#also puns

[laughing-instead-of-crying]

What i lack in height, i make up for in the 3 p’s:

personality

penis length

psarcastic comments

[queeniethevampire]

((Fun idea: Queenie NSFW blog but like she’s even worse.

Rudequeeniethevampire.

*badumtiss*.))

[justalittlebluetiefling]

The Mighty Nein Rewatch (72/∞) Episode 14: Fleeting Memories

[100yearoldcomics]

February 16, 1922 Krazy Kat by George Herriman

[ID: Ignatz leans on the left side of the panel and stares at the audience. Krazy lies with his back against the right side, reading a newspaper. /end] Ignatz: This "soul mate" stuff gives me a pain. Krazy: Is that so?

[ID: Ignatz pleads with Krazy. /end] Ignatz: There's no such thing. Krazy: Oh, yes they is.

[ID: They look directly into each other's eyes, standing on all fours. /end] Ignatz: What do you know about it? Krazy: I know a pair.

[ID: Krazy leads Ignatz off somewhere. /end] Ignatz: Show me. Krazy: Come hidda and I will.

[ID: Krazy shows Ignatz a pair of boots. /end] Krazy: Look, perfick "sole mates."

[ID: Ignatz ZIPs a brick at Krazy's head. /end] Ignatz: "Brick," meet your soul mate.

[mercifulbutbroken]

stay at home asks!! 13 (for our beloved pun-master), 25 (this question seems to suit you, or maybe i just relate you with nice games), 27 (dear tea maker <3)

Hello Jace beloved!!! Thanks so much for the ask, I get to share more of my favorite dad jokes :)c - What do you call a lawyer who can cook? A sue chef - I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

- I got a job at a bakery, because I knead dough. - What do you call a snail that isn’t moving? An escar-stay.

25 is a very tricky one to answer, depending on my mood. Spiritfarer is one such game. Warning, it does deal w some heavy stuff, so look up before watching, Other than that, it's so,,,, beautiful and emotional,,, i cried, and now I'm on my 2nd playthru!

27, very easy. Currently burning through my cherry tea supply, but I also got more of this one tea that's already sweet to help w my massive sugar intake. [ like that would ever stop me.... ]

[officialgeneralgaleforce]

Treble are you well aware of the relationship between Galeforce and Dmitri? If so what do you think about they're relationship?

Boss and Dmitri? I think they're fine, Dmitri seems like he would be a cool person if he didn't have those owls...

[introvertia]

My dentist told me he has to remove a couple of my fillings because they’re weak. I wanted to tell him he was wrong and that I have very strong feelings... but I didn’t.

[scifielves]

She may worship gods, but said shrine maiden has a fellow spirit in this nun.