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Allie - she/her | your friendly fandom elder emo | writing firstprince & hollanov fanfic

[porcelainmortal]

Firstprince Masterlist

Hollanov Masterlist

Thanks for being here. If you enjoy my writing, please kudos, comment, and share! It gives me so much drive to keep creating. 💕

[andremichaux]

COMMUNITY | 3.04, "Remedial Chaos Theory"

[mountainmoonvolcano]

[skull-bearer]

Teach a fish to man

[tochira]

In my head this comes after ‘hey mister sandman’ but now i am trying to figure out the rest of the lyrics.

[guerrillatech]

[thisfeebleheart]

Ya tebya lyublyu. Ya tebya lyublyu.

[guerrillatech]

[samehere-onlyone]

Remember when Ilya was basically playing house, absolutely delighted to make his crush a tuna melt, while Shane was..... overwhelmed and anxious?

[porcelainmortal]

Firstprince Masterlist

Hollanov Masterlist

Thanks for being here. If you enjoy my writing, please kudos, comment, and share! It gives me so much drive to keep creating. 💕

[porcelainmortal]

Yesterday was a milestone birthday for me, but instead of celebrating, my partner and I had to cancel the plans we spent months making and spend the weekend in a funeral home instead. So if you are looking for fics to read, please consider reading one of mine and leaving a nice comment. I could really use a smile. 👉👈 TIA!!

[enki2]

[brittlepredatordemon]

Actually, no, I don't think that friendships dropping like flies in your late 20s and early 30s because no one has time for that between overwork and family obligations and marriage and kids and partners and the ritual of the time slayer is normal and ok. No I don't think deep conversations and spontaneous adventures being replaced with a tired coffee every six months is a normal part of growing up. I don't think that emotional intimacy and soul bonds disintegrating in the face of practical inconvenience is a fact of life. I think that means something is deeply deeply wrong with our society and I will never forgive it for the friends I've lost

[impactings-deactivated20240405]

Jessie after dark

[impactings-deactivated20240405]

update i have concerns about where katherine is going 

[batwynn]

I’m a little more concerned about Roland at the moment.

[teashoesandhair]

Not to awaken the Katharine fandom or anything but, as of April 2020, she’s doing her absolute best

Oh to be a misunderstood sassy girl who disappears for a year and returns having gained 1,000 pounds

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was just looking at how Sally was doing and

[kenbuttshiro]

So, Thomas definitely is up to something

WHAT IS HE UP TO

[my-insanity-is-an-artform]

He got the shark equivalent of the 2am zoomies.

[okaydays]

ilya seeing a little snoopy plushie at a store and buying it because it reminded him of shane.

shane bringing home little glazed honey buns because the colour of them made him think of ilya's hair in the sunlight and he thought ilya might like a sweet treat

ilya emerging from the lake at the cottage with a smooth circular black rock in his hand and saying, 'look shane, it is like a puck!'

shane dutifully taking a photo of any dog he sees when he's out somewhere and sending it to ilya

ilya buying a silky red tie because he thinks shane would look nice in it, whether wearing it with a suit for a formal occasion or being tied to the headboard with it

shane ending up at a crafts fair and buying a brown leather bracelet that he thinks would look good around ilya's wrist, especially when his hand is clutching the headboard while railing shane within an inch of his life, after he's tied shane up with that silky red tie he got a few days ago-

[swagsmeister]

rookie and his captain

[iheartladygaga]

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

[avalanchenouveau]

10 years later and homo sex is still in

[avalanchenouveau]

11 years later and homo sex is still in

[confusedfroggirl]

12 years later…?

That’s right

It’s still in

[zeta-finnish]

[homosexual intercourse] IS STILL [in the zone]!

[gaynehollander]

Ilya getting Shane out of his head when he's not playing up to his usual standard by straight up dirty talking to him in the locker room, whispering pure filth into his ear to rile him up. The only things the Cens can see is Shane seemingly getting progressively more angry, trying to unsuccessfully pull away from Ilya and then responding through gritted teeth, clearly seething. Honestly, for a minute there, it looks like he might hit him. But then he gets out on the ice and fucking demolishes and Ilya's just sitting on the bench, smug as fuck, because if there's one thing Shane has trained himself into through the years of secret hookups, it's playing an amazing game while fucking bricked up.

[mymultifandomhell]

hello ilya 🥰 / ?

[view-from-up-here]

[allieargents]

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprised