpersonalities are personality modes by the way; like that annoying child voice in your head asking for candy, or that one voice that tells you to rest properly.

The label is self identifiable, you can use it if you are comfortable, and if you later find out you’re not a polymind that’s also okay! Mistakes happen, and there’s no shame in them.

[jibanyans-chocobar]

I just remembered that i one day wasn't wearing my glasses bc i was coming back from taking a bath so i came back to me and my parents room and i saw what i thought was a cat and said: "Ooh look, there's a little kitty here!!" And my dad looked at me, really confused, and said: "That's a sock... Is that really how it feels like to have vision problems?"

And i just thought about it, and i realized that THAT'S SUCH A KWAZII/SHELLINGTON INTERACTION, LIKE??? Kwazii would totally say what my dad said and it's so funny to me 😭‼️

[ranboard]

hey ranboard 😊 I'm back 😊 heyyyy 😊 hey could 😊 could u uh 😊 do a cbeeduo board again 😊 maybe 😊 sorry I love them and stimboards it makes me rlly happy 😊 apologies for asking again 😊

behind every gay person is an EVILER!! GAYER!! person