#also sexy

[fruitytboy]

home alone absolutely feeling myself in a new thrifted robe that makes me feel like a sleazy 1970s dad but hot whilst drinking a spiked hot chocolate with my cat asleep in my lap !!! happy valentines day

[watchyourbuck]

no matter what universe we’re in Ryan and Eddie will always have one thing in common and that is that they’re both so sassyyyyyy

[silverselunite]

*Cradles Lae'zel softly* I just think she's neat

[porcelainmortal]

😂 for your fic recs!

Thank you for the ask!!

3. 😂 A fic that made you laugh out loud

The first one that comes to mind is No Nut November by @inexplicablymine. That fic had me cackling like a stoned hyena (and there is one particular scene in it that melted my brain and rearranged my DNA 🫠). The sheer number of euphemisms that Beas managed to cram into that fic is mind-boggling and they are all absolutely golden. It's hilarious and sexy as hell and I have re-read it an embarrassing number of times.

If anyone who sees this hasn't read it yet, wyd? Go read it now!!

Fic Rec Ask Game

[boxblondiecoops]

Joe Cooper x water boy reader.

Joe and staring at the cute water boy who's just innocently handing the team cold water and joking with them. Cooper and the water boy flirting all cute together during other players turns. Coop catching the water boy staring at him with like those puppy dog eyes. Water boy traveling with them during nationals and shit.

The team teasing the shit out of him. Remer hitting on the water boy as a joke to see how Coop reacts. The way water boy blushes EVERY TIME and gets embarrassed and Coop gets all pissy.

Dirty thoughts below.

Cooper ruining the poor boy in the Beers locker room. Coop holding him against the wall during a shower and absolutely destroying his back after a frustrating loss. Joey creaming his shorts when he sees the water boy in his jersey.

[fruityfinnegan]

why are vampires all gay?

because vampires and gay people are both sinful creatures who are going to hell

[dollscircus]

How do I see myself?

Genderless clown who shouldn’t be allowed to exist.