#also gross

[faceless-inthecrowd]

My parent cracks me up.

“Is that Mami’s husband?”

The husband in question:

[m0thmans-ass]

✨ Malik Lore dump ✨

His story takes place in a super hero n villain world that is deeply divided to a comical effect (theres an evil!McDonalds that all the villains go to instead of hero!McDonalds, it is hotly debated which serves better food).

His mother, Infestation, is one of the major villains of this world and had him to be her prodigy. Only he was born powerless, so through her own powers and the help of her evil doctor wife, they gave him powers and forced him into a life of villains that he was much too soft for.

After years of trying to live up to his mothers expectations while secretly pinning over an up and coming super hero influencer, Solar Flair, he runs away from his home to become a hero and do good. Only to get placed on a team with said super star and slowly realizing both his idol and the heroing world aren't as good as he thought they'd be. The world is much more confusing that his childhood fantasies lead him to believe.

[trespasssweetlyurged]

i think that lucius would paint izzy's nails for him while izzy grumbles the whole time but makes no move to pull away and objectively im right

[mayberry-loves-ships]

hi hi! lettin ya know pro-ups-spamton is a proshipper

Ah thank you for letting me know!! Just deleted the reblog :)

[readbyred]

I hate him [affectionate]

[the-cloud-cat]

Listen girlies don't watch Mad God while high you might end up in another reality

[thekoopalingsandstuffs]

Morton, do you like spicy food?

[starlitheaven]

for 1k followers I’m going to confess something!

lmao this is actually stupid but I went along and sexted with this guy just because he had a manga Gojo pfp. then he ruined the illusion and sent me a picture of himself and I immediately blocked him I was so grossed out lmao