#also: context

[half-liife]

Headcanon: Lamarr tends to play keep-away with Barney's phone whenever she can. Barney is, unsurprisingly, not impressed.

[violetesque]

6 funniest TV show lines

Well thank you very much for the impossible question. Anything that comes out of Violet Crawley's mouth? I don't know about actual funniest, but some lines (among many) that have probably cracked me up the most are:

"What is a 'weekend?'" // Downton Abbey

"Don't you dare use the word 'party' as a verb in this shop!" // Black Books

"Get rid of the Seaward." "I'll leave when I'm good and ready." // Arrested Development

"Abraham Lincoln once said that, 'If you're a racist, I will attack you with the North,' and those are the principles I carry with me in the workplace." // The Office

"You are my heroine. And by heroine, I mean 'lady hero,' I don't want to inject you and listen to jazz." // 30 Rock

"Did we get Miracle Whip?" // Mad Men