#alto problems

[bisexualcharmanderenergy]

I’m a cis girl, but my voice is super low.

This is a blessing in that I can sing along to the male parts on Broadway soundtracks, but a curse in that all the female parts are too high for me.

Why can’t I ever be the pretty girl?

[nightcreepsin]

did I just spend an hour recording a uke cover of roadtrip that I'll never share with anyone bc I lack confidence? maybe.

but if anyone wants the uke chords it's just

C minor, E flat, B flat, F (this should be the original key I think)

e.g.

C minor E flat

people change like the tides in the ocean

B flat F

at least I think or am I dead wrong

and

C minor E flat B flat F

now that interstate is paved with memories

[anxious-alto]

I would kill a man to be a soprano.

[waltzofthewifi]

Why are all the cool RWBY songs so high? My vocal chords are suffering

[forthehonorofraeskull]

genderbent roles i wanna play since i’m an alto and there’s like no female roles i can actually sing

The SQUIP (Be More Chill)

Genie (Aladdin)

Corny Collins (Hairspray)

Son (The Trail to Oregon!)

Racetrack Higgins (Newsies)

Aaron Burr (Hamilton)

Michael Mell (Be More Chill)

Uncle Wiley (Black Friday)

Kristoff (Frozen)

Aladdin (Aladdin)

Marquis de Lafayette/Thomas Jefferson (Hamilton)

Jesse Tuck (Tuck Everlasting)

Fiyero Tigelaar (Wicked)

Hercules Mulligan/James Madison (Hamilton)

Dr. Pomatter (Waitress)

Grover Underwood/Mr. D (The Lightning Thief)

Draco Malfoy (A Very Potter Trilogy)

Sonny de la Vega (In The Heights)

Jake Dillinger (Be More Chill)

Ja’far (Twisted)

The Deadliest Man Alive (Spies Are Forever)

Smelly Balls (Firebringer)

John Laurens/Philip Schuyler (Hamilton)

J.D. (Heathers)

Luke Castellan/Ares (The Lightning Thief)

Jared Kleinman (Dear Evan Hansen)

Benny (In The Heights)

Ron Weasley (A Very Potter Trilogy)

Crutchie Morris (Newsies)

Percy Jackson (The Lightning Thief)

Davey” Jacobs (Newsies)

Paul Matthews (The Hatchetfield Series)

Ogie (Waitress)

[madphantom]

Y'all

Requests some songs I might cover I'm bored

[the-emerald-king]

When Your Choir Director Betrays You

I suddenly, out of nowhere, got remad about something that happened like three years ago in my high school choir. I am a low alto, my choir director would have me help the guys section if they needed it. That being said, for some goddamn reason she decided that she would move me over to the soprano 1 part for one of our songs. I thought she was joking and I started laughing. After I realized she wasn’t joking I stared at her in horror. I stopped talking in my other classes just so I could save my voice while we sang that piece.

“Sopranos one of you is flat, try to fix it please.” I wonder the FUCK WHY!

I still have nightmares about this to this day.

[muse-whimsy]

To be honest, I’m beginning to theorize that I’m not actually a contralto. As soon as I was proud of it too :(

I’m starting to think I’m just a plain old alto lol