Aug 25, 2025
I should've posted something for Lampert's birthday but I think I'm have a fucking existential dread at the rip age of 15 so um
maybe you'll get Lampert with his booty cheeks out. MAYB
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I should've posted something for Lampert's birthday but I think I'm have a fucking existential dread at the rip age of 15 so um
maybe you'll get Lampert with his booty cheeks out. MAYB
HI, I'M GARMR, AND I SCREWED UP
< Alright.
On account of I almost killed Marshall Hall, the lady we were supposed to capture unharmed, by diving behind her much smaller aircraft at mach 3 in atmosphere, I have to fix the Omni page.
Gonna index some of the more important files here and put them within a coherent organizational scheme. It's gonna take a minute. Sweeping up exabytes of qualia here.
When I'm done, we'll have a "user friendly experience" or something, I dunno. >
I have so many funny, beautiful, horny pictures TRAPPED in my fucking brain and I can't do shit about it because I have like several deadlines and impending doom on my schedule
GARTH and whatever the hell the last thing is
De-stress doodles bcs life is a fucking rollercoaster rn
You guys. You fucking guys
One of my friends from the city adjacent to my rural ass hometown posted a link to a holiday concert he's going to be performing in on instagram and I haven't seen him in probably a straight decade, plus the conductor of the orchestra is someone who conducted the orchestra I used to play in when I was in high school. So I'm like REALLY considering going bc I think it would be really nice to see these people again. I think if the conductor even remembers me he'll be excited to learn what I've been studying.
But like. Do you know what this means.
I will be departing the big city, where I've worked tech jobs and am literally studying technology, to return to my rural hometown for a fucking holiday concert. In December.
I'm going to be in a goddamn Hallmark Christmas movie.
The only thing that's saving me is the fact that I know the friend I'll be seeing is in a very wonderful happy healthy steady monogamous relationship, and that there is no force on this earth powerful enough to get me to move back to my hometown
- hunny & sunny <3
i may love it when women, but my heart MELTS for my women who love it when women