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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔾𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥 𝕎𝕠𝕣𝕕 𝕊𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕕 𝕊𝕨𝕚𝕟𝕕𝕝𝕖!

       "I AM THE ANTICHRIsT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >

    WITH MY SEX – tinnitus > 

>ANARCHIST< 

                  EAR-FUCK >

Rants / 

                                               with random hit or miss histrionics

                                               scream first and ask 

for pure entertainment value later

                          a panting juvenile ticket dollar >

                          feel up a record-breaking blockbuster and 

   Susan B. Anthony on coins long since passed away

   into undergarment oblivion 

                          at the Department of Treasury > sex for pocket change

 jangling at the bottom of the sea >

                                                  sunken >

                                            patches over both eyes 

but that's not the eye 

                                 I’m referring to the 

                                  land down under + downtown > in the sewers and

 feeling like overflowing 

                     exclusively DOWN +

                                       in the pits of the musty pathway of success

                                        in life without someone's appendages

   lowering themselves to your gross negligence of 

   appendages

                            underwhelming and unappealing when 

                           your leg falls asleep and my 

                             brain falls off the roof of my head,

                           where the "blind + substupid 

                              marshmallow eating serial campfire killer"

curses outrageously at the 

         "agoraphobic nymphomaniac telemarketers"

       who ring once and never answer > to my name >

I attach hidden significance of no importance whatsoever >

                 so my name isn't yelled out in your night time

                  frenzy of >

                                      symbiotic

sweaty silken sheet +

                                  fingernails on the fingers > on the blackboard + on

                         the clitoris / cat scratch fever > FIST + FUCK / oily midnight >

    typing one hundred words per minute > equivalent to

                                  a life flashing before the eyes >       with irregular heartbeat +

 cybersex chat room +  machine gun +   diarrhea mouth /

                                 irregular grammatical >      unspelled checked errors

   saint peter's judgement and bad taste =   in your mouth that assaults 

                                    my name that isn't me >

 but my persona shrieks in horny terror

                                                                          <  silently

                                                                          not growing emotionally 

                                                                          caged

                                                                          magnificently wrong and

                                       and bruised imaginary ego runs down and out

                                      of luck

                             out of sex fantasies 

                                  copyrighted

                            mentally released to a theater near me / 

       in fairy tale alice-holes of despicable shameless

   rabbit holes > uncovered with me in them

  exploring uncharted xenophobic territory >

                                        watching as the 

psycho silliness > factually freaked out fist

                                                   comes down your throat and 

                                                pulls up all the repressed symptoms and wraps 

                                                    them under your repressed X-mas tree 

as you eat cock-shaped cookies and

  drink what only looks like milk + Problematically Sexual >

                           crossbred apples and oranges juicy GMO trauma

                           mental health + the skin

 is returning the favor and burning the Sun's single remaining 

 nerve-ending / limping away /

      HIDE the dictionary before it retaliates against my

sign language misinterpreter = middle finger mumbling /

      filling out my resume and applying for a career in drug abuse > tweaking 

      toward victory at conflict with all > father symbols sucking ineptitude

              popsicles / lawbreaking genitals + rotting teeth sexually 

transmitted low self-esteem                   CANDY therapist 

socialized mescaline             declares smoking gun peace

   fought a war on health care and 

    a year's worth of drugs and backrubs /

                                         for the impoverished > the overdosed > the shredded

                                         cadavers / rigor mortis 

                                          muscle aches / 

new orders to go bar-hopping > religious conversion to menthol > polyester >

                                        totalitarian disco            three hundred

                                  and thirty-three-year-length songs >

                                      soundtrack played every three eons >

CURVING

            around a sexy army / slender hips

             slender radio antenna   and up

to fuck smooth small ears 

          with small talk >jabbering<

a high-powered arsenal of

 of double-barrel > Baphomet > / mating ritual horns >

                  + thrown up into the air and destroying B-52 bombers overhead /

 the pinky and index finger interlocking >

                 suggesting that Satan loves hormonal imbalance

                as ammunition in his war on good >

                                                          god >

the outspent evil empire soviets and 

              their lack of free markets > give us Free Love > economic orgies >

            engaged in an uncomfortable wallet fuck < keep your dick out of my pocket >

 as here I am >

    singing Beethoven's Ninth / a bombastic thematic wedding > 

 propose to the whole Planet > to ALL the sons and daughters of men and spousal  

         abuse >

     to be neither a husband nor a woman >

  vow to never beat my medium rare children with tenderizers     

/ bbq hamburger upbringing >

/ TO subdivide and conquer >

   TO be Fruitful and multiply = NOT IN MY BACKYARD 

  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  G

                                L

                                   O

                                      R

                                          I

                                             A 

                                                  STEINEM

                                                         !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                            Was right! 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   R

                                   U

                                       S

                                           S

                                               M

                                                   A 

                                                       Y 

                                                           E

                                                               R  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                                  Was right!

       directing me to establish myself as a crumbling pillar

in the sultry community > beneath

   the San Fernando Valley of the Ultra Vixens >

                  where bulging X-rated Ritchie Rich men think 

    fucking million-dollar porn bots   

is sex anarchy   

[Author: T.W. Selvey]

T.W.’s writing appears in The Shore, Nauseated Drive, Grody Mag and Silent Auctions. T.W. is the proud curator of a haphazardly curated blog, www.documentdement.com

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@gq may have upped the game with #SeanSpicer Alternative ABCs, but we started the alt-phabet game. Today’s lesson:

J is for protest

All these women protesting. Sad. Why didn’t they just vote?

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Today’s alt-phabet entry is brought to you by the changing clothing standards for women. Because nothing’s good enough for the men in our lives:

I is for healthcare

Men have always known better than those hysterical women what’s right for them. They should be thanking me.

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Today’s alt-phabet entry:

H is for wall

This wall will be good for Mexico because we need to keep the criminal illegals from taking our American jobs

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It’s an alt-phabet twofer!

F is for immigration

We have to make America first to be great again.

G is for bad hombres

They live in Mexico and are coming for all of us.

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Don’t delay: Learn your alternative ABCs today!

E is for jobs

I’ve brought back all the jobs from the places where they went and now they’re here and unemployment is not bigly.

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Start your day with alternative ABCs! Today’s lesson:

D is for oil

We should have taken the oil when we were in Iraq. But there’s always another chance for that.