My life as an Alto:
Me: *sings low note perfectly*
Everyone: Wow, you're a good singer.
Teacher: Now try singing (insert song name which is sung in a high-ass key)
Me: ...
Me: *sings it in a lower key*
Teacher: Nonono. Sing it in the original key.
Me: ...
Me: *screeches like a dying cat*
Everyone:


















