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Alter Boy Confessions

    Dorothy is a woman with a small pinkie. I noticed this when she came up for communion some years ago. She mostly kept to herself but, on this particular day of eaves dropping, she was expressing her frustration to Father McKenna in confession.

   “Something’s wrong with me Father, right?” she said. “Almost every women I’ve been with, turns straight.” 

   “The Lord does work in mysterious ways,” they both laughed nervously, as Father McKenna perceived by saying, “Don’t be discouraged. The path you follow is a road shared. Passenger, driver, are one and the same; too much reflection is a backseat.”