Random Headcanon Generator
Mhoirbheinn has an incredible long-term memory but an awful short-term memory. (I'd say his memory is average either way. There's totally a joke here about his memory being long when it comes to people who've wronged him though.)
Mhoirbheinn uses two-in-one shampoo and conditioner. (Look at that hair. You think that's achieved by two-in-one? Washing his hair is always a time though.)
Mhoirbheinn can beat you up if deserved. (Absolutely.)
Mhoirbheinn can drive. (Absolutely not. He's not good at all with any modern tech.)
Mhoirbheinn nearly drowned in a river as a child. (There actually was a river by the cabin where he grew up but his mom always told him not to get close to it when she wasn't around and he was a good boy who listened to his mom.)
Mhoirbheinn is going to hell. (Hahahahahahahaha)
If someone they knew committed a crime, Mhoirbheinn would cover for them. (Likely not. Why bother? He doesn't care. And if he does, then he's helping them bury the body.)
Mhoirbheinn will go feral. Watch out. (He will.)
Mhoirbheinn is a horrible liar. (You know, I actually don't know if Mhoirbheinn would be good at lying, or basically the fae equivalent, if he ever did bother to try. He definitely would be a horrible liar if he were ever trying to lie to Bal for some reason.)
Mhoirbheinn is a middle child. (A younger sibling but not a middle child. While he loves his contingencies, Bhaltair didn't want any more "surprises." Adding even more children into the mix ran the risk of adding unknown variables. Joke's on him.)












