#altond

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In Which Ziquno goes missing for over an hour and comes back, changed?

[07:44:42] AG: Oh, ahem, ZIq?

[07:45:13] AA: Not like zomeone elze iz uzing ziz handle

[07:45:38] AG: Oh, ... how rude

[07:45:53] AG: Oh, I was MErely questIonIng whether or not you were around

[07:46:13] AA: Vhy vould I be logged on to Trollian if I veren't around

[07:46:47] AA: And, zorry for being rude, I guezz

[07:47:20] AG: Oh, you could have been attacked when you dIdnt expect It or drop It whIle you were dIstracted

[07:47:26] AG: Oh, there are endless scenarIos

[07:47:50] AA: I zeapoze

[07:47:58] AG: Oh, do you?

[07:48:03] AG: Oh, It seems you do not really

[07:48:12] AG: Oh, thats besIdes the poInt

[07:48:22] AA: And vhat iz ze point?

[07:48:30] AG: Oh, :l

[07:48:34] AG: Oh, I was gettIng there

[07:48:45] AG: Oh, how have you been gettIng along In your land?

[07:49:07] AA: It'z

[07:49:16] AA: It'z fucking veird iz vhat it iz

[07:49:50] AG: Oh, how so?

[07:50:14] AA: I zink ze vhole planet iz made up of gearz, made 'from' gearz

[07:50:30] AA: but I can never zee very far becauze of all ze fucking zteam

[07:50:41] AA: But anytie I'm ztanding on zomezing, it'z a gear

[07:50:50] AA: I need to climb zomevhere, gearz

[07:51:03] AG: Oh, Is that a problem?

[07:51:31] AA: I haven't zeen anozer living zing here zat hazn't tried to attack me and zuz, died horrible for ze attempt

[07:51:56] AG: Oh, I see...

[07:52:07] AG: Oh, well... what do you suppose you wIll do?

[07:52:26] AA: I zink I'm uppozed to find my anzeztorz veaponz here

[07:52:39] AA: Zo I've been looking pretty much everyvhere for zem

[07:52:47] AG: Oh, what makes you thInk that?

[07:53:23] AA: Ze journal

[07:54:08] AG: Oh, what If Its a lIe?

[07:54:24] AA: Zen it iz a lie

[07:54:39] AA: but I have not been led aztray az of yet

[07:55:52] AG: Oh, well then

[07:56:03] AG: Oh, follow your story then

[07:57:03] AA: Zat'z pretty much it zo far, vandering around ze land of zteam and clockvork, killing impz

[07:57:38] AG: Oh, sounds lIke a dazzlIng experIence

[07:57:38] AA: trying to find a pair of daggerz

[07:58:06] AA: Right, like you're life haz been a blaze of adventure zince ve lazt talked

[07:59:26] AG: Oh, most lIkely more so than yours

[07:59:48] AA: enlighten me zen, vhat have you been doing?

[08:00:29] AG: Oh, not a thIng

[08:00:41] AG: Oh, but MY not thIng Is more plesant to ME

[08:00:46] AG: Oh, than your not a thIng Is to you

[08:00:54] AA: of courze, hov zelf centered of you

[08:01:11] AG: Oh, how Is that self centered?

[08:01:33] AA: It juzt iz

[08:01:43] AG: Oh, how?

[08:03:39] AA: I don't knov hov okay?! Maybe becauze I vaz fluzhed for you before you decided zat I'm not fucking pitiable enough to even try to tolerate and I'm ztill trying to vork zroguh ome very unfamiliar emotionz.

[08:03:43] AA: By myzelf, I might add

[08:03:51] AA: Zince my morail iz FUCKING DEAD

[08:04:17] AG: Oh, ...

[08:04:34] AG: Oh, wow great blaME ME for all of your problems

[08:04:43] AG: Oh, because ME talkIng to you rIght now Is not toleratIng you

[08:04:53] AG: Oh, and I PERSONALLY kIlled you moIraIl

[08:05:55] AA: I knov it doezn't make zenze, okay?

[08:06:10] AG: Oh, do you?

[08:06:11] AA: I knov it'z irrational and ztupid but I'm angry, at everyfin

[08:06:38] AG: Oh, well takIng It out on ME Is just the rIghteous thIng to do

[08:06:42] AG: Oh, go for It

[08:07:16] AA: Ugh, could you *try* to be zympazetic, for even a zecond?

[08:07:31] AG: Oh, as you wIsh

[08:07:36] AG: Oh, here It coMEs

[08:07:44] AG: Oh, here coMEs the sympathy you so desIre

[08:07:53] AG: Oh, aaaaand there It goes

[08:07:57] AG: Oh, wIth all the other shIts I never gave

[08:08:34] AA: Vhy are you being zuch an AZZHOLE about ziz?

[08:09:09] AG: Oh, because you see ME as one already judgIng from the blaME traIn you just hIt ME wIth

[08:09:18] AG: Oh, I am MErely lIvIng up to your expectatIons

[08:09:20] AG: Oh, ta

[08:09:21] AG: Oh, da

[08:09:30] AA: I'm zorry

[08:09:35] AA: I'm ZORRY OKAY?1

[08:10:02] AG: Oh, are you?

[08:10:12] AA: YEZ!

[08:10:42] AG: Oh, well alrIght then

[08:12:35] AA: I'm zorry Aztrum iz dead, zorry I took it out on you, zorry ze only interaction I've had viz anyfin in hourz haz been killing zem

[08:13:13] AG: Oh, I am sorry you are so Intent on pItyIng yourself

[08:20:31] AA: Vell it'z not like anyone elze iz going to

[08:21:14] AG: Oh, Im sure mokIna would

[08:21:21] AG: Oh, Altond would

[08:21:23] AG: Oh, ME?

[08:21:30] AG: Oh, not lIkely.

[08:22:07] AA: Zpending time viz Mokina iz comparable to zticking my head in a loud, zcreechy, grinder

[08:22:49] AA: zhe meanz vell but zhe'z completly inzane

[08:22:55] AG: Oh, well you would get what you want

[08:23:00] AG: Oh, that beIng a pIty party

[08:23:08] AG: Oh, beggars, choosers, blah blah

[08:23:44] AA: No, ztop talking, I am alloved to be upzet. My Morail died. It iz perfectly acceptable to be upzet about zomefin like zat

[08:23:59] AA: and he died becauze of hiz ztupid ztarz

[08:25:01] AG: Oh, well I could have told you that would happen

[08:25:05] AG: Oh, oh waIt

[08:25:11] AG: Oh, I am not supposed to be talkIng

[08:25:26] AA: *zigh*

[08:25:29] AA: Go ahead

[08:25:33] AA: talk avay

[08:25:41] AA: it'z not like I can really ztop you

[08:25:49] AG: Oh, oh

[08:25:51] AG: Oh, ooooooooh

[08:25:55] AG: Oh, thank YOU

[08:26:05] AG: Oh, thank you for ALLOWING ME to talk

[08:26:10] AG: Oh, I am ETERNALLY grateful

*Several hours pass*

[08:28:39] -- acridAggressor [AA] began trolling abducentGilderoy [AG] at 20:28 --

[08:30:36] AA: Ah, Gio, ve vere, talking veren't ve?

[08:30:41] AA: Not zo very long ago?

[08:30:50] AG: Oh, ah yes

[08:30:55] AG: Oh, Indeed we were

[08:31:39] AA: Oh good

[08:31:44] AA: Zought I had it right

[08:31:49] AA: ...

[08:31:58] AG: Oh, what?

[08:32:04] AG: Oh, what does that even MEan?

[08:32:10] AA: zo vhat vere talking about?

[08:32:37] AG: Oh, you beIng self-pItyIng or soMEthIng lIke that...

[08:32:57] AA: Vaz I? Vhat about?

[08:33:01] AA: Oh right, Aztrum

[08:33:08] AA: being dead and all zat

[08:33:37] AG: Oh, well you do not sound so broken up about It anymore

[08:33:43] AA: I don't?

[08:33:58] AG: Oh, no...

[08:34:12] AA: Vell, I am, vry broken up about it, yez indeed

[08:34:34] AG: Oh, well If that doesnt sound lIke a lIe

[08:35:11] AA: Relatively zpeaking, of courze

[08:36:14] AG: Oh, what?

[08:36:37] AA: Everyzing iz realtive

[08:36:44] AA: Life, deaz, a lot of deazz

[08:37:08] AG: Oh, you dId not seem to thInk that before

[08:37:32] AA: I lacked perzpective before

[08:37:55] AG: Oh, before what?

[08:38:42] AA: I'm zure you'd like to knov, but I'm not really free to talk about it right nov

[08:38:49] AA: Vhy don't ve talk about zomefin elze?

[08:39:24] AG: Oh, such as?

[08:39:42] AA: Vell, anyfin really

[08:39:56] AA: It'z been a long time zince I've zpoken viz anyone vho vazn't a duck

[08:40:54] AG: Oh, well you already shot down MY topIc

[08:40:57] AG: Oh, so there you go

[08:41:16] AA: Zen vhy don't ve talk about you

[08:41:54] AG: Oh, ME?

[08:41:57] AG: Oh, what about ME?

[08:42:15] AA: Hov have you been?

[08:42:26] AG: Oh, fIne I suppose...

[08:45:39] AG: Oh, what Is wrong wIth you?

[08:46:21] AA: Vhy doez zomezing have to be vrong viz me?

[08:46:31] AA: Can't I juzt vant to talk?

[08:47:33] AG: Oh, you suddenly changed your whole deMEanor

[08:47:55] AA: Not zuddenly, I azzure you

[08:48:15] AG: Oh, then what?

[08:49:03] AA: Vhen I zaid everyfin iz relative, I really did mean everyfin

[08:50:02] AG: Oh, you are not makIng sense to ME

[08:50:24] AA: I don't zeazpect I am... zat'z vhy I zeagezted ve talk about you

[08:50:42] AG: Oh, well I have nothIng to say about ME

[08:51:32] AA: Really?

[08:51:43] AG: Oh, really

[08:51:48] AG: Oh, why would I say so otherwIse

[08:51:50] AG: Oh, ?

[08:51:53] AA: Vell, vhy don't you talk about hov your kizmeziz viz Altond iz going zen?

[08:52:09] AG: Oh, ... I have not spoken to hIm In a whIle

[08:52:19] AG: Oh, why would you want to talk about that anyway

[08:52:20] AG: Oh, ?

[08:53:56] AA: Az ztrange az ziz zoundz, I like Altond, he iz an enjoyable drinking comanion... even if he can't hold hiz liquor az vell az I can. Azide from Aztrum, I'd zay he'z one of my clozezt friendz.

[08:54:12] AG: Oh, so?

[08:55:03] AA: And you vere my firzt ever fluzh cruzh, zo I like to keep tabz on you tvo and make zure you are doing vell

[08:55:15] AG: Oh, why?

[08:56:03] AA: Becauze I have a lot of time on my handz

[08:57:17] AG: Oh, that Is an odd reason

[08:57:31] AA: Not really

[08:58:42] AG: Oh, ... If you say so

[08:58:49] AG: Oh, I fInd It strange

[09:01:15] AA: Do you?

[09:01:56] AG: Oh, I do Indeed

[09:02:10] AA: Vell, nofin I can do about zat

[09:04:00] AG: Oh, that Is true

[09:04:07] AG: Oh, or you could tell ME what happene

[09:04:09] AG: Oh, *heppened

[09:04:14] AG: Oh, *HAPPENED

[09:04:25] AA: Vhat makez you zink anyzing zignificant happened?

[09:05:01] AG: Oh, because you dont want to tell ME

[09:05:33] AA: Zat iz your reazon?

[09:05:46] AG: Oh, If It was InsIgnIfIcant

[09:05:50] AG: Oh, why would you hIde It?

[09:07:12] AA: No, I juzt find it amuzing zat your reazon for zinking zomefin happened iz becauze of my refuzal to talk about zomefin, az oppozed to ze fact zat our lazt converzation ended, razer poorly, and my connection cut out for over an hour

[09:10:32] AG: Oh, that has happened on multIple occasIons

[09:10:58] AA: Vhen I vaz under zeveral hundred feet of vater, yez

[09:11:14] AG: Oh, yes...

[09:13:11] AA: I am not undervater anymore

[09:14:15] AG: Oh, ...so?

[09:14:20] AG: Oh, Anuman breaks up

[09:14:24] AG: Oh, she Is not a seadweller

[09:14:31] AG: Oh, Astrum broke up

[09:14:33] AG: Oh, neIther Is he

[09:15:00] AA: Vhatever reazon vorkz for you I zeapoze

[09:15:13] AG: Oh, Ill go wIth the logIcal one

[09:15:17] AG: Oh, thank you

[09:16:09] AA: vhichever you chooze, can't change zomeone'z ind for zem

[09:16:20] AA: Learned zat ze hard vay

[09:16:43] AG: Oh, I know thIs

[09:17:34] AA: I uzed to zink ozervize... I uzed to zink and do a lot of zingz

[09:17:40] AA: But zat doezn't matter nov

[09:18:41] AG: Oh, so you no longer thInk?

[09:18:57] AA: I zink different zingz nov

[09:19:15] AG: Oh, such as?

[09:19:34] AA: You'll have to find out ze hard vay

[09:20:39] AG: Oh, MEanIng?

[09:21:11] AA: Meaning, you'll have to talk to me to find out

[09:22:30] AG: Oh, I AM talkIng to you

[09:23:10] AA: And you've already noticed differencez

[09:23:26] AA: My vhat obzervational zkillz you have

[09:24:15] AG: Oh, I am extreMEly talented arent I

[09:24:41] AA: Indeed!

[09:25:15] AG: Oh, you do not need to tell ME thIs

[09:25:44] AA: I zeazpect not, you've alvyz been very good at ztating ze obviouz

[09:28:33] AG: Oh, what Is that supposed to MEan?

[09:29:03] AA: Exactly vhat you zink it doez

[09:29:59] AG: Oh, alrIght then

[09:30:08] AG: Oh, Ill take It

[09:30:23] AA: Excellent

[09:30:43] AG: Oh, Indeed

[09:32:22] AA: Vell, noted changez to my perzonality azide I really zhould be going...

[09:32:29] AA: But before I do

[09:32:46] AG: Oh, ...?

[09:59:02] AA: Oh, I didn't have anyfin to zay, I juzt vated to zee hov long you'd ztick around vaiting, but I'm bored nov

[09:59:10] AA: bye

[09:59:13] -- acridAggressor [AA] gave up trolling abducentGilderoy [AG] at 21:50 --

[sgrub42]

In which Altond and Anuman discuss decorations.

[09:20:57] -- contrarianTempest [CT] began trolling concupiscentCyclone [CC] at 21:20 --

[09:21:08] CT: c|| Hey. ||ɔ

[09:21:14] CC: ))he//o!((

[09:21:18] CC: ))What's Up?((

[09:21:59] CT: c|| Hmm, not much. Just taking a wee break, heh. ||ɔ

[09:22:08] CT: c|| I just got Gio into the game and it was tiring. ||ɔ

[09:22:13] CC: ))break from What?((

[09:22:17] CC: ))ooh!((

[09:22:26] CC: ))he Was te//\ng me aboUt that((

[09:23:05] CT: c|| Complaining, I imagine? ||ɔ

[09:23:08] CC: ))foUnta\ns and sUch xD((

[09:23:16] CT: c|| Yes, heh. ||ɔ

[09:23:21] CT: c|| He didn't like them much. ||ɔ

[09:23:57] CC: ))better than \ WoU/d haVe done((

[09:24:11] CT: c|| Heh, why do you say that? ||ɔ

[09:24:21] CC: ))he d\dnt /\ke the \dea of me bU\/d\ng a bUnch of sh\ps fU// of erot\c statUes((

[09:24:36] CT: c|| Ahhhahahaha. ||ɔ

[09:24:45] CT: c|| Oh! Gosh, I can't believe I almost forgot. ||ɔ

[09:24:53] CT: c|| Guess what is outfit is like now? ||ɔ

[09:25:01] CC: ))What?((

[09:25:12] CT: c|| He looks like a pirate! ||ɔ

[09:25:51] CT: c|| *his ||ɔ

[09:26:26] CC: ))hoW so? What's \t /ook /\ke?((

[09:27:39] CT: c|| Hmm... I'd say... like an old style pirate costume. Complete with stylish hat. Like blue, with a long coat and gold buttons! ||ɔ

[09:28:31] CC: ))on a sca/e o 1 to Prost\tUte, hoW s/Utty does \t /ook?((

[09:29:24] CT: c|| Hmmm... Mayyyyybe a three. But that's not the best part. ||ɔ

[09:30:08] CC: ))oh?((

[09:30:30] CT: c|| Its name is the best part, hehehe. ||ɔ

[09:30:44] CC: ))\'m /\sten\ng?((

[09:30:56] CT: c|| It's called the not-a-pirate outfit. ||ɔ

[09:31:11] CT: c|| But instead of reading that with the vowels it has... say it out loud, all together. ||ɔ

[09:32:13] CC: ))nt-prt tft?((

[09:32:23] CC: ))Wa\t((

[09:32:37] CT: c|| No no no, I mean like ||ɔ

[09:32:38] CT: c|| Well ||ɔ

[09:32:45] CT: c|| Gio told me not to tell you the pun I could make out of it... ||ɔ

[09:33:05] CC: ))do We eVer /\sten to What he Wants?((

[09:33:13] CT: c|| Not really. ||ɔ

[09:33:30] CT: c|| Hehehe. Okay well, since you're my swag-bro, I suppose I simply *have* to share. ||ɔ

[09:33:39] CT: c|| I call it the Nauti-pirate outfit. ||ɔ

[09:33:42] CT: c|| OR ||ɔ

[09:33:48] CT: c|| The Naughtypirate. ||ɔ

[09:33:50] CT: c|| Hehehehehehehe. ||ɔ

[09:33:55] CC: )):D((

[09:34:01] CT: c|| Two puns! ||ɔ

[09:34:20] CC: ))Woo!((

[09:34:30] CT: c|| I thought you might appreciate that. ||ɔ

[09:34:45] CT: c|| It would be a great addition to his selection of nicknames. ||ɔ

[09:35:23] CC: ))eheheh, "so \ heard te// yoU'Ve been a naUghty p\rate! >:D"((

[09:35:45] CT: c|| Hehehehehe exactly. ||ɔ

[09:37:55] CC: ))and he'// be a// /\ke, >:[((

[09:38:15] CC: ))"NOT-A-P\RATE!"((

[09:38:25] CT: c|| Yes. Exactly. ||ɔ

[09:40:26] CC: ))anyth\ng e/se fUn happen?((

[09:40:59] CT: c|| Um... Well, I suppose I did have a fun morning. And a decent middle of the night. ||ɔ

[09:43:23] CC: ))oh?((

[09:43:49] CT: c|| Mhmmmn. I got to meet some of the players in person! Turns out I only live a few hours from some people. ||ɔ

[09:44:44] CC: ))rea//y? Who?((

[09:45:04] CT: c|| Aegrus and Kargan. ||ɔ

[09:46:01] CC: ))and hoW d\d yoUr V\s\ts go?((

[09:47:06] CT: c|| They were quite good! The first was rather cut short, but worthwhile nevertheless. ||ɔ

[09:48:09] CC: ))We// that's good!((

[09:48:39] CC: ))not that \t Was cUt short, bUt yoU knoW What \ mean((

[09:50:47] CT: c|| Yes, hehe, I do. ||ɔ

[09:53:51] CC: ))so Whatcha do\n noW?((

[09:54:10] CT: c|| Trying to recolor this room with my mind. ||ɔ

[09:55:04] CC: ))\nterest\ng((

[09:55:14] CC: ))hoWs that Work\ng for yoU?((

[09:55:27] CT: c|| Not very successfully, unfortunately. ||ɔ

[09:55:31] CT: c|| What are you up to? ||ɔ

[09:55:57] CC: ))hang\ng oUt \n some sand((

[09:56:12] CC: ))\ am pr\ce of the beach, and \ rU/e W\th an \ron f\st((

[09:56:18] CC: ))*pr\nce((

[09:56:33] CT: c|| Oooh, exciting. ||ɔ

[09:56:38] CT: c|| I like sand. ||ɔ

[09:57:23] CC: ))my sh\p \s jUst hang\ng there on the hor\zon. say h\, sh\p!((

[09:57:31] CC: ))the sh\p says h\ back((

[09:57:57] CT: c|| Ah, wonderful. Hello to your ship! I bet she's just beautiful. ||ɔ

[09:58:51] CC: ))yUp. not qU\te sUre hoW she fo//oWed me, bUt there she \s.((

[09:59:00] CT: c|| She's just that devoted. ||ɔ

[09:59:03] CT: c|| She's a magic ship. ||ɔ

[09:59:13] CC: ))tota//y((

[09:59:26] CC: ))bUt g\o doesnt be/\eVe me >xD((

[09:59:35] CT: c|| Oh, Giopuff. Tsk, tsk. ||ɔ

[10:01:40] CC: ))hoW that /ad eVen /\Ves W\th h\mse/f be\n so bor\ng \'// neVer knoW((

[10:02:04] CT: c|| I do not know. I put soooooooo much effort into building him a beautiful hive and he simply wasn't grateful at all. ||ɔ

[10:03:03] CC: ))s\gh, am \ go\n to haVe to take \t oUt on h\s bottom?((

[10:03:47] CT: c|| Ahhhhahahah that's up to you. Hmm, he said you didn't approve of my decorations either! Was he wroooooong? ||ɔ

[10:04:37] CC: ))on/y so far as \ coU/d come Up W\th somefn to bother h\m more xD((

[10:05:02] CT: c|| Hahaha yes, I imagine you could have. I wasn't particularly trying to bother him. I really was making it all cool! Hehe. ||ɔ

[10:06:30] CC: ))hehehehe, What k\nd of foUnta\ns d\d yoU pUt Up?((

[10:07:20] CT: c|| Well, it wasn't all fountains, hehe. ||ɔ

[10:07:46] CT: c|| I put in a nice reflecting pool, some flowers, a rock garden, a tire swing, a fountain, a flag... ||ɔ

[10:07:54] CT: c|| Lots of things! ||ɔ

[10:08:51] CC: ))\t soUnds /oVe/y. shame on that /ad for not apprec\at\n.((

[10:09:05] CT: c|| Indeed! I even engraved his limerick in a little plaque at the top. ||ɔ

[10:09:32] CC: ))yoU are too k\nd to h\m((

[10:09:48] CT: c|| I am so very kind. ||ɔ

[10:10:46] CC: ))yoUr k\ndness \s /ost on h\m, as are many th\ngs((

[10:10:56] CC: ))he's a b\t s/oW \n the head((

[10:11:01] CT: c|| Ah well. /tragic sigh ||ɔ

[10:11:43] -- concupiscentCyclone [CC] shakes his head --

[10:12:30] CT: c|| Hehehe. ||ɔ

[10:14:04] CC: ))he Was try\n to come Up W\th n\cknames for me, bUt coU/dnt f\nd one that coU/d \nfUr\ate me((

[10:14:25] CT: c|| Hehehe, I bet that infuriated him in turn. ||ɔ

[10:15:36] CC: ))he shoU/d haVe sett/ed on Ton-Ton, that one Was adorab/e((

[10:15:47] CC: ))bUt that Wasnt the po\nt \ sUppose((

[10:15:47] CT: c|| Oh geez, that *is* adorable! ||ɔ

[10:15:53] CT: c|| Haha I guess not. ||ɔ

[10:16:38] CC: ))\ gUess \'m jUst hard to r\/e.((

[10:16:48] CC: ))Doomed to foreVer be the antagon\st.((

[10:17:01] CT: c|| Yes, I imagine. You are a strong personality! A fun one, though. Which is good. ||ɔ

[10:18:49] CC: ))\t a/most seems as thoUgh the on/y Way he's been ab/e to make me mad \s by deny\ng me sexyt\mes((

[10:19:15] CT: c|| Hah, how cruel of him. ||ɔ

[10:19:47] CC: ))for sUre. comp/ete/y defeats the pUrpose of the ca/\g\noUs qUadrant((

[10:20:36] CT: c|| Indeed! But gotta get that hate flowing somehow, I guess? ||ɔ

[10:21:42] CC: ))\ sUppose((

[10:22:13] CC: ))speak\ng of b/ackrom, hoW aboUt that tro//\an?((

[10:22:40] CT: c|| Oh, forever spades. Not as much lately as sometimes, fortunately. ||ɔ

[10:25:25] CC: ))nyth\ng neW for yoU qUadrants-W\se? yoU say there's been a /ot of V\s\ts *eyebroW Wagg/e*((

[10:28:10] CT: c|| Oh gosh. Haha well I don't know about that. ||ɔ

[10:29:40] CT: c|| I've only had visits with Aegrus and Kargan anyway. Kargan's affections you already know about, and Aegrus' visit was not quadrant-related to my knowledge, heh. ||ɔ

[10:29:52] CT: c|| She has been cryptic I guess lately though. /sigh ||ɔ

[10:32:59] CC: ))hmm. We// \ gUess yoU'// jUst haVe to Wa\t and see hoW \t a// deVe/ops((

[10:33:57] CT: c|| Yes indeed. And in the meantime I have other things to worry about, heh. Like for example getting into the medium before a meteor crashes into my hive and shatters my statue into pieces! Heh. ||ɔ

[10:35:29] CC: ))yes, that's a prob/em. \ take \t yoUre a/ready stoned?((

[10:35:47] CT: c|| Yes, most tragically. ||ɔ

[10:37:14] CC: ))We//, at /east yoU get a coo/ robo body noW((

[10:37:28] CT: c|| Yep! I actually flew myself out of there. Pchooooo! ||ɔ

[10:38:03] CC: ))aWesome! a/thoUgh \m sUre yoU'd st\// rather be f/esh and b/ood((

[10:38:10] CC: ))\ knoW \ WoU/d((

[10:38:24] CT: c|| Yes, I really rather would! ||ɔ

[10:54:30] CC: ))kargan Was offer\ng to rep/ace my body parts. ehhhh, no thanks.((

[10:54:53] CT: c|| Hahaha he does that. I guess he has a penchant for surprise surgery?? ||ɔ

[10:55:32] CC: ))\ hear that be ca//ed ma/pract\ce. bUt as /ong as he ye//s sUrpr\se \ gUess...((

[10:56:01] CT: c|| Hahhahaha. Well I don't think he's a doctor, so it'd really just be... unadvisory practice, or something. ||ɔ

[10:56:20] CT: c|| But I don't think he shall do so if the recipient expresses a wish to keep their original limbs. Hopefully. ||ɔ

[10:57:03] CC: ))hopefU//y((

[10:57:09] CC: ))\ /\ke my f/esh((

[10:57:11] CC: ))a /ot((

[10:57:26] CT: c|| Indeed. Flesh is good to have. ||ɔ

[10:57:33] CT: c|| I hope I get mine back in due time. ||ɔ

[10:57:41] CC: ))\ hope yoU do too((

[10:57:57] CT: c|| Well thanks, hehe. ||ɔ

[10:59:07] CC: ))and, y'knoW, dont get h\t W\th a g\ant space rock((

[10:59:28] CT: c|| I shall try to avoid that! Them silly giant space rocks. ||ɔ

[11:01:44] CC: ))they th\nk they can fUck Us Up. b\tches be tr\pp\n.((

[11:02:11] CT: c|| So trippin'. They don't know we're destined. Destined for booze and bitches. ||ɔ

[11:04:42] CC: ))for rea/z. \ rag on dest\ny a /ot, bUt somet\mes \t has \ts perks((

[11:05:07] CT: c|| Yes, precisely. Like cheat codes that allow me to decorate super cool hives, or ensuring that we will get into the game alive. ||ɔ

[11:05:12] CT: c|| Both of those are good things. ||ɔ

[11:06:58] CC: ))\'d say they're doWnr\ght snazzy ((

[11:07:07] CC: ))best th\ngs eVer((

[11:07:09] CT: c|| Spifftacular! ||ɔ

[11:07:16] CC: ))be\ng not dead rocks((

[11:07:29] CT: c|| It really does. ||ɔ

[11:09:00] CC: ))sUcks for a// those peop/e Who are dest\ned to be dead thoUgh((

[11:09:41] CT: c|| Quite so. Although mayhap they shall not be dead permanently. ||ɔ

[11:10:00] CC: ))hopefU//y((

[11:10:38] CC: ))dont th\nk the ent\re popU/at\on of a/tern\a \s com\ng back thoUgh((

[11:10:42] CC: ))jUst a hUnch((

[11:10:48] CT: c|| Yeahhhhh, probably not. ||ɔ

[11:10:59] CT: c|| Hence us having to replace them with a new universe. ||ɔ

[11:12:49] CC: ))doesnt he/p them at a// thoUgh. \ mean \t's n\ce for a// the neW peop/e Who get to ex\st, bUt that's st\// k\nd of crUe/((

[11:12:58] CT: c|| /sigh ||ɔ

[11:13:00] CT: c|| Yeah, it is. ||ɔ

[11:13:15] CT: c|| Wish we could do something about it, but that doesn't seem to be the way it goes. ||ɔ

[11:13:21] CC: ))nope((

[11:13:32] CC: ))oh We//((

[11:14:26] CT: c|| Bluh. ||ɔ

[11:16:21] CT: c|| It's cases like these in which it is rather convenient to have lived a solitary life. ||ɔ

[11:16:57] CC: ))yeah, \ gUess thats Why dest\ny chose so many herm\ts((

[11:17:22] CT: c|| Indeed. ||ɔ

[11:19:37] CC: ))What's \t /\ke see\ng dead peop/e eVeryWhere?((

[11:19:51] CT: c|| Distracting. ||ɔ

[11:23:21] CC: ))rea//y? haV\ng the fUrn\tUre knocked oVer \s d\stract\ng. ((

[11:23:50] CC: ))\'d /\ke/y be d\stressed, bUt We a// react d\fferent/y((

[11:24:14] CT: c|| Mmmmn. It's a bit astonishing what people can get used to. ||ɔ

[11:26:12] CC: ))...that actUa//y soUnds pretty c/ose to she//-shock.((

[11:26:26] CT: c|| Does it? ||ɔ

[11:27:25] CC: ))yeah, /\ke hoW peop/e \n War get Used to be\ng constant/y Under attack, they're bod\es stay keyed Up \n order to cope((

[11:27:40] CT: c|| Hmm. That makes sense. ||ɔ

[11:27:50] CC: ))they don't fee/ at ease Un/ess theyre \n danger after that((

[11:27:59] CT: c|| And there's the unfortunate part, yes. ||ɔ

[11:28:00] CC: ))*the\r((

[11:28:09] CT: c|| Heh, no, they're was right. ||ɔ

[11:28:17] CC: ))*a feW /\nes Up((

[11:28:28] CT: c|| Oh okey. ||ɔ

[11:30:09] CT: c|| My hive is decorated with the dead, personally. So I've grown used to such over many sweeps. ||ɔ

[11:30:56] CC: ))that's an odd Way to decorate((

[11:31:10] CT: c|| Well, I wasn't the one decorating. ||ɔ

[11:31:28] CC: ))Who Was?((

[11:31:36] CT: c|| My lusus. ||ɔ

[11:32:58] CC: ))yeesh. What \s W\th some /Us\\ these days?((

[11:33:24] CT: c|| No clue, hehe. ||ɔ

[11:35:27] CC: ))g/ad my /UsUs neVer had any morb\d hobb\es /\ke that((

[11:35:52] CT: c|| Yes, I would be as well. Your lusus sounded quite sweet. ||ɔ

[11:38:08] CC: ))a/thoUgh decorat\ng W\th dead th\ngs does soUnd Unp/easent, \m sUre yoUr /UsUs has the\r f\ne po\nts, yes?((

[11:38:15] CT: c|| Um... ||ɔ

[11:38:25] CT: c|| ... ||ɔ

[11:38:31] CT: c|| ... Well, she built a nice hive... ||ɔ

[11:38:39] CC: ))gUess not then((

[11:38:52] CT: c|| We're just not the most... compatible. ||ɔ

[11:39:08] CT: c|| Maybe some other troll would be better suited to find her fine points. ||ɔ

[11:39:44] CC: ))that's What happens When yoU choose yoUr yoUng by sme//. neVer knoW What yoU're gett\ng.((

[11:39:55] CT: c|| Quite so. ||ɔ

[11:41:18] CC: ))We// \'// /et yoU go. Sorry to end on a sad note.((

[11:42:21] CT: c|| Oh, not at all. It was just good to catch up. I'd gone too long without conversing with you! ||ɔ

[11:42:58] CC: ))\ knooooooW!((

[11:43:10] CC: ))We haVe to ta/k more.((

[11:43:34] CT: c|| Hehehe. I agree! I hope you'll be able to spare the time to chat me up whilst I'm stuck up here on the moon. ||ɔ

[11:43:55] CC: ))yoU're on the moon?((

[11:44:03] CC: ))Wh\ch one?((

[11:44:11] CT: c|| Prospit's. ||ɔ

[11:44:14] CT: c|| That's the dream place. ||ɔ

[11:44:18] CC: ))oh((

[11:44:46] CC: ))\ Was th\nk\n the green and pUrp/e ones \n a/tern\a's sky((

[11:45:00] CT: c|| Hehe nope. The golden city it is for me. ||ɔ

[11:45:17] CT: c|| Or, dream me, anyway. ||ɔ

[11:46:00] CC: ))soUnds coo/ anyWay!((

[11:46:22] CT: c|| It's gleaming at least. Not a lot of trolls around though. ||ɔ

[11:46:44] CC: ))bUmmer((

[11:47:12] CT: c|| Yes. I'm waiting for others to awaken. ||ɔ

[11:47:44] CC: ))here's hop\n that'// be soon!((

[11:47:52] CT: c|| Same! In the meantime, Trollian it is. ||ɔ

[11:48:00] CT: c|| Thank goodness for my robot. ||ɔ

[11:48:27] CC: ))aye, a /\fesaVer sWagbot \s((

[11:49:30] CT: c|| Precisely so. ||ɔ

[11:49:39] CC: ))We//, \'// be moV\ng. haVe a good eVen\ng((

[11:49:46] CT: c|| Same to you! Hope we speak again soon. ||ɔ

[11:49:57] CC: ))me too((

[11:50:07] CC: ))bye((

[11:50:10] CT: c|| /waves ||ɔ

[11:50:11] CT: c|| Fare thee well! ||ɔ

[11:50:18] CC: ));D((

[11:50:20] -- concupiscentCyclone [CC] gave up trolling contrarianTempest [CT] at 23:50 --

[sgrub42]

Altond is a Pale Playa and Kargan Finds Out What His Trolltag Means

-- graciousCodebeast [GC] began pestering concupiscentCyclone [CC] at 23:51 --

[11:51] GC: y0u

[11:52] GC: yes, he110, h1

[11:52] CC: ))hey((

[11:52] GC: 11ke

[11:53] GC: h0w are y0u s0 smart

[11:53] GC: ab0ut th1ngs

[11:53] CC: ))th\ngs?((

[11:53] GC: quadrants

[11:53] CC: ))ah, yes((

[11:54] CC: ))\t's a g\ft \ a/Ways haVe posessed((

[11:54] GC: 11ke

[11:54] GC: w0w

[11:54] GC: y0u were a11

[11:54] GC: ta1k ab0ut what y0u want 0ut 0f 1t

[11:54] GC: and then he was a11

[11:54] GC: 0mg 1 have t0 cu11 a1t0nd

[11:54] CC: ))What?((

[11:55] CC: ))What d\d \ do??((

[11:55] CC: ))\ assUme We're ta/k\ng aboUt nU//Us, r\ght((

[11:55] GC: yes

[11:55] GC: at f1rst 1 was pretty d1sap01nted

[11:56] GC: because the reject10n-accept10n was 1ack1ng

[11:57] CC: ))hoW so?((

[11:57] GC: we11 there was n0t 0ne

[11:58] CC: ))not eVery ca/\g\noUs re/at\onsh\p starts W\th reject\on.((

[11:58] GC: but then he caught me 0ff guard

[11:58] GC: and 1t was s0 sweet

[11:59] CC: ))so yoU f\na//y adm\t yoU're b/ack for h\m?((

[11:59] GC: 0h my g0g

[11:59] GC: 1 hate h1m s0 much

[11:59] GC: he 1s s0 0bn0x10us

[12:00] CC: ))and yoU got h\m to adm\t he's b/ack for yoU?((

[12:00] GC: yes :)

[12:00] CC: ))OMG, yoU b\g Whore, good for yoU! :D((

[12:01] GC: what

[12:01] GC: D:

[12:01] GC: 1 am s0 n0t a wh0re

[12:02] GC: 3:

[12:02] CC: ))pssssht. yoU're a c/oset freak, don't /\e. >xD \t's okay, We a// haVe a /\tt/e Whore \n Us.((

[12:03] CC: ))Noth\ng to be ashamed of.((

[12:03] GC: >:X\

[12:03] GC: what d0 y0u mean a c10set freak?

[12:03] GC: y0u are be1ng strange and c0nfus1ng D:

[12:04] CC: ))come on noW. the b/ack qUadrant \s Where a// the k\nky sex and perVerse sexUa/ /Ust \s at.((

[12:04] GC: n0!

[12:05] GC: 0h y0u are s0 perverse

[12:05] GC: d0 n0t push y0ur fee11ngs 0nt0 me

[12:06] CC: ))hahaha, my fee/\ngs rea//y dont matter. th\s \s betWeen yoU and nU//Us, remember?((

[12:06] GC: yes but but

[12:07] CC: ))and that th\ng \ sa\d aboUt the b/ack qUadrant? that's not an op\n\on, that's a fact.((

[12:08] GC: n0t neccessar11y :/

[12:09] GC: 0k y0u are g01ng t000 far gr0ssss

[12:10] GC: what we d0 0r d0 n0t d0 beh1nd c10sed d00rs 1s n0t y0ur bus1ness

[12:10] CC: ))\ knoW.((

[12:10] CC: ))\ d\dnt ask.((

[12:10] CC: ))\ Was mak\ng a statement. >:)((

[12:11] GC: D:

[12:11] GC: y0u are dev10us

[12:11] CC: ))hoW so?((

[12:12] GC: y0u kn0w h0w s0 D:<

[12:14] CC: ))yoU seem f/Ustered((

[12:14] GC: we11 y0u are f1uster1ng me :x

[12:16] CC: ))do yoU honest/y not expect th\s sort of th\ng from me noW? \t's a// r\ght there \n my tro//tag yoU knoW.((

[12:16] GC: what

[12:17] GC: h0nest1y 1 d0 n0t even read y0ur tag

[12:17] GC: y0u are just CC/a1t0nd

[12:17] GC: master 0f the unv1verse

[12:17] CC: ))my tro//tag \s concUp\scentCyc/one((

[12:17] GC: yes yes

[12:17] GC: CC

[12:17] CC: ))...((

[12:18] GC: what 1s e1ther th0ugh?

[12:18] CC: ))sex storm((

[12:18] CC: ))\t means sex storm((

[12:18] GC: 0 _ 0

[12:18] GC: D:

[12:18] GC: :?

[12:18] GC: s0...

[12:19] GC: 0k yeah c001

[12:19] GC: n0w 1 w1sh 1 never knew

[12:20] CC: ))We// noW yoU do((

[12:20] CC: ))sUrpr\se!((

[12:20] GC: D:

[12:20] GC: sex surpr1se

[12:20] GC: AAAA

[12:20] GC: x x

[12:20] CC: ))omg ahahahahahaha((

[12:20] GC: man y0u are m0re pervy than 1 ever 1mag1ned

[12:21] GC: but very usefu1

[12:21] CC: ))g/ad to knoW \m UsefU/((

[12:24] CC: ))and so What \f \m perVy?((

-- graciousCodebeast [GC] ceased pestering concupiscentCyclone [CC] at 00:24 --

-- graciousCodebeast [GC] changed their mood to ECSTATIC --

-- graciousCodebeast [GC] began pestering concupiscentCyclone [CC] at 00:31 --

[12:31] GC: wh0a

[12:31] GC: 1 th1nk a n0rma1 st0rm

[12:31] GC: n0t a sex st0rm

[12:31] GC: 1s act1ng up

[12:31] CC: ))ah, \ see((

[12:31] GC: s0mth1ng 10ud crashed 1nt0 equ10n rh0mbus maybe

[12:31] GC: 1 d0 n0t kn0w

[12:31] GC: but the p0wergr1d f11ckered 0r s0meth1ng

[12:32] CC: ))hmm, strange((

[12:32] GC: yeah 1t 1s

[12:32] GC: s00000

[12:33] GC: y0u apparent1y kn0w everyth1ng ab0ut me

[12:33] GC: h0w are y0u d01ng

[12:33] CC: ))\'m do\ng a/r\ght((

[12:33] CC: ))noth\ng neW on th\s front((

[12:34] GC: m0k1na sa1d she was hang1ng 0ut w1th y0u?

[12:34] CC: ))yeah((

[12:34] GC: y0u wh0re ;)

[12:34] CC: ))pssht. yoU knoW \t((

[12:34] CC: ))\ jUst get a// of the conc\/\atory b\tches \n my b\g p\/e here((

[12:35] GC: y0u are s000000 1ewd D:

[12:35] CC: ))jamm\ng fee/\ngs a// oVer the p/ace((

[12:35] GC: wa1t

[12:35] GC: jamm1ng fee11ngs?

[12:35] GC: that d0es n0t s0und sex st0rmy

[12:35] CC: ))conc\/\atory dea/\ng W\th the pa/e and ashen qUadrants yoU knoW((

[12:36] CC: ))most/y pa/e on my end thoUgh((

[12:36] GC: wa1t

[12:36] CC: ))k\ndra's the ant\-hate p/aya \n th\s groUp \ th\nk((

[12:36] GC: m0k1na has sh1t g01ng 0n 1n the ashen

[12:36] GC: h0w d0es she have anyth1ng n0n-red :

[12:36] GC: "/

[12:36] GC: fuck me

[12:37] GC: pretend 1 typed that r1ght

[12:38] CC: ))We// one member of an aUsp\t\sm med\ates((

[12:38] CC: ))mok\na \s pretty good at be\ng a go-betWeen((

[12:38] GC: 0h yeah? huh

[12:38] GC: y0u d0 n0t say

[12:39] GC: maybe 1 sh0u1d ta1k t0 her ab0ut that

[12:39] CC: ))Why \s that?((

[12:39] GC: we11

[12:39] GC: there were tw0 tr011s a11 up 1n my face be1ng a11 ann0y1ng 11ke

[12:39] GC: 11ke rea11y ye111nng and such

[12:40] GC: just as a precaut10n

[12:40] GC: 1 mean

[12:40] GC: 1 can 1mag1ne nu11us be1ng rea11y jea10us

[12:40] GC: he seems k1nd 0f tender :P

[12:40] CC: ))>xD((

[12:41] CC: ))bUt yoU sa\d mok\na has stUff go\ng on \n the ashen qUadrant((

[12:41] GC: n0 1 th0ught y0u sa1d that

[12:42] CC: ))no((

[12:42] GC: 0h we11 then

[12:42] CC: ))"conc\/\atory dea/\ng W\th the pa/e and ashen qUadrants yoU knoW"((

[12:42] GC: 1 am s0rry f0r m1s1nterprett1ng that

[12:42] CC: ))the other ha/f of that \s pa/e((

[12:42] GC: yeah 0k s0 y0u have ashen pr0b1ems

[12:42] CC: ))she's my mo\ra\/((

[12:43] GC: 0000000000000h

[12:43] GC: 0h0h0h0h0

[12:43] GC: 1 see

[12:43] CC: ))hoW d\d yoU not get that? xD((

[12:44] GC: 1 have been busy w1th my 0wn sh1t man

[12:44] GC: 11ke man k1ndra 1s pretty cute eh?

[12:44] GC: and anuman t00

[12:44] GC: 0h0h0h

[12:44] GC: d0 y0u have any urhm

[12:45] CC: ))Urhm?((

[12:45] GC: we11

[12:45] GC: 0f nu11us 1 mean

[12:45] GC: 1t w111 be awh11e bef0re 1 get t0 seeeeee h1m

[12:46] CC: ))are yoU ask\ng me for p\cs?((

[12:46] GC: yes

[12:46] GC: thank y0u f0r be1ng understand1ng

[12:47] CC: ))no. no \ dont. yoU m\ght ask h\m to send yoU some.((

[12:47] GC: but but

[12:48] GC: :C

[12:48] GC: he w111 just sp1te me

[12:48] GC: and 1 d0 n0t have a way t0 take a p1cture 0f myse1f

[12:48] -- graciousCodebeast [GC] wh1nes --

[12:49] CC: ))none of yoUr grUb compUters haVe Webcams?((

[12:49] GC: n0t rea11y

[12:49] GC: n0

[12:50] CC: ))We// \ dont jUst keep a fo/der of creepy sta/ker nU//Us p\cs on my compUter.((

[12:51] CC: ))\f \ Were to get someth\ng /\ke that, \d haVe to ta/k to my ex matepr\t((

[12:51] CC: ))Wh\ch \ dont Want to do((

[12:51] GC: 0h 0k that makes sense

[12:51] GC: n0 1t 1s f1ne

[12:51] GC: 1 mean 1 am sure 1t w111 n0t be that 10ng 0f a wa1t

[12:52] CC: ))yoU gUys W\// be f\ne. yoU m\ght try ask\ng h\m anyWay thoUgh.((

[12:52] GC: yeah 1 just s0rt 0f assumed y0u kn0w

[12:52] GC: 1t was s111y

[12:52] GC: f0rget 1t

[12:52] CC: ))What?((

[12:52] CC: ))assUmed What?((

[12:53] GC: we11 y0u are b0th seadwe11ers

[12:53] GC: 1 f1gured y0u m1ght have been br0s 0r s0meth1ng

[12:54] CC: )).......yoU rea/\ze that's a /\tt/e b\t rac\st, r\ght?((

[12:54] GC: D:

[12:54] GC: 1s 1t?

[12:55] GC: aahhfldjsfkjsadfkj

[12:55] GC: 1 am s0 s0rry

[12:55] GC: 1 just

[12:55] GC: we11

[12:55] GC: 1 dunn0

[12:55] CC: ))\t's okay. yoU're coo/. noW yoU knoW.((

[12:55] GC: c001?

[12:55] GC: me?\

[12:56] CC: ))\ mean \m not go\ng to b/ame yoU for the egreg\oUs faUx pas yoU jUst pU//ed. >;D((

[12:57] GC: :x

[12:57] GC: s1111111gh

[12:57] GC: y0u are never g01ng t0 1et that g0 are y0u :x

[12:58] CC: ))/\ke \ sa\d. yoU and me. We're coo/.((

[12:58] GC: awes0me :D

[12:59] GC: 1 mean 1 w0u1d hate t0 0ffend y0u

[12:59] GC: and then have t0 make a un1verse w1th y0u

[01:00] CC: ))oh yes, kargan. r\ght noW \m p/ann\ng a p/anet \n th\s Un\Verse. \t W\// be ca//ed "kargan's p/anet". and a// sorts of \ gUess bad th\ngs W\// /\Ve on \t?((

[01:00] CC: ))nah man((

[01:01] CC: ))that's not hoW \ ro//((

[01:01] GC: :o

[01:01] GC: heh

[01:01] GC: ahahahahahahaha

[01:01] GC: p1anet kargan?

[01:01] GC: h0w s111y

[01:02] CC: ))oh yeah. and \t W\// be coVered W\th so many hatebeasts, yoU don't eVen((

[01:03] GC: hatebeasts?

[01:03] GC: D:

[01:03] GC: that d0es n0t s0und 11ke kargan

[01:03] GC: that s0unds 11ke nu11us

[01:03] GC: p1anet nu11us

[01:03] GC: 0f hatebeasts and cu11ed h00fbeasts

[01:04] CC: ))kargU//Us p/anet((

[01:05] CC: ))\t's a jo\nt effort((

[01:05] GC: 0h yes

[01:05] GC: 1 can 11ve w1th that

[01:06] GC: a11 the hatebeasts :3

[01:07] CC: ))roam\ng free across the barren p/a\ns of kargU//Us((

[01:07] GC: yes!

[01:07] GC: because they tramp1ed a11 the fauna t0 death

[01:09] CC: ))those cU//ed hoofbeasts? \t's hoW they reprodUce. the carcass acts /\ke a mother grUb for the\r k\nd.((

[01:09] GC: 0k

[01:09] GC: 1 w0u1d say

[01:09] GC: what 1s 1t w1th y0u and repr0duct10n

[01:09] GC: but 1 get 1t

[01:09] GC: sex st0rm

[01:09] GC: a1s0

[01:09] GC: that 1s fr1gg1n gr0ss

[01:10] GC: y0u are 0ff the p1ann1ng department 0f kargu11us

[01:10] CC: ))that's hoW hatebeasts ro//. they haVe noW redeem\ng character\st\cs WhatsoeVer((

[01:10] CC: ))*no((

[01:11] GC: what 1s a hatebeast anyways?

[01:11] CC: ))a myth\ca/ beast of the most V\/e sort((

[01:11] GC: nu11us :D

[01:12] CC: ))xDDD((

[01:12] GC: :D

[01:12] GC: ahahahaaaa

[01:13] CC: ))\s that go\ng to be h\s neW n\ckname?((

[01:14] GC: 0h yesss

[01:14] GC: 0h 0h 0h

[01:14] GC: 1 cann0t wa1t t0 te11 h1m

[01:15] CC: ))yoU haVe to te// me What h\s react\on to \t \s! >xD((

[01:15] GC: 0f c0urse 0f c0urse

[01:15] GC: 1 0we y0u that much

[01:16] CC: ))oWe me?((

[01:16] GC: 0f c0urse!

[01:16] CC: ))What d\d \ do?((

[01:17] GC: he1p me stra1ghten 0ut my fee11ngs

[01:17] GC: :)

[01:17] CC: ))oh pfft, r\ght((

[01:17] GC: D:

[01:17] GC: d0 y0u n0t pfffft meee!

[01:19] CC: ))\t's jUst someth\ng \ do so mUch \ bare/y eVen recogn\ze \t as a th\ng anymore((

[01:19] GC: we11 1 rec0gn1ze 1t as a th1ng and 1 am very greatfu1 :)

[01:19] CC: ))aWW she//, thanks((

[01:21] GC: yeah 1 have a fee11ng that y0u w111 be the s01e reas0n the twe1eve 0f us d0 n0t cu11 each 0ther 1n madness

[01:23] CC: ))oh WoW, that's a b\g respons\b\/\ty((

[01:23] GC: 1 th0ught y0u sa1d 1t was n0t even a th1ng?

[01:23] GC: :P

[01:24] CC: ))\ gUess, bUt When yoU pUt \t \n that /\ght((

[01:24] CC: ))/\ke a// at once((

[01:24] GC: n0 aaaa

[01:24] GC: we need y0u

[01:24] CC: ))ahahahaha, no \t's coo/((

[01:25] CC: ))\ W\// neVer stop be\ng the pa/e p/aya((

[01:25] CC: ))dont te// mok\na \ sa\d that thoUgh xD((

[01:25] CC: ))a/thoUgh she probab/y WoU/dnt m\nd((

[01:25] CC: ))she's sUch a sWeetheart((

[01:25] GC: yeah she 1s great

[01:26] GC: d1am0nds are an a1t0nds best fr1end

[01:26] CC: ))yoU knoW \t((

[01:26] GC: ahahaha

[01:28] CC: ))he//, maybe \ shoU/d get r\d of these We\rd s/ashy th\ngs and go fU// k\ndra. repace my /etters W\th d\amonds. xD((

[01:28] GC: 0h he11 yeah

[01:28] GC: rep1ace 'a's and 'o's

[01:29] CC: ))\t WoU/d be cUte as fUck((

[01:30] GC: s0 d0 1t :D

[01:30] GC: he11 the w0r1d 1s end1ng

[01:31] GC: and here we a11 are

[01:31] GC: ta1k1ng and f11rt1ng w1th cute tr011s

[01:31] GC: g01ng t0 make a un1verse just f0r us

[01:32] GC: what d0es y0ur qu1rk represent anyways?

[01:34] CC: ))\'m a sh\pper. yoU knoW hoW peop/e somet\mes Wr\te sh\p pa\rs as xtro///ytro//?((

[01:34] GC: urhm n0

[01:34] CC: ))*xtro//-s/ash-ytro//((

[01:34] GC: yes

[01:35] GC: 0k yes

[01:35] GC: but what ab0ut the

[01:35] GC: )) ((

[01:35] CC: ))yeah. and the th\ngs on the ends are coo/ WaVes. bUt my /UsUs a/Ways thoUght they Were she// ha/Ves fac\ng oUt-Ways. :/((

[01:36] GC: awww

[01:36] GC: 1 am s0 s0rry

[01:36] GC: that 1s s0000000 cute

[01:36] GC: sn1ff1es

[01:36] CC: ))>>.///.<<((

[01:37] CC: ))^embarassed face, not f/Ushed face((

[01:37] GC: 1 have en0ugh f1ushed t0 dea1 w1th

[01:37] GC: 1f y0u were t0 wax f1ushed

[01:37] GC: 1 w0u1d cu11 myse1f

[01:38] CC: ))oh noes, that WoU/d be aWfU/((

[01:39] GC: yeah 1t w0u1d

[01:39] GC: 1 guess 1 w0u1d just need t0 get a ra11 fuck1ng fast 1f y0u waxed f1ushed

[01:40] GC: 0h sh1t 1f 1 cu11ed myse1f h0w w0u1d y0u a11 puttup w1th the angry hatebeast

[01:40] GC: sh1t man he w0u1d be even hat1er and angr1er

[01:41] CC: ))or dead and depressed. e\ther Way he'd be hard to dea/ W\th.((

[01:42] GC: awwwww y0u th1nk that w1th0ut me he w0u1d cu11 h1mse1f :D

[01:42] GC: n0 way he w0u1d never be s00000000 sweeeet ^//^

[01:43] CC: ))pffft, he's me/odramat\c enoUgh that he WoU/d((

[01:43] CC: ))oh fUck \ can see \t noW((

[01:43] GC: hehehehe s0meth1ng s1mm11ar came up 1n 0ur banter

[01:43] GC: 0k y0u ta1k f1rst

[01:45] CC: ))yoU /y\ng dead on the groUnd, and h\m g\V\ng a speech, ra\/\ng aga\nst th heaVens, r\ght before he d\semboWe/s h\mse/f \n a g/or\oUs moment of angst.((

[01:45] GC: yeah he w0u1d be p1ssed that he was cheated 0ut 0f strang11ng me ^///^

[01:46] GC: but he sa1d he w0u1d f0110w me 1nt0 the after11fe :P

[01:46] GC: even 1f he had t0 take 0ver wherever he ended up t0 get t0 me

[01:46] CC: ))We// fUck. \ neVer kneW nU//Us Was so romant\c.((

[01:47] GC: 1 hate h1m s0 much th0ugh

[01:47] GC: he just gets me under h1s sk1n

[01:47] CC: ))oooh, yeah. \ knoW the fee/.((

[01:48] GC: n0 just everyth1ng

[01:48] GC: he even banters wr0ng

[01:48] GC: fuck

[01:49] CC: ))yUp. m\scommUn\cat\on at a//?((

[01:49] GC: n0 just he says stup1d sh1t

[01:49] GC: 1 am s0 exc1ted th0ugh

[01:49] CC: ))/ooks /\ke \t's jUst me and g\o then.((

[01:49] CC: ))heheh((

[01:49] GC: 1 am pretty sure he 1s g01ng t0 d0 s0meth1ng rea11y r0mant1c when we meet

[01:50] CC: ))oh? /\ke What?((

[01:50] GC: sh1t 1t better be the best g0rram surpr1se hatesn0g ever

[01:51] GC: h0w 1s h1s ha1r rea11y?

[01:53] CC: ))b\g. and tang/ey. and \t k\nd of /ooks /\ke tentac/es. \t's a b\t s\//y \n my op\n\on, bUt then aga\n \m not hot for h\m.((

[01:53] GC: we w111 have t0 see

[01:53] CC: ))>:3 \ cant Wa\t to see g\o \n game((

[01:54] GC: 1 m1ght make h1m cut 1t

[01:54] GC: 0h he w0u1d be S0000000000 mad

[01:54] GC: between y0u and me

[01:54] GC: 1 th1nk he m1ght actua11y be a great 1eader

[01:55] CC: ))rea//y?((

[01:55] GC: yeah

[01:55] GC: 1 mean th1s 1s t0ta11y 1n c0nf1dence

[01:56] GC: actua11y n0

[01:56] GC: 1 th1nk he m1ght reject reject me 1f 1 ment10ned 1t

[01:56] GC: a b1t t0000 far

[01:56] GC: f0r fresh k1smes1tude y0u see

[01:56] GC: but yeah

[01:56] GC: 1 th1nk he c0u1d 1ead the twe1eve 0f us

[01:56] CC: ))hoW so?((

[01:56] GC: just...

[01:56] GC: maybe 1ater

[01:56] GC: 1 w111 ment10n 1t

[01:57] CC: ))hoW \s he a great /eader?((

[01:58] GC: just a fee11ng 1 get fr0m h1m

[01:59] GC: never te11 h1m that

[01:59] GC: s0 he1p me g0g

[01:59] GC: he w0u1d put me 1n that dress f0r a11 etern1ty

[01:59] CC: ))dress?((

[02:01] GC: 10ng hyp0thet1ca1 st0ry

[02:01] GC: sh1t 1 rea11y need t0 rec0uperate

[02:01] GC: 1 have been tr011ng y0u

[02:01] GC: and just sp0ut1ng n0nsense

[02:01] GC: bye bye m1ster d1am0nds :P

[02:01] GC: mr.D f0r sh0rt

[02:02] CC: ))okay heh((

[02:02] CC: ))anyt\me((

[02:02] GC: temp0rary <> s0 as t0 n0t step 0n m0k1nas t0es because she 1s s00000000 awes0me

[02:02] CC: ))she rea//y \s((

-- graciousCodebeast [GC] ceased pestering concupiscentCyclone [CC] at 02:02 --

[sgrub42]

Altond and Nullus discuss Altond's shipping wizardry

[11:59] -- temperamentalAutocrat [TA] began trolling concupiscentCyclone [CC] at 23:59 --

[11:59] TA: Ǝ—- CAN I JUST FUCKING SAY THAT I HATƎ YOU A LITTLƎ

[11:59] TA: Ǝ—- JUST A BIT

[11:59] CC: ))OKAY, DUELY NOTED((

[11:59] CC: ))heh((

[11:59] TA: Ǝ—- YOU WƎRƎ RIGHT

[11:59] TA: Ǝ—- SO DON'T RUB THAT SHIT IN MY FACƎ

[12:00] CC: ))im Used to being right((

[12:00] CC: ))What am i right aboUt this time?((

[12:00] TA: Ǝ—- WƎLL NOW I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT TO FUCKING TƎLL YOU

[12:00] TA: Ǝ—- YOU SMARMY NOOK

[12:00] TA: Ǝ—- ALSO... GUƎSS

[12:00] TA: Ǝ—- YOU'LL PROBABLY GUƎSS CORRƎCTLY, CONSIDƎRING YOUR ASTUTƎ OBSƎRVATIONAL SKILLS

[12:01] CC: ))\t has someth\ng to do W\th yoUr qUadrants, r\ght?((

[12:01] TA: Ǝ—- WHOA, HOLY SHIT

[12:02] TA: Ǝ—- OKAY, I WAS MOSTLY JOKING, BUT DAMN YOU'RƎ GOOD

[12:02] CC: ))qUadrants master at yoUr serV\ce((

[12:03] CC: ))pa/e or b/ack?((

[12:03] TA: Ǝ—- GUƎSS AGAIN

[12:03] TA: Ǝ—- I FIND THIS SO AMUSING YOU HAVƎ NO IDƎA

[12:03] TA: Ǝ—- YOU'RƎ LIKƎ A FUCKING WIZARD

[12:03] CC: ))gonna go oUt on a /\mb and say b/ack((

[12:04] TA: Ǝ—- NOPƎ, YOU FUCKƎD UP

[12:04] TA: Ǝ—- I'M KIND OF SURPRISƎD

[12:05] CC: ))so yoU arent hot for kargan?((

[12:05] CC: ))draT((

[12:06] TA: Ǝ—- OKAY FINƎ

[12:06] CC: ))here \ Was th\nk\ng yoU tWo WoU/d be so cUte together((

[12:06] TA: Ǝ—- WƎ HATƎ ƎACH OTHƎR

[12:06] TA: Ǝ—- A LOT

[12:06] TA: Ǝ—- YOU ARƎ TOO FUCKING GOOD AT IT

[12:06] TA: Ǝ—- I STAND BY MY CLAIM THAT YOU ARƎ A FUCKING WIZARD

[12:07] CC: )):D yay((

[12:07] TA: Ǝ—- BUT YƎAH... IT'S KIND OF FUCKING WƎIRD

[12:07] TA: Ǝ—- I WAS TOTALLY OKAY WITH LƎTTING GO OF HATƎ

[12:07] TA: Ǝ—- AND THƎN THAT FUCKASS JUST RUINƎD ƎVƎRYTHING

[12:08] TA: Ǝ—- I'M KIND OF HAPPY HƎ DID

[12:08] CC: ))focUs yoUr hate on h\m, fr\end((

[12:08] CC: ))go to h\m((

[12:08] TA: Ǝ—- HƎ DƎCIDƎD HƎ COULDN'T HANDLƎ ANY MORƎ HATƎ FOR TONIGHT

[12:08] TA: Ǝ—- SO I'M ALLOWING HIM A BRƎAK

[12:09] CC: ))beaUt\fU/((

[12:09] CC: ))\'m so happy for yoU tWo((

[12:09] TA: Ǝ—- RƎALLY?

[12:09] CC: ))of coUrse!((

[12:10] TA: Ǝ—- ... THANK YOU

[12:11] TA: Ǝ—- FOR ƎVƎRYTHING, RƎALLY

[12:11] CC: ))d\d yoU get h\m to adm\t that the hate \s romant\c yet? somet\mes W\th these tro//s yoU haVe to c/ar\fy that.((

[12:11] TA: Ǝ—- HƎ ADMITTƎD IT FIRST

[12:11] TA: Ǝ—- I WAS THƎ ONƎ HAVING TROUBLƎ WITH IT

[12:12] TA: Ǝ—- I THOUGHT I JUST RƎGULAR HATƎD HIM

[12:12] CC: ))and What tr\ggered th\s ep\phany?((

[12:14] TA: Ǝ—- WHƎN HƎ WOULD NOT BACK THƎ FUCK DOWN ABOUT THINGS

[12:14] TA: Ǝ—- I CAMƎ TO SPƎAK WITH HIM

[12:14] TA: Ǝ—- FULLY INTƎNDING TO APOLOGIZƎ AND GƎT RID OF ALL THƎ ICKY THINGS

[12:14] TA: Ǝ—- START OVƎR

[12:14] TA: Ǝ—- AND HƎ FUCKƎD IT ALL UP

[12:14] TA: Ǝ—- AND AT SOMƎ POINT, WHƎN HƎ WAS BITCHING AT MƎ

[12:14] TA: Ǝ—- I COULDN'T HƎLP BUT THINKING HOW MUCH I'D LIKƎ TO HATƎSNOG HIM TO SHUT HIM THƎ FUCK UP

[12:17] CC: ))aWWWW! >>^_^<<((

[12:18] TA: Ǝ—- THAT'S THƎ RIGHT WAY TO FƎƎL, RIGHT?

[12:18] CC: ))yes((

[12:18] TA: Ǝ—- OKAY, GOOD

[12:19] TA: Ǝ—- BƎCAUSƎ I WAS CONFUSƎD

[12:19] TA: Ǝ—- AND THAT ONLY MADƎ MƎ MORƎ MAD AT HIM

[12:20] CC: ))and What happened then?((

[12:21] TA: Ǝ—- WƎ HATƎFLIRTƎD, I GUƎSS

[12:21] TA: Ǝ—- IT'S KIND OF AWKWARD TO RƎPƎAT

[12:21] TA: Ǝ—- I'M BAD AT HATƎFLIRTING, ALTOND

[12:21] TA: Ǝ—- HOW CAN I STOP MYSƎLF FROM GOING TOO FAR

[12:22] CC: ))def\ne "too far"?((

[12:23] TA: Ǝ—- I MAY HAVƎ THRƎATƎNƎD TO CUT HIM OPƎN AND MAKƎ HIS NUTRITION TRACT A SCARF

[12:23] TA: Ǝ—- AND ALSO TO SQUƎƎZƎ HIS BLADDƎR BASƎD VASCULAR SYSTƎM

[12:25] CC: ))hmmm, yoU m\ght Want to make the hate ta/k a /\tt/e /ess /etha/ and a /\tt/e more sexy((

[12:26] CC: ))f/esh WoUnds and the /\ke((

[12:26] TA: Ǝ—- YƎAH, I KIND OF FIGURƎD THAT OUT A LITTLƎ LATƎR

[12:26] TA: Ǝ—- IT SƎƎMƎD LIKƎ A GOOD IDƎA, I GUƎSS

[12:27] CC: ))/\Ve and /earn((

[12:27] TA: Ǝ—- INDƎƎD

[12:27] TA: Ǝ—- ALSO, I WOULDN'T HAVƎ ACTUALLY KILLƎD HIM IF I DID ƎITHƎR OF THOSƎ THINGS

[12:28] TA: Ǝ—- I WOULD HAVƎ SƎWN HIM RIGHT BACK UP AND JUST KIND OF KƎPT HIM ATTACHƎD TO MƎ

[12:30] TA: Ǝ—- I DUNNO. MY SPADƎS WƎRƎ IN THƎ RIGHT PLACƎ

[12:30] CC: ))st\//, that /eVe/ of bod\/y harm \snt sexy to most peop/e. most be\ng the key Word here. some tro//s are \nto that.((

[12:30] TA: Ǝ—- TROLL ROMANCƎ IS FUCKING WƎIRD

[12:30] TA: Ǝ—- BUT YƎAH. HƎ DIDN'T SƎƎM TO MIND THƎ IDƎA OF MƎ STRANGLING HIM WITH MY HAIR. I STILL FIND HIM CONFUSING

[12:31] CC: ))see, he probab/y gets off a b\t on asph\x\at\on((

[12:32] CC: ))hehe, s\//y /andWe//ers and the\r need for a\r((

[12:32] TA: Ǝ—- MAYBƎ. HƎ ALSO LIKƎD THƎ IDƎA OF MƎ BITING HIS LIP AND CLAWING UP HIS BACK

[12:32] TA: Ǝ—- I KNOW, RIGHT? THƎY'RƎ SO FUNNY

[12:33] CC: ))b\t\ng and scratch\ng are common k\nks((

[12:34] TA: Ǝ—- ARƎ THƎY?

[12:34] TA: Ǝ—- FUCK, I FƎƎL LIKƎ I SHOULD BƎ TAKING NOTƎS

[12:34] TA: Ǝ—- I LƎFT MY CLIPBOARD IN MY BATTLƎDROBƎ, THOUGH

[12:35] CC: ))same th\ng W\th bondage((

[12:35] TA: Ǝ—- HƎ DID MƎNTION WANTING TO TIƎ MƎ UP AND FORCIBLY RƎPLACƎ MY BODY PARTS

[12:36] CC: ))...WoW, \ d\dnt rea/\ze kargan Was so k\nky((

[12:37] TA: Ǝ—- I KNOW RIGHT?

[12:37] TA: Ǝ—- WAIT, SHIT, WHY DID I TƎLL YOU THAT

[12:37] TA: Ǝ—- YOU /ARƎ/ A FUCKING WIZARD

[12:39] TA: Ǝ—- HƎ ALSO THRƎATƎNƎD TO CUT OFF MY HAIR

[12:39] TA: Ǝ—- I THINK HƎ SHOULD HAVƎ JUST THRƎATƎNƎD TO KNOT IT UP, SO THAT HƎ COULD KƎƎP THƎ THRƎAT LOOMING OVƎR MƎ, BUT WHATƎVƎR

[12:41] CC: ))haha hoW can yoU strang/e h\m W\th \t \f he cUts \t off?((

[12:41] CC: ))\s he go\ng to choke h\mse/f W\th \t?((

[12:42] CC: ))better Watch oUt, he m\ght do that((

[12:42] TA: Ǝ—- OH MY FUCK

[12:43] TA: Ǝ—- THAT WOULD BƎ SO GROSS

[12:43] TA: Ǝ—- I DON'T ƎVƎN KNOW IF THAT'S KINKY GROSS ALTOND

[12:43] CC: ))the on/y d\fference \s Whether yoU're tUrned on by \t or not((

[12:45] CC: ))bUt moV\ng on.((

[12:45] CC: ))d\d yoU say anyth\ng e/se that "crossed a /\ne" W\th h\m?((

[12:46] TA: Ǝ—- I CAN'T RƎALLY SAY

[12:46] TA: Ǝ—- I'M STILL KIND OF PISSƎD OFF

[12:46] TA: Ǝ—- AND MY VASCULAR PUMP IS ALL AFLUTTƎR

[12:46] TA: Ǝ—- IT'S SO FUCKING WƎIRD

[12:46] CC: ))\ knoW that fee/((

[12:47] TA: Ǝ—- I DON'T DOUBT IT

[12:47] TA: Ǝ—- I TALKƎD WITH YOUR KISMƎSIS

[12:47] TA: Ǝ—- HƎ'S KIND OF AN ASS

[12:48] CC: ))>>^_^<< yeah, bUt \m k\nd of the antagon\st \n that re/at\onsh\p((

[12:48] CC: ))st\//, \'Ve had those moments((

[12:49] TA: Ǝ—- HOW DO YOU KNOW IF YOU'RƎ THƎ ANTAGONIST

[12:49] TA: Ǝ—- WƎ KIND OF SƎƎM TO FIGHT OVƎR THAT SHIT

[12:49] TA: Ǝ—- HƎ WANTƎD MƎ TO PUT ON A DRƎSS AT ONƎ POINT

[12:50] CC: ))some b/ack re/at\onsh\ps don't jUst haVe one antagon\st. yoU gUys W\// probab/y jUst end Up tak\ng tUrns.((

[12:51] TA: Ǝ—- OH PROBABLY

[12:51] TA: Ǝ—- HƎ SƎƎMƎD RƎALLY SƎT ON THAT DRƎSS THOUGH

[12:53] CC: ))see, g\o WoU/d neVer try that becaUse he knoWs \ WoU/dnt care aboUt Wear\ng a dress. and then that means eVen /ess c/oth betWeen my bU/ge and h\m.((

[12:53] TA: Ǝ—- OH HO HO HO HO

[12:53] TA: Ǝ—- SORRY, THAT IT JUST SO AMUSING

[12:53] TA: Ǝ—- MAYBƎ I SHOULD GRƎƎT HIM IN SOMƎ SORT OF SPƎƎDO

[12:53] TA: Ǝ—- AND JUST BƎ LIKƎ "GƎT OVƎR HƎRƎ YOU FILTHY WHORƎ"

[12:53] CC: ))DO \T :D((

[12:54] TA: Ǝ—- I AM SO TƎMPTƎD

[12:54] CC: ))speedos are fUn((

[12:54] TA: Ǝ—- I DON'T KNOW IF I OWN ONƎ

[12:54] TA: Ǝ—- MAYBƎ JUST SOMƎ OF MY UNDƎRGARMƎNTS

[12:54] TA: Ǝ—- I SHOULD CHƎCK MY BATTLƎDROBƎ MORƎ OFTƎN

[12:55] CC: ))hehe, yoU Wear Undergarments((

[12:55] TA: Ǝ—- OF COURSƎ I DO

[12:55] TA: Ǝ—- WHY WOULDN'T I?

[12:56] CC: ))becaUse free-g/ob\ng \s the best((

[12:57] TA: Ǝ—- ƎWW

[12:58] TA: Ǝ—- BƎSIDƎS, I KIND OF WƎAR A KILT

[12:58] CC: ))so?((

[12:58] TA: Ǝ—- I DON'T WANT ANYONƎ SNATCHING ƎYƎFULLS OF MY GLOBƎS WITHOUT MY OKAY

[12:59] CC: ))the fUn \s \n the danger >xD((

[01:01] CC: ))and then \f they do yoU can jUst be /\ke "see someth\ng yoU /\ke?"((

[01:01] TA: Ǝ—- I'M NOT THAT KIND OF TROLL, ALTOND

[01:01] TA: Ǝ—- I DON'T RƎALLY WANT ƎVƎRYONƎ SƎƎING MY GLOBƎS

[01:03] CC: ))he//, \d be a pract\c\ng nUd\st \f \t WoU/dnt get me cU//ed((

[01:03] TA: Ǝ—- THAT'S SO OBSƎANƎ

[01:04] TA: Ǝ—- BUT I GUƎSS THAT'S YOUR CALL

[01:05] CC: ))he//, \Ve been \n pUb/\c comp/ete/y nUde before. at /east on /and. theyre UsUa//y too \nt\m\dated by yoUr seadWe//er-ness to say anyth\ng \n that s\tUat\on((

[01:06] TA: Ǝ—- YOU ARƎ SO WƎIRD, ALTOND

[01:06] TA: Ǝ—- I'M NOT ƎVƎN SURƎ WHAT ƎLSƎ TO SAY

[01:06] TA: Ǝ—- AND I DON'T THINK I OUGHT TO ACTUALLY INSULT YOU BƎCAUSƎ THAT WOULDN'T BƎ COOL OF MƎ

[01:07] CC: ))>xDD((

[01:08] TA: Ǝ—- OH STOP THAT

[01:08] TA: Ǝ—- YOU SHIT

[01:08] CC: ))bUt anyWay, enoUgh aboUt my scant/y c/ad body((

[01:08] TA: Ǝ—- YƎS, LƎT'S NOT TALK ABOUT THAT ANYMORƎ

[01:09] CC: ))hey, maybe kargan WoU/d be \nto that thoUgh((

[01:09] CC: ))the pUb/\c nUd\ty th\ng((

[01:11] TA: Ǝ—- UMMM

[01:11] TA: Ǝ—- I'M NOT COMFORTABLƎ WITH THAT

[01:12] TA: Ǝ—- MAYBƎ HƎ'D FORCƎ MƎ INTO IT

[01:12] TA: Ǝ—- HƎ SƎƎMS TO LIKƎ THƎ IDƎA OF MƎ BƎING SUBSƎRVIƎNT TO HIM

[01:12] TA: Ǝ—- HƎ'S IN FOR A HƎLL OF A FIGHT, THAT'S FOR FUCKING SURƎ.

[01:14] TA: Ǝ—- ... SHIT, NOW I'M GƎTTING ALL SORTS OF IDƎAS FOR THINGS TO TƎASƎ HIM WITH

[01:15] CC: ))that Was the po\nt of th\s, r\ght?((

[01:15] TA: Ǝ—- WAS IT? S:

[01:15] TA: Ǝ—- SHIT

[01:15] TA: Ǝ—- HƎ GOT MƎ STARTƎD USING ƎMOTICONS

[01:16] CC: ))heheheh((

[01:16] TA: Ǝ—- AND NOW I CAN'T ƎVƎN CULL HIM BƎCAUSƎ I'D RATHƎR HAVƎ HIM SUFFƎR

[01:16] TA: Ǝ—- THINGS WƎRƎ SIMPLƎR BƎFORƎ KARGAN. FUCK HIM.

[01:16] CC: ))that's yoUr job, man((

[01:16] CC: ))\m not the one \n a qUadrant W\th h\m((

[01:17] TA: Ǝ—- THAT'S NOT WHAT I MƎAN

[01:17] TA: Ǝ—- BUT YOU CAN TRUST THAT HƎ'S GOING TO BƎ WALKING FUNNY AFTƎR I GƎT DONƎ WITH HIM

[01:17] CC: ))>:3((

[01:18] CC: ))one Way or another?((

[01:18] TA: Ǝ—- PROBABLY MULTIPLƎ WAYS AT ONCƎ

[01:18] TA: Ǝ—- THAT FUCKƎR HAS NO IDƎA WHAT'S IN STORƎ FOR HIM

[01:19] CC: ))oh ho ho ho((

[01:21] TA: Ǝ—- ... OH GOG

[01:21] TA: Ǝ—- I THINK I SHOULD GO

[01:21] CC: ))Why?((

[01:21] TA: Ǝ—- NOTHING

[01:21] TA: Ǝ—- I NƎƎD TO TAKƎ A COOL DIP IN MY WRATHTUB

[01:21] CC: ))\ see hoW \t \s. >;)((

[01:22] TA: Ǝ—- YOU MOST CƎRTAINLY DO NOT

[01:22] TA: Ǝ—- AND ƎVƎN IF YOU DID YOU WOULD SHUT UP ABOUT IT

[01:22] CC: ))W\zard, remember?((

[01:22] TA: Ǝ—- BOO ON YOUR WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY

[01:22] CC: ))and \ts not /\ke \m go\ng to spread th\s aroUnd. \m not that k\nd of tro//.((

[01:23] TA: Ǝ—- I KNOW, BUT I LIKƎ TO MAKƎ SURƎ

[01:23] TA: Ǝ—- I GUƎSS

[01:23] TA: Ǝ—- I DUNNO

[01:25] TA: Ǝ—- ... FUCK THIS IS SO AWKWARD NOW

[01:25] CC: ))\'// /et yoU go. \ can te// W\th my W\zard poWers that someth\ng has come Up, so to speak.((

[01:25] TA: Ǝ—- OH FUCK YOU

[01:25] TA: Ǝ—- JUST BƎCAUSƎ YOU'RƎ RIGHT DOƎSN'T MAKƎ THIS ANY LƎSS FUCKING AWKWARD

[01:26] TA: Ǝ—- IT IS SO DIFFICULT TRYING TO TALK WITH YOU WHILƎ I'M THINKING OF THAT ROTTƎN BASTARD

[01:26] CC: ))then go do someth\ng e/se and th\nk aboUt that rotten bastard >;3((

[01:26] TA: Ǝ—- DON'T ƎNCOURAGƎ MƎ

[01:27] TA: Ǝ—- I'VƎ NƎVƎR LƎFT TROLLIAN SO FAST IN MY FUCKING LIFƎ

[01:27] TA: Ǝ—- IF YOU NƎƎD MƎ, I'LL BƎ IN MY WRATHTUB

[01:27] CC: ))sUre th\ng((

[01:27] -- temperamentalAutocrat [TA] gave up trolling concupiscentCyclone [CC] at 01:27 --

[sgrub42]

Gioxyx's lusus is dead, Altond suggests a corpse party

-- concupiscentCyclone [CC] began pestering abducentGilderoy [AG] at 00:10 --

CC: ))ahoy, pUffy!((

AG: Oh, what do you want?

CC: ))gUess Where \ am?((

AG: Oh, I dont care to

CC: ))/AND((

AG: Oh, eIther share or dont

AG: Oh, how nIce for you

AG: Oh, well... what about It?

CC: ))d\dnt rea/\ze /and Was so W\bb/y Wobb/ey((

AG: Oh, wIbb- what?

CC: ))\ts hard to Wa/k((

AG: Oh, :l

AG: Oh, sea legs =/= land legs

AG: Oh, sImple explanatIon

CC: ))aye, \ sUppose yer r\ght((

CC: ))\t's been a Wh\/e s\nce \Ve been on /and((

AG: Oh, Im sure

CC: ))an hoW aboUt yoU?((

CC: ))What's neW W\th ye?((

AG: Oh, nothIn

AG: Oh, Im sIttIng here

AG: Oh, waItIng for the world to end

CC: ))arent We a//, /ad((

AG: Oh, It seems so

CC: ))/ooks /\ke the end aready got astrUm((

CC: ))he's dead noW((

AG: Oh, good

AG: Oh, the sooner thIs gets underway the better

CC: ))ye got ants \n yer shorts there? \ agree W\th ye, bUt st\//.((

AG: Oh, ants what?

CC: ))"ants \n yer pants" \s a th\ng /andWe//ers, say r\ght? bUt ye arrn't Wear\n pants, soo((

AG: Oh, I managed soME pants

AG: Oh, thank you

CC: ))yer s\destepp\n, /ad((

AG: Oh, what?

CC: ))Why so eager a// of a sUdden?((

AG: Oh, eager for what?

CC: ))the Wor/d to end, game to start, etcetera((

CC: ))th' ants t' get oUt o yer pants \f \ Understand the metaphor r\ght((

AG: Oh, Im tIred of waItIng

AG: Oh, I cant do anythIng here anymore

CC: ))\ Was Under the \mpress\on ye coU/dnt do anyf\n there per\od((

AG: Oh, well now I cant even move

AG: Oh, Ive seen the outsIde

AG: Oh, theres nothIng

CC: ))arr ye WoUnded?((

AG: Oh, no

CC: ))then Why cant ye moVe?((

AG: Oh, because all the most of the rocks In thIs canyon are coated

CC: ))aye, that'// do \t((

AG: Oh, yes

AG: Oh, Its lIke a slurry of blood and raInwater down there

CC: ))Why b/ood? \ thoUght ye sa\d ye Weren't WoUnded?((

AG: Oh, Im not

CC: ))Where's the b/ood com\n from then \f ye arrn't WoUnded? do \t be ra\n\n b/ood Where ye arr?((

AG: Oh, no

AG: Oh, I dont know what happened

AG: Oh, but he ended up crushed

CC: ))"he" be\n..?((

AG: Oh, MY lusus

CC: ))...((

AG: Oh, ...

CC: ))an ye say there's nof\n to do?((

AG: Oh, yes

CC: ))ye arrn't eVen go\n to throW a corpse party?((

AG: Oh, >:l

AG: Oh, ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING CORPSE PARTIES OKAY?!

CC: ))yer /UsUs Was a s\ck creatUre, \ th\nk ce/ebrat\n WoU/d be the r\ght response at a t\me /\ke th\s((

AG: Oh, whats the poInt?

CC: ))\t's somef\n to do, \ gUess?((

AG: Oh, whats the fun In throwIng a spIteful party for a dead scorpIon?

CC: ))ye rea//y cant see the fUn \n \t? becaUse \ can't not see the fUn \n throW\n a sp\tefU/ party for a dead scorp\on((

AG: Oh, whatever

AG: Oh, you dont get It

CC: ))\ adm\t that \ dont((

AG: Oh, obvIously

CC: ))\ mean yer free noW. no more abscond\n an haV\n to Watch yer back a// the t\me((

AG: Oh, thats the thIng Altond

AG: Oh, Im free

AG: Oh, and theres no where to go

AG: Oh, nothIng to do

AG: Oh, now what?

AG: Oh, If not for the gaME I would rot here

CC: ))ye'd jUst haVe to Wa\t Unt\/ th' rocks dr\ed Up an ye'd be ab/e to /\ke a neW /\fe someWheres e/se. or stay and p/ay W\th yer c/\ff dogs the rest o yer sWeeps. ye'd f\nd somef\n t' occUpy yer /\fe W\th.((

AG: Oh, the blood Is at the bottom

AG: Oh, I went to the top

AG: Oh, there Is NOTHING

AG: Oh, not a thIng out here

CC: ))ye tr\ed Wa/k\n past the /\p o yer canyon?((

AG: Oh, outsIde of the canyon Is flat dry desert

CC: ))ye tr\ed troog/e maps?((

AG: Oh, lets thInk for a moMEnt

AG: Oh, I do not know MY locatIon

AG: Oh, In any way shape or form

AG: Oh, the husktop Is old as shIt

AG: Oh, and doesnt show Its locatIon

AG: Oh, WHAT THE FUCK AM I TROOGLING?

CC: ))/and on/y makes Up 1/4 o the p/anet. hoW many deserts can there be?((

AG: Oh, I dont know

AG: Oh, but a desert can be too long for ME to walk alone wIth no supplIes

CC: ))an What's to keep ye from enjoy\ng a /\fe \n yer canyon p/ay\n W\th c/\ffdogs an sUch?((

AG: Oh, one can only do that for so long

CC: ))\t soUnds a she//UVa a /ot more \nterest\n than What \ do eVeryday.((

AG: Oh, drInk?

CC: ))aye, an hUnt((

AG: Oh, at least can go wherever you want

CC: ))\ jUst rea/\zed that :\((

CC: ))apparent/y me sh\p fo//oWs me Whether \'m at the he/m or not((

AG: Oh, thats convenIent

CC: ))desperate t\mes an a// that jazz((

AG: Oh, what?

CC: ))bUt afore \ kneW th\s \ Was pretty mUch sh\p boUnd((

AG: Oh, you dIdnt have to be

AG: Oh, you could just pIlot your shIp wherever the fuck

CC: ))...ye'Ve neVer seen the storms Where \ /\Ve. \t takes a// me tro//gr\t jUst to stay \n one spot, mUch /ess steer anyWhere((

AG: Oh, what happened "Im so awesoME I swIm agaInst body-rIppIng waves"?

CC: ))aye, \ can((

AG: Oh, then wants the problem?

AG: Oh, *whats

CC: ))sW\mm\n a\nt the same as sa\/\n a sh\p((

AG: Oh, well fIne, you could swIm wherever

CC: ))yeah, an /ose a// me /oot. a/so hUrt me sh\p's fee/\ns. she's aready been abandoned once, ye knoW. :/((

AG: Oh, Its a shIp

CC: ))aye, she \s((

CC: ))What's yer po\nt((

AG: Oh, that IS the poInt

AG: Oh, Its JUST a shIp

CC: ))an yer JUST a tro//((

AG: Oh, oh MY-- youre such a dumb fuck

CC: ))Why, fer haV\n a sense o /oya/ty to me sh\p? \ prom\sed to be her capta\n an \ \ntend to keep me prom\se.((

AG: Oh, you talk to a FUCKING shIp

CC: ))ye haVe someth\n aga\nst sh\ps, /ad?((

CC: ))Why WoU/dnt \ ta/k to me sh\p?((

AG: Oh, Its WOOD

CC: ))aye?((

AG: Oh, thats lIke ME talkIng to a fuckIng rock

CC: ))that's s\//y, ye cant sa\/ a rock((

CC: ))\t'd s\nk.../\ke a rock((

AG: Oh, you fuckIng pIece of-- WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU WANT IN THE FIRST PLACE?

CC: ))to ta/k to ye o coUrse. \m Wa\t\n for mok\na here an got nof\n to do.((

CC: ))so ye get to keep me company! >:D((

AG: Oh, oh LUCKY fuckIng ME

CC: ))<{ ^U^ }> aye, yer so /Ucky t' haVe me((

AG: Oh, go dIe

CC: ))d\d \ te// ye aboUt nU//Us creep\n on me ear/\er?((

AG: Oh, no

CC: ))aye, \ th\nk he Was try\n to ba\t me \nto h\s ca/\g\noUs qUadrant by threaten\n mok\na, an then When \ ca//ed h\m oUt on \t he sa\d he coU/d take my b/ackrom an \ shoU/d Use me \mag\nat\on??((

CC: ))an then sa\d some sh\t aboUt mUrder\n hypotenUses((

CC: ))Wh\ch \ assUme means yoU((

CC: ))b/ech((

AG: Oh, hypotenuses? lIke trIangles?

AG: Oh, and what about ME?

CC: ))aye((

CC: ))he sa\d /\ke \f \ Was a po\nt oppos\te o \m and me k\smes\s (yoU) Were the th\rd s\de, he coU/d mUrder yoU an be \n my qUadrant. \m not so good at geometry, bUt \ got a master's degree \n qUadrantso/ogy an \m pretty sUre thats not hoW \t Works.((

AG: Oh, that fuckface

AG: Oh, he wIshes he could cull ME

CC: ))he W\shes he coU/d pa\/ me. b\tch Wants my bU/ge an he can't get none. >:3 h\m an \s dUmb octopUs ha\r((

AG: Oh, octopus what?

AG: Oh, and not everyone wants your bulge

AG: Oh, Im sure very few people do

CC: ))h\s ha\r /ooks /\ke horrortentac/es((

AG: Oh, horrortentacles...?

CC: ))\ th\nk he's try\n to make h\s ha\r /ook /\ke h\s /UsUs((

CC: ))g/\bby g/Ubby or WhateVer \t's name \s((

AG: Oh, none of what you are sayIng makes sense

CC: ))that b\g temtac/e monster the gUy has as a /UsUs!((

CC: ))the on/y fUck\n reason Why a doUchecanoe /\ke h\m has poWer \n the f\rst p/ace((

AG: Oh, a tentacle monster...

AG: Oh, alrIght then

CC: ))a tentac/e monster that coU/d k\// eVerytro// on the p/anet.((

CC: ))and W\//((

AG: Oh, I see

AG: Oh, how unfortunate

CC: ))nU//Us started cry\ng When \ to/d \m the Wor/d Was end\ng and h\s /UsUs Was go\n to d\e. he's a// /\ke "bUt \ts my Un\Verse! \t r\ghtfU//y be/ongs to me! Whyyyyy? >>;__;<<"((

CC: ))an then he rage qU\t((

CC: ))What a pansy((

AG: Oh, ... I dont belIeve you

CC: ))trUe story ((

AG: Oh, :l

AG: Oh, I dont trust that

CC: ))yoU dont be/\eVe me? ye can ask h\m hoW he fee/s aboUt the Wor/d end\n((

AG: Oh, I dont want to talk to that asshole

CC: ))okay then, What do ye Want to ta/k aboUt?((

AG: Oh, I dont know

CC: ))oh Wa\t((

CC: ))ye sa\d ta/k to, not ta/k aboUt((

AG: Oh, yes

AG: Oh, learn to read

CC: ))\m jUst read\n too fast((

AG: Oh, well dont

CC: ))bUt maybe We shoU/d sh\ft the conVersat\on aWay from that pa\/-gUzz/er anyWay((

AG: Oh, whatever

CC: ))We coU/d ta/k aboUt sh\ps aga\n! >:D((

CC: ))an Why yoU haVe a st\ck \n yer nook aboUt me ta/k\n to them((

AG: Oh, I dont WANT to talk about your STUPID SHIP

CC: ))she's not stUp\d((

CC: ))she's aWesome((

AG: Oh, SHES an IT

CC: ))\ dont fo//oW((

AG: Oh, SHE Is not a PERSON

AG: Oh, not a SHE

AG: Oh, a THING

AG: Oh, not LIVING

AG: Oh, IT cannot understand you

CC: ))aye, o coUrse she can!((

AG: Oh, BULLSHIT

CC: ))she has fee/\ns, pUffy((

AG: Oh, your lonely ass Is makIng up ImagInary frIends

CC: ))\ hope ye arrn't go\n to be th\s Way When ye meet her((

AG: Oh, when wIll I MEet IT?

CC: ))yer gonna hUrt her fee/\ns((

AG: Oh, It wIll go wIth the rest of thIs world

CC: ))\n the game o coUrse((

AG: Oh, what?

CC: ))/\ke \ WoU/d p/ay th\s game an not take her W\th me, s\//y((

CC: ))a capta\n neVer g\Ves Up h\s s\p((

AG: Oh, ugh

CC: ))*sh\p((

AG: Oh, whatever

CC: ))an \ hope ye'// be on yer best behaV\or When ye do meet. she aready's gett\n a b\t je//yf\sh that \m ta/k\n to yoU an mok\na noW.((

AG: Oh, ITS A SHIP

CC: ))aye, We'Ve estab/\shed th\s. \m not argUefy\n W\th ye there((

AG: Oh, It doesnt HAVE feelIng

AG: Oh, &s

AG: Oh, *s

CC: ))she does too((

AG: Oh, no It doesnt

CC: ))aye, she does((

AG: Oh, no, It doesnt

CC: ))We can argUefy aboUt th\s a// n\ght, an \t Wont change the fact that she does. \ shoU/d knoW, \m her capta\n. ye'Ve neVer eVen met her afore.((

AG: Oh, I know wood

CC: ))\'// bet ye do >;)((

AG: Oh, and It doesnt have feelIngs nor does It understand words

AG: Oh, OH MY--

AG: Oh, I HATE YOU

AG: Oh, GO DIE

AG: Oh, BURN TO DEATH

AG: Oh, YOU SICK FUCK

CC: ))Why the sUdden V\tro/ noW?((

AG: Oh, you make ME sIck

AG: Oh, tahst why

CC: ))yer mad becaUse yer /os\n to me f/aW/ess /og\c arrn't ye?((

AG: Oh, *whats

AG: Oh, *THATS DDAMMIT ALL

AG: Oh, NO THATS NOT IT AT OLL

AG: Oh, *ALL

CC: ))ye cant proVe me sh\p dont haVe fee/\ns((

CC: ))so yer angry((

CC: ))\'Ve got ye pegged((

AG: Oh, thats bullshIt

AG: Oh, I couldnt care less about your shIp

CC: ))then Why'd ye go a// caps/ock on me? >;3((

AG: Oh, because youre FUCKING annoyIng

CC: ))\'m not fUck\ng annoy\ng. me an annoy\ng are jUst fr\ends.((

AG: Oh, you make ME want to cull MYself

CC: ))not try\n to stea/ yer honey there((

AG: Oh, :l

CC: ))Why WoU/d ye cU// yerse/f oVer me?((

CC: ))that'd be s\//y((

CC: ))\ Want ye a/\Ve((

AG: Oh, just readIng your words Is MEntal suIcIde

CC: ))\ read that "meenta/" becaUse o yer qU\rk((

CC: ))soo cUUte <{ >x< }>((

AG: Oh, >:l

AG: Oh, shut up

CC: ))g/Ub g/Ub can't shUt Up >:D((

CC: ))g/Ub g/Ub g/Ub((

AG: Oh, Ill just Ignore you then

CC: ))ye arrnt bored anymore arr ye?((

CC: ))yer a// mad at me \nstead((

AG: Oh, Im stIll bored

AG: Oh, just bored and annoyed

CC: ))drat((

AG: Oh, :l

CC: ))mak\n ye p\ssd off at me \nstead o mopey aboUt yer /UsUs Was me a\m here((

AG: Oh, Im not mopey

CC: ))th\s \s yer mope face ----> <{ o n o }>((

CC: ))\t's yoU((

AG: Oh, >:l

AG: Oh, IM NOT MOPING

CC: ))<{ o n o }> /e mope((

AG: Oh, >:[

CC: ))"oh noes my sh\tty abUs\Ve /UsUs can't chase me aroUnd and try to mUrder meee! hoW can \ eVen go oooon?" <{ o n o }>((

AG: Oh, :l

AG: Oh, fuck off

CC: ))\s that yoU, or \s that yoU?((

AG: Oh, just no

CC: ))yer more resoUrcefU/ an that, ye can f\nd somef\n to do W\th yer /\fe((

CC: ))yer jUst choos\n not to((

AG: Oh, lIke what?

AG: Oh, what do you thInk I could possIbly do?

CC: ))mother o pear/, g\o, do \ haVe t' come Up W\th eVeryf\n for ye noW?((

CC: ))not mUch ye can do noW anyWay bUt Wa\t for the game to start((

CC: ))bUt he//, \f We're com\n Up W\th hypotet\ca/ scenar\os((

AG: Oh, Ive been waItIng for the gaME to start

AG: Oh, you brought all of thIs up

CC: ))an mop\n aboUt yer /UsUs dy\n, \nstead o throW\n a party((

AG: Oh, I DONT WANT A FUCKING PARTY

AG: Oh, WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF PARTY IS ME AND A CORPSE?

CC: ))ye coU/d \nV\te yer /\tt/e c/\ffdog fr\ends, and ye coU/d a// dance an be merry((

AG: Oh, youre so stupId

AG: Oh, clIffdogs dont just hang around

CC: ))that \mage? adorab/e by the Way((

AG: Oh, what Image?

CC: ))yoU an yer c/\ffdogs danc\n aroUnd, an yer dead /UsUs's got h\s party hat on((

AG: Oh, thats the most morbId pIece of shIt Ive heard for a whIle

CC: ))morb\dorab/e((

AG: Oh, DONT YOU START COMBINING WORDS

CC: ))Why not?((

AG: Oh, because fuck you

AG: Oh, thats why

CC: ))an then after the danc\n, ye coU/d a// eat h\m((

AG: Oh, >:l

CC: ))not the party hat thoUgh, \ WoU/dnt sUggest \t((

AG: Oh, go fuck yourself

CC: ))do ye rea//y Want me t' start do\n that at a t\me /\ke th\s?((

AG: Oh, ugh

AG: Oh, youre dIsgustIng

AG: Oh, youre makIng MY thInkpan ache

CC: ))ey, \'m jUst troW\n oUt \deas o What yoU co/U/d be do\n Wh\/e Wa\t\n for the game to start((

AG: Oh, no

AG: Oh, just enough

CC: ))What's Up W\th yoU?((

CC: ))Why are yoU so dead a// of a sUdden?((

AG: Oh, Im not

CC: ))yoU Whent from B/ARG B/ARG CAPS/OCK to sadness((

CC: ))*Went((

AG: Oh, I am not sad

CC: ))rea//y? rea//y noW? becaUse yoU seem sad((

AG: Oh, do I?

CC: ))yes. ((

AG: Oh, Is that so?

CC: ))yes, \t \s so.((

AG: Oh, well then

AG: Oh, I wonder

CC: ))yoU Wonder?((

AG: Oh, I wonder If I am sad

AG: Oh, I dont feel sad

CC: ))nUmb be a type o sad((

AG: Oh, Its not that

AG: Oh, I know what that feels lIke

CC: ))then What do yoU th\nk \t \s?((

AG: Oh, I dont know

AG: Oh, maybe I shouldnt have gone down there

CC: ))What d\d ye see?((

AG: Oh, I-- nothIng

CC: ))ye d\dnt see anyth\ng? then What Was the prob/em?((

AG: Oh, nevermInd

AG: Oh, there was no problem

CC: ))yer /y\n oUt yer WastechUte r\ght noW((

AG: Oh, am I?

CC: ))bUt \ get \t. ye dont Want to ta/k to me aboUt \t becaUse \t m\ght make me p\ty ye, r\ght?((

AG: Oh, exactly

AG: Oh, that Is exactly rIght

CC: ))\'d ta/k to yer ra\/ \f ye can get aho/d o her qU\ck /\ke then((

AG: Oh, I cannot do that

CC: ))she's not on?((

AG: Oh, no

CC: ))or for other reasons((

AG: Oh, what?

CC: ))Why can't ye ta/k to yer mo\ra\/? that's What they're for((

AG: Oh, she Isnt around

AG: Oh, besIdes

AG: Oh, there Isnt anythIng wrong

CC: ))yeah, there \s. an WhateVer \t \s ye don't Want t' be shar\n \t W\th me. ye shoU/d ta/k to her WheneVer she's aroUnd next.((

AG: Oh, Im fIne

AG: Oh, you dont know what youre talkIng about

CC: ))then ta/k aboUt hoW "f\ne" ye arr. regard/ess ye need to be jamm\n fee/\ns W\th yer mo\ra\/.((

AG: Oh, talk about how fIne I am?

AG: Oh, I am just fIne

AG: Oh, what do you MEan?

CC: ))What's the po\nt o haV\n a mo\ra\/ \f ye arrn't jamm\n fee/\ns W\th them?((

AG: Oh, I do not have any feelIngs to jam about

CC: ))\ ta/k to mok\na as often as \ can jUst to see \f she's need\n sUpport((

CC: ))an that's a /\e((

CC: ))eVeryone has fee/\ns((

CC: ))eVen me boat((

CC: ))>:)((

AG: Oh, well RoIvas hasnt been around eIther way

CC: ))ree/y noW? that's a shame.((

AG: Oh, yes really

CC: ))\ Wonder What's been keep\ng her. \t's not r\ght for a mo\ra\/ to /eaVe the\r mate hang\ng((

AG: Oh, I dont know

AG: Oh, but It makes no dIfference

AG: Oh, I need to go

CC: ))okay. try to ta/k to her \f she eVer gets on((

AG: Oh, yes yes

AG: Oh, goodbye

CC: ))bye((

-- concupiscentCyclone [CC] ceased pestering abducentGilderoy [AG] at 03:43 --

[sgrub42]

Kargan is Grumpy and Altond Tries to Help Figure His Hate Out

-- graciousCodebeast [GC] began pestering concupiscentCyclone [CC] at 22:25 --

GC: yes, he110, h1

GC: qu1ck

GC: 1 am g01ng t0 eat a bucket 0f s11me

GC: g00d 1dea yes / yes?

CC: ))Ummmm, not rea//y((

GC: n0 t00 1ate 1 am g01ng t0 d0 th1s

CC: ))Why?((

GC: h0w e1se can 1 dea1 w1th h1m

GC: g0d fuck1ng damm1t

GC: nu11us 1s s0

GC: sjfkdsgj

CC: ))are We ta/k\ng aboUt nU//Us?((

CC: ))oh((

CC: ))okay, \ sea Were yoUre com\ng from((

CC: ))Whats he do\ng noW?((

GC: tr011ng me

GC: tr0111ng

GC: g0g damm1t

GC: he jsut w111 n0t 1eave me a10ne

GC: 100k.. 1 have the bucket here, fu11 0f s11me

GC: 1 c0u1d just eat 1t a11

GC: and f0rget

GC: but y0u w111 n0t 1et me

CC: ))Why WoU/d yoU eat oUt of a bUcket?((

CC: ))\s that hoW messed Up nU//Us has got yoU?((

GC: because 1t 1s the 0n1y th1ng that can h01d th1s much s11me

GC: what?

GC: what are y0u even say1ng?

GC: are y0u 1mp1y1ng that 1 ass0c1ate nu11us w1th pa111ng?

GC: pa1111ng

GC: fuck my qu1rk 1s 0ff and my spe111ng 1s 0ff

CC: ))yoU m\ght, \'m jUst say\ng.((

CC: ))the bUcket th\ng \s a b\t scetchy((

CC: ))*sketchy((

GC: 0k y0u are a1m0st as bad as he 1s

CC: ))>:| jUst stat\ng the obV\oUs here((

GC: 0k n0

GC: 100k m1ster quadrant master

GC: y0u are s0 wr0ng

GC: y0u are s0fa k1ng wr0ng

GC: 1t 1s n0t even funny anym0re

GC: can y0u p1ease c0me back and f0cus

GC: and he1p me 0ut here

GC: because 1 am th1s c10se t0 a rea1 menta1 breakd0wn

CC: ))What can \ do? \ cant make h\m stop tro//\ng yoU.((

GC: s0 get 0ut 0f y0ur fantasy rea1m where nu11us and 1 are hatesn0gg1ng, because that sh1t w111 n0t ever happen

CC: ))yoU coU/d jUst moVe aWay from the compUter((

GC: 1 am 1n an empty h0use

CC: ))so?((

GC: there 1s a t1ny fr1gg1n rec0pap0d th1ng

GC: 0k what 0n earth

GC: (( *a1tern1a ))

GC: sh0u1d 1 fr1gg1n d0

CC: ))tUrn off yoUr compUter, do yoUr robot th\ng and take some deep breaths.((

CC: ))or WhateVer \t \s that yoU do When yoU aren't on/\ne.((

GC: we11... 1 have n0 m0re grubch1ps 0r parts rea11y :\

GC: 0k f1ne

GC: whatever

GC: 1 guess 1 w111 just 11e t0 h1m m0re

CC: ))chUgg\ng s/\me \snt go\ng to make \t better((

GC: 0h

GC: my

GC: g0g

CC: ))What?((

GC: n0th1ng

GC: 1 just

GC: b1uh

GC: b1uh b1uh b1uh

GC: why d1d he have t0 be fated w1th us?

CC: ))take \t Up W\th astrUm's tW\nk/y fr\ends((

GC: fuck that n01se

CC: ))they're the ones pU//\ng the str\ngs apparent/y((

GC: sh1t maybe they are my k1smes1s

CC: ))betWeen astrUm's f/Used deVot\on to them and yoU k\smet\c hatred of them, the stars are a/ready ha/fWay to ach\eV\ng tro// serend\p\ty. ((

GC: 1 d1d n0t say...

GC: 0k n0w y0u are just try1ng t0 aggrevate me

CC: ))yoUre jUst \n an aggr\Vatab/e mood. \m be\ng me here.((

GC: :/

GC: maybe

GC: s0rry

GC: y0u kn0w 1 d0 n0t mean 1t

GC: 1 11ke y0u rea11y

CC: ))yeah yeah :\((

CC: ))\m jUst try\ng to make /\ght of th\ngs. and keep yoU from oVerdos\ng on s/\me.((

GC: 0k we11 y0u are d01ng a p00r j0b

GC: 1 am a1ready severa1 m0uthfu11s 1n

CC: ))rea//y? yoU coU/dnt jUst get off/\ne and do someth\ng e/se? yoU knoW by do\ng that yoU're /ett\ng h\m W\n.((

GC: w0w 1 expected y0u t0 f11p 0ut

GC: n0 the s11me 1s just here

GC: 1 have n0t had any

CC: ))\m too emot\ona//y exhaUsted to f/\p oUt oVer anyth\ng, short of someone dy\ng. :/((

GC: ...

GC: 1 just t01d tw0 tr011s

GC: that 1 hate them

GC: at the same t1me

CC: ))...okay? are yoU try\ng to get \nto a qUadrant W\th one of them or What?((

GC: n0

GC: fuck

GC: just

CC: ))okay, \f the ansWer \s no then Why shoU/d \t matter?((

GC: yes

GC: yes

GC: yes

GC: yes

GC: yes

GC: yes

GC: FUCK YES

CC: ))???((

GC: he st0pped

CC: ))and \t /ooks /\ke yoU f\n\shed.((

GC: pard0n?

CC: ))another joke that W\// probab/y on/y p\ss yoU off more :/((

GC: 0h

GC: hahaa

GC: 1 get 1t n0w

GC: 1mp1y1ng he was hatefuck1ng me

GC: fuck1ng z1ng

GC: but n0, 1 d0 n0t th1nk 1 f111 pa11s w1th br1ght green

CC: ))yoU don't th\nk? /\ke yoU're not sUre??((

GC: 0h n0, 1 am sure

CC: ))good, becaUse \f yoU d\dn't, We//...at /east \t WoU/d exp/a\n the grey text((

GC: hmmm?

CC: ))/\ke \f yoU d\dn't knoW, \t'd jUst be /\ke "Whe/p, m\ght as We// type \n grey"((

GC: g0d damm1t

GC: what 1s 1t w1th y0u a11 t0day

GC: FUCK1NG 1EAVE MY CH01CE 0F TEXT A10NE

GC: 1T D0ES N0T MEAN SH1T A11

GC: fuck

CC: ))yoU okay man?((

GC: n0

CC: ))...do yoU Want to ta/k aboUt \t?((

GC: s0rt 0f maybe

GC: yes

CC: ))so What's the dea/\o? ...that's a th\ng that /andWe//ers say, r\ght?((

GC: hahaa maybe?

GC: we11 1 guess

GC: 1 have n0t rea11y hated anyth1ng 1n s0 10ng

GC: 1 am w0rr1ed that my b0dy 1s adjust1ng p00r1y

GC: t0 d1s11k1ng s0meth1ng

CC: ))adjUs\tng poor/y oW? /\ke yoU're \n actUa/ pa\n or someth\ng?((

GC: just

GC: f11pp1ng 0ut 1 guess?

CC: ))We// that's part of be\ng yoUng and \n the heat of these strong emot\ons. yoUr body \s go\ng to f/\p a /\tt/e.((

GC: wh0 1s y0ur k1smes1s?

CC: ))g\oxyx((

GC: 0h thank g0d

CC: ))Why?((

GC: we11 he 1s s0 sh0rt and mean t0 me

GC: as 1s 1 have n0 1dea h0w t0 react t0 tw0 tr011s be1ng sh0rt and mean w1th me

GC: wh0 m1ght want t0 hatesn0g

CC: ))trUst me, he's saV\ng a// those de/\c\oUs hatesnogs for me. >;) He's jUst a Weeeee b\t ant\soc\a/.((

GC: g00d

CC: ))and by Weeeeee b\t, \ mean he hasnt seen c\V\/\zat\on \n eVer and \s pretty mUch soc\a//y and emot\ona//y cha//enged.((

GC: wa1t what

GC: n0 y0u are m1ss1ng the p01nt, 1 th0ught th1s ta1k was t0 be ab0ut me

CC: ))ah, yes. carry on then.((

GC: 0k yes

GC: what d0es 1t mean

GC: 1f the 0ther tr011 100ks f0rward

GC: t0 caus1ng me d1sp1easure and ann0yance

CC: ))\t means they hate yoU, and enjoy see\ng yoU r\/ed Up((

GC: 0k... and... that 1s 1t

GC: 1t 1s pure1y p1at0n1c

GC: yeah?

CC: ))maybe, maybe not((

GC: ...

-- graciousCodebeast [GC] draws in a deep breath and slowly breathes out --

CC: ))\ \mag\ne \f \t Was p/aton\c, they'd WoU/dnt be ta/k\n to yoU at a//((

GC: g00d

GC: g0g

GC: 0k we11 maybe

GC: but then future them sa1d s0meth1ng ab0ut n0t hat1ng me at my p01nt 1n t1me

GC: but that was a 11tt1e b1t ag0

GC: what d0es that mean?

GC: 1 mean, future them sh0uted and cursed a 10t at me

CC: ))mother of pear/, are We ta/k\ng aboUt memo shenan\gans aga\n?((

GC: n0...

GC: just...

CC: ))no?((

GC: fuck mem0s and t1me

CC: ))yoU knoW What \ do When dea/\ng W\th t\me bUs\ness?((

GC: n0, what

CC: ))\ take the \nfo that's \mmed\ate/y re/eVant to me, an forget the rest((

GC: hmmm

GC: that 1s

GC: n1ce

GC: but h0w d0 1 kn0w 1f the future them hat1ng me 1s 1mmed1ate1y re1evant?

CC: ))the \mmed\ate/y re/eVant part \s they dont hate yoU noW((

GC: but they have n0w sa1d that they d0 hate me

CC: ))then yoU dea/ W\th that and b/oW off WhateVer fUtUre them Was say\ng((

GC: um... but h0w d0 1 dea1 w1th 1t

CC: ))yoU try to f\gUre yoUr fee/\ngs oUt and commUn\cate W\th them. yoU haVe to both knoW What yoU Want from the re/at\onsh\p((

GC: but c0mmun1cat1ng w1th them

GC: are a pa1n 1n the th1nkpan

GC: 1s

GC: see

GC: s1ht

GC: 0k n0 ca1m1ng s0rt 0f

GC: 0k

CC: ))\ knoW, bUt \t has to be done((

GC: 0k

GC: 1 w111 try

GC: thank y0u a1t0nd

CC: ))yoUr We/come((

-- graciousCodebeast [GC] sighs --

GC: g00d bye f0r n0w

CC: ))bye, hope \t Works oUt for yoU((

-- graciousCodebeast [GC] ceased pestering concupiscentCyclone [CC] at 01:16 --

[sgrub42]

Nullus seriously needs therapy, and he seeks it from Altond

-- temperamentalAutocrat [TA] began trolling concupiscentCyclone [CC] at 01:59 --

[01:59] TA: Ǝ—- ALTOND

[01:59] CC: ))What.((

[02:00] TA: Ǝ—- I NƎƎD YOUR ADVICƎ

[02:00] CC: ))f\n((

[02:00] CC: ))go for \t((

[02:01] TA: Ǝ—- YOU UNDƎRSTAND FƎƎLINGS

[02:01] TA: Ǝ—- HOW CAN I STOP THƎM FROM HAPPƎNING

[02:02] CC: ))here's What yoU do((

[02:02] CC: ))yoU take a sharp object((

[02:02] CC: ))an cU// yoUrse/f((

[02:02] CC: ))prob/em so/Ved((

[02:02] TA: Ǝ—- I CONSIDƎRƎD IT BUT THƎN I RƎMƎMBƎRƎD THAT I CAN'T ACTUALLY DO IT

[02:03] TA: Ǝ—- BƎCAUSƎ OF FUCKING PRƎDƎSTINY

[02:03] TA: Ǝ—- I AM SƎRIOUS ALTOND

[02:03] TA: Ǝ—- YOU WANT MƎ TO BƎG?

[02:03] CC: ))mak\ng fee/\ngs not happen \s not eVen remote/y my area of expert\se((

[02:04] TA: Ǝ—- WƎLL SHIT

[02:04] TA: Ǝ—- AND HƎRƎ I THOUGHT YOU UNDƎRSTOOD ƎMOTIONS

[02:04] CC: ))\ can te// yoU hoW to dea/ W\th them, re/at\osh\pW\se((

[02:04] CC: ))they dont eVer jUst go aWay((

[02:04] TA: Ǝ—- CAN YOU DO THAT FOR NON-ROMANTIC RƎLATIONSHIP THINGS

[02:04] TA: Ǝ—- YOU KNOW I HATƎ ƎVƎRYTHING

[02:04] CC: ))depends. descr\be yer s\tUat\on((

[02:04] TA: Ǝ—- AND I DO MƎAN ƎVƎRYTHING

[02:04] TA: Ǝ—- I WANT TO STOP HATING ƎVƎRYTHING

[02:05] TA: Ǝ—- I... DON'T KNOW HOW ƎLSƎ TO SAY IT

[02:05] TA: Ǝ—- I'M IN A RƎALLY BAD WAY, ALTOND AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT ƎLSƎ TO DO

[02:05] CC: ))haVe yoU tr\ed act\Ve/y /ook\ng on the pos\t\Ve s\de of th\ngs?((

[02:05] CC: ))maybe haV\ng some p\ty?((

[02:06] TA: Ǝ—- HOW CAN I

[02:06] TA: Ǝ—- I HAVƎN'T FƎLT POSITIVƎ ABOUT ANYTHING SINCƎ I BROKƎ THINGS OFF WITH AƎGRUS

[02:06] TA: Ǝ—- AND NOW THIS GAMƎ THROWS HƎR RIGHT BACK INTO MY LIFƎ

[02:07] TA: Ǝ—- I CAN'T TAKƎ THIS SHIT

-- temperamentalAutocrat [TA] changed their mood to DETESTFUL --

[02:07] CC: ))We//, there's a start. yoU fe/t pos\t\Ve/y When aegrUs Was \n yoUr /\fe, yes?((

[02:07] TA: Ǝ—- I SURƎ DID

[02:08] CC: ))and What changed that?((

[02:08] TA: Ǝ—- ALTOND, YOU'VƎ BƎƎN JUDGƎD BY YOUR POSITION ON THƎ HƎMOSPƎCTRUM, RIGHT?

[02:08] CC: ))yes((

[02:08] TA: Ǝ—- OKAY

[02:09] TA: Ǝ—- SO IMAGINƎ BƎING THƎ HƎIR TO HIS IMPƎRIAL CONDƎSCƎNSION

[02:09] TA: Ǝ—- I DON'T THINK I CAN HONƎSTLY RƎMƎMBƎR ANYONƎ LOOKING AT MƎ WITH ANYTHING BUT CONTƎMPT OR FƎAR

[02:09] TA: Ǝ—- HAVING AƎGRUS MADƎ THINGS OKAY, FOR A WHILƎ

[02:10] TA: Ǝ—- ... SHIT, ALTOND, I JUST CAN'T

[02:10] TA: Ǝ—- DO I HAVƎ TO KƎƎP TALKING?

[02:11] CC: ))yeah, go on((

[02:11] TA: Ǝ—- FINƎ

[02:11] CC: ))What happened next?((

[02:12] TA: Ǝ—- I JUST... COULDN'T TAKƎ WHAT THƎY SAID, I GUƎSS

[02:12] CC: ))they?((

[02:12] TA: Ǝ—- THƎ OTHƎR MƎMBƎRS OF THƎ COURT

[02:12] TA: Ǝ—- THƎRƎ WAS AN ƎSPƎCIALLY BITCHY ONƎ WHO JUST KƎPT NAGGING AT MƎ

[02:12] TA: Ǝ—- SHƎ WAS KIND OF CRƎƎPY. I CAUGHT HƎR SNIFFING MY HAIR ONCƎ

[02:12] TA: Ǝ—- ANYWAY... NONƎ OF THƎM COULD HONƎSTLY THINK

[02:13] TA: Ǝ—- "WƎLL HƎY, MAYBƎ HƎ DOƎSN'T ACTUALLY GIVƎ A FUCK ABOUT HALF OF THƎ STUFF HIS IMPƎRIAL CONDƎSCƎNSION DID"

[02:13] TA: Ǝ—- I'M NOT A MONSTƎR, ALTOND

[02:13] TA: Ǝ—- OR AT LƎAST I WASN'T ALWAYS

[02:14] CC: ))What changed, nU//Us?((

[02:15] TA: Ǝ—- I DID

[02:15] TA: Ǝ—- I MADƎ MYSƎLF INTO THƎIR WORST NIGHTMARƎ

[02:15] TA: Ǝ—- IT WAS A BAD IDƎA, BUT... NOW I CAN'T STOP

[02:15] CC: ))What d\d the other members of the coUrt say?((

[02:16] TA: Ǝ—- YOU MƎAN SPƎCIFICALLY?

[02:16] CC: ))yeah, aboUt yoU, and yoUr re/at\onsh\p W\th aegrUs((

[02:16] TA: Ǝ—- "YOU CAN'T BƎ FRIƎNDS WITH LAND DWƎLLƎRS. THƎY'RƎ DIRTY AND SMƎLLY"

[02:16] TA: Ǝ—- "A YƎLLOW BLOOD? HOW GROTƎSQUƎ"

[02:16] TA: Ǝ—- "YOU SHOULD STOP LƎADING HƎR ON. SHƎ'LL THINK SHƎ'S ACTUALLY WORTH SOMƎTHING"

[02:16] TA: Ǝ—- I COULDN'T TAKƎ IT

[02:16] TA: Ǝ—- I CAN'T TAKƎ IT

[02:17] CC: ))and here comes the pos\t\Ve s\de, ready for \t?((

[02:17] TA: Ǝ—- I'M NOT SURƎ I AM

[02:17] TA: Ǝ—- BUT OKAY

[02:17] CC: ))What they sa\d doesnt matter, becaUse they'// a// be dead tomorroW((

[02:18] TA: Ǝ—- I'D BƎ LYING IF I SAID I DIDN'T CULL HALF OF THƎM

[02:18] CC: ))and yoU and aegrUs W\// be a/\Ve((

[02:18] TA: Ǝ—- I GUƎSS SO

[02:18] TA: Ǝ—- ALTOND

[02:18] TA: Ǝ—- I HAVƎ ANOTHƎR QUƎSTION

[02:18] CC: ))yeah?((

[02:18] TA: Ǝ—- WHY ARƎ YOU BƎING SO NICƎ TO MƎ?

[02:18] TA: Ǝ—- I THRƎATƎNƎD TO KILL YOUR MOIRAIL

[02:19] TA: Ǝ—- AND I KNOW HOW MUCH SHƎ PROBABLY MƎANS TO YOU

[02:20] CC: ))\'m not sUre((

[02:20] CC: ))\ gUess becaUse by com\ng to me for he/p yoU'Ve made yoUrse/f /ess hatab/e, and \ gUess more p\t\ab/e((

[02:21] TA: Ǝ—- OH GRƎAT

[02:21] TA: Ǝ—- JUST... PLƎASƎ. CAN IT BƎ PLATONIC PITY

[02:21] CC: ))yes((

[02:21] TA: Ǝ—- THANK YOU

[02:21] TA: Ǝ—- I MƎAN... I DON'T THINK I COULD HANDLƎ A QUADRANT

[02:21] TA: Ǝ—- I BROKƎ MYSƎLF

[02:22] CC: ))Wat yoU need \s a mo\ra\/ Who can pUt yoU back together. \ dont necessar\/y mean aegrUs, bUt yoU m\ght cons\der \t.((

[02:22] TA: Ǝ—- I DID SPƎAK WITH HƎR ƎARLIƎR

[02:22] TA: Ǝ—- I UNDƎRSTAND WHY SHƎ TRIƎD TO HIDƎ FROM MƎ, BUT THAT STILL HURTS, TOO

[02:22] CC: ))maybe te// her the th\ngs yoU to/d me((

[02:23] TA: Ǝ—- I... I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN, ALTOND

[02:23] CC: ))yoU broke her d\amond, nU//Us((

[02:23] TA: Ǝ—- I BROKƎ MY OWN DIAMOND, TOO

[02:24] TA: Ǝ—- SHIT, ALTOND

[02:24] CC: ))yoU soU/d, or e/se she// neVer rea//y knoW Why yoU broke Up W\th her((

[02:24] CC: ))*shoU/d((

[02:24] TA: Ǝ—- I KNOW

[02:24] TA: Ǝ—- I JUST... HATƎ WHAT I DID

[02:25] TA: Ǝ—- WHAT I BƎCAMƎ

[02:25] TA: Ǝ—- I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIX IT

[02:26] CC: ))yoU can start by commUn\cat\ng((

[02:26] TA: Ǝ—- ARƎ YOU KIDDING?

[02:26] TA: Ǝ—- I CAN'T LƎT THƎM KNOW WHAT A MƎSS I AM

[02:26] TA: Ǝ—- THƎ OTHƎRS

[02:26] CC: ))\m not sUre yoU can hand/e th\s a/one((

[02:27] TA: Ǝ—- AND YOU'D BƎ RIGHT

[02:27] TA: Ǝ—- I JUST... I DON'T WANT THƎIR PITY

[02:27] TA: Ǝ—- TRUTHFULLY, I DON'T ƎVƎN RƎALLY WANT YOURS

[02:28] TA: Ǝ—- BUT I RƎALLY CAN'T DO THIS ALONƎ

[02:28] CC: ))ta/k to aegrUs. at /east do that. and be honest W\th her.((

[02:28] TA: Ǝ—- I DID SPƎAK WITH HƎR A BIT... I JUST... CAN'T RIGHT NOW

[02:29] TA: Ǝ—- SHƎ'S MOVƎD ON

[02:29] CC: ))maybe not r\ght noW, bUt yoU shoU/d soon((

[02:29] TA: Ǝ—- AND I'M ƎXACTLY WHƎRƎ I'VƎ BƎƎN ƎVƎR SINCƎ I BROKƎ HƎR DIAMOND

[02:29] TA: Ǝ—- HOLY SHIT

[02:29] CC: ))does she haVe a mo\ra\/?((

[02:29] TA: Ǝ—- PLƎASƎ MAKƎ MƎ SHUT UP

[02:29] TA: Ǝ—- I DON'T KNOW

[02:30] TA: Ǝ—- I DON'T FƎƎL LIKƎ I CAN JUST SAY "HƎY, I HURT YOU PRƎTTY BADLY, LƎT'S PICK UP WHƎRƎ WƎ LƎFT OFF"

[02:31] CC: ))then dont say that((

[02:31] CC: ))say "hey \ hUrt yoU pretty bad/y, and yoU haVe a r\ght to knoW Why"((

[02:31] TA: Ǝ—- I DID TƎLL HƎR A BIT... I THINK

[02:31] TA: Ǝ—- I HONƎSTLY DON'T FORGƎT

[02:31] TA: Ǝ—- I WAS SO RƎLIƎVƎD THAT SHƎ WASN'T ACTUALLY GOING TO DIƎ THAT ƎVƎRYTHING'S BƎƎN A BLUR

[02:32] TA: Ǝ—- ... RƎMƎMBƎR. I DON'T RƎMƎMBƎR

[02:34] CC: ))\ can Understand \f yoU don't fee/ Up to \t, bUt \t's gotta happen \f yoU're eVer go\ng to moVe on((

[02:34] TA: Ǝ—- WƎLL, I DID TƎLL HƎR

[02:34] TA: Ǝ—- I GUƎSS NOT AS SPƎCIFICALLY

[02:34] CC: ))yoU need to get spec\f\c((

[02:35] CC: ))somet\mes ha/f a trUth \s Worse than a /\e((

[02:35] TA: Ǝ—- ... you'rƎ right

[02:35] TA: Ǝ—- i ƎvƎn turnƎd off thƎ all caps

[02:36] TA: Ǝ—- i'm donƎ yƎlling

[02:36] CC: ))okay, good((

[02:37] CC: ))yoU th\nk yoU can hand/e the rest?((

[02:37] TA: Ǝ—- i hopƎ so

[02:38] TA: Ǝ—- altond

[02:38] CC: ))yeah?((

[02:38] TA: Ǝ—- thank you for ƎvƎrything

[02:38] CC: ))yoU're We/come((

[02:38] TA: Ǝ—- i'm sorry i was such an assholƎ

[02:38] CC: ))happens to a// of Us at some po\nt((

[02:38] CC: ))We're tro//s((

[02:38] TA: Ǝ—- not likƎ mƎ it doƎsn't

[02:38] TA: Ǝ—- no onƎ fucks up likƎ i did

[02:39] CC: ))bUt yoU're go\ng to make th\ngs better, r\ght?((

[02:39] TA: Ǝ—- i want to... so much

[02:39] TA: Ǝ—- oh. just don't tƎll anyonƎ bƎforƎ i do, i guƎss

[02:40] CC: ))\ Wont((

[02:40] TA: Ǝ—- i'll liƎ if you tƎll anyonƎ i camƎ crying to you

[02:40] CC: ))not go\ng to te//, \m not that k\nd of tro//((

[02:40] TA: Ǝ—- altond

[02:40] CC: ))yes?((

[02:41] TA: Ǝ—- would you mind if i sƎnt you onƎ of thosƎ stupid Ǝhugs?

[02:41] TA: Ǝ—- becausƎ i rƎally could usƎ a hug right now

[02:41] CC: ))okay((

[02:41] -- concupiscentCyclone [CC] hugs --

[02:42] -- temperamentalAutocrat [TA] hugs back --

[02:43] TA: Ǝ—- is it gƎtting too much likƎ a pity party if i say i wish that hug wƎrƎ rƎƎl?

[02:43] CC: ))nah, We a// Want hUgs somet\mes((

[02:43] CC: ))no b\gg\e((

[02:44] CC: ))\t's Why \m here on mok\na's \s/and noW((

[02:44] TA: Ǝ—- you'rƎ with mokina right now?

[02:44] CC: ))Wa\t\ng on her beach, yeah((

[02:44] TA: Ǝ—- oh

[02:45] TA: Ǝ—- wƎll... lƎt hƎr know that i don't actually think shƎ's disgusting

[02:45] TA: Ǝ—- i guƎss

[02:45] CC: ))okay, \ W\//((

[02:46] CC: ))\'// ta/k to yoU /ater, nU//Us((

[02:46] TA: Ǝ—- okay

[02:46] TA: Ǝ—- and thank you

[02:46] CC: ))bye((

[02:46] TA: Ǝ—- byƎ

[02:46] CC: ))yoUre We/come((

-- concupiscentCyclone [CC] gave up trolling temperamentalAutocrat [TA] at 02:46 --

[sgrub42]

Kargan and Altond Talk About Nullus

-- graciousCodebeast [GC] began pestering concupiscentCyclone [CC] at 02:40 --

[02:40] GC: 0k n0 11sten

[02:40] GC: y0u kn0w h0w y0u are supp0sed t0 br1ng the 0ther seadwe11er 1n?

[02:40] CC: ))\ thoUght he's sUpposed to br\ng me \n?((

[02:40] CC: ))\m sUpposed to br\ng k\ndra \n((

[02:41] GC: n0 the 0rder...

[02:41] GC: fuck b1uh

[02:41] GC: y0u m1s1tnrepretted the arr0w

[02:41] GC: 0k 1100k

[02:41] GC: w0u1d 1t be s0 terr1b1e

[02:41] GC: 1f he d1d n0t enter the game?

[02:42] CC: ))not rea//y. bUt \ assUme astrUm WoU/d be p\ssed \f We threW a Wrench \n h\s star-dest\ned sh\t.((

[02:43] GC: man fuck that n0nsense

[02:43] GC: we can d0 th1s w1th 11 tr011s can we n0t?

[02:45] CC: ))\m not sUre that We can. astrUm sa\d 12, and that We a// haVe to enter the game. after that \ts open season.((

[02:45] CC: ))and \m pretty sUre nU//Us \s my serVer, not the other Way aroUnd((

-- graciousCodebeast [GC] changed their mood to DISCONTENT --

[02:46] CC: ))\ts go\ng to sUck eggs((

[02:47] GC: 1 am CT's server though

[02:47] GC: wa1t yeah fuck

[02:47] GC: g0d damn

[02:47] GC: ta1k1ng t0 th1s pr1ck 1s ru1n1ng my th1nkpan

[02:48] CC: ))yeah, he had that effect on me too((

[02:48] GC: th1s 1s unbearab1e

[02:48] CC: ))\m not sUre \f he Was try\ng to b/ack romance me or What, bUt \t Was aWkWard((

[02:49] GC: 1 th1nk that he 1s just 11ke that n0rma11y

[02:51] CC: ))hoW do yoU eVen get /\ke that?((

[02:51] GC: 1 have f1gured 0ut h0w t0 ann0y h1m

[02:51] GC: pretend t0 want t0 pa11 h1m

[02:51] CC: ))yay :D((

[02:51] CC: ))Wa\t((

[02:51] CC: ))eW no((

[02:52] GC: n0 see

[02:52] GC: y0u pretend

[02:52] GC: and 1t dr1ves h1m s0 far up the wa11

[02:52] GC: he f11ps the fuck 0ut

[02:53] CC: ))\ dont th\nk \d Want to r\sk h\m try\ng to take me Up on that((

[02:53] CC: ))oUr /ast conVo Was creepy enoUgh((

[02:53] GC: meh w0rks f0r me

[02:53] GC: by the by

[02:53] GC: we need t0 cut h1s ha1r

[02:54] GC: that w111 rea11y make h1m f11p 0ut

[02:55] CC: ))oh cod yes, he needs a ha\rcUt. /\ke What \s that eVen on top of h\s head \t /ooks /\ke a sqU\d that \nked on \tse/f. stUp\d octopUs-headed motherfUcker.((

[02:56] GC: 0h yeah? sh1t 1 have n0t seen h1m

[02:56] GC: but he w111 n0t shut the fuck up ab0ut h1s ha1r

[02:56] GC: g0d damn

[02:57] CC: ))my ex had a sta/ker\sh hate shr\ne to h\m.((

[02:57] CC: ))she had p\cs of h\m a// oVer that room((

[02:57] GC: ex?

[02:57] CC: ))ex matespr\t((

[02:58] GC: 0h...

[02:58] GC: 1 am s0rry t0 hear that?

[02:58] GC: are y0u n0t a b1t uh... y0ung?

[02:59] CC: ))aye, bUt \ Was yoUng and \n /oVe((

[02:59] CC: ))these th\ngs happen((

[02:59] GC: heh... s0unds fa1r

[02:59] GC: s1gh

[03:02] CC: ))bUt yeah, that Wr\th\ng mass of ha\r he's got \s jUst...((

[03:03] CC: ))\t's s\//y \s What \t \s((

[03:03] GC: hehe th1s 1s s0 fun

[03:03] GC: teas1ng h1m

[03:04] GC: c0ns1der the tab1es f11pped ahaha

[03:04] CC: ))>xDD((

[03:05] GC: mmmm k1nd 0f cute the way he 1s s0 1nsecure

[03:05] CC: ))What's he say\ng?((

[03:05] GC: "[03:03] GC: THANK Y0U W1SE SEADWE11ER [03:03] GC: GU1DE MY HANDS [03:03] TA: Ǝ—- OH SHUT UP [03:03] TA: Ǝ—- I'LL GUIDƎ YOUR HANDS ALRIGHT [03:03] TA: Ǝ—- NO [03:03] TA: Ǝ—- NO I WON'T [03:03] TA: Ǝ—- STOP TRICKING MƎ"

[03:06] CC: ))oh my, that \s cUte((

[03:07] GC: "[03:06] TA: Ǝ—- YOU ARƎ THƎ FOULƎST THING I HAVƎ ƎVƎR MƎT"

[03:07] GC: w0w... 1 d0 n0t th1nk that any0ne has pa1d me such a c0mp1ement

[03:07] CC: ))\m gett\ng deja VU here >>^_^<<((

[03:07] CC: ))\ts a shame yoUre on/y pretend\ng((

[03:07] GC: D:

[03:07] GC: what

[03:08] GC: th1s 1s w0nderfu1

[03:09] GC: 11ke actua11y

[03:09] CC: ))onhonhon((

[03:09] CC: ))are yoU perhaps...not pretend\ng?((

[03:10] GC: ew

[03:10] GC: fuck1ng n0

[03:10] GC: gr0ss

[03:10] CC: ))drat((

[03:10] GC: why?

[03:11] GC: h0p1ng 1 w0u1d p1ug h1s quadrant?\

[03:11] CC: ))becaUse the tWo of yoU WoU/d actUa//y make cUte b/ackmates((

[03:11] CC: ))and yeah, that WoU/d be n\ce((

[03:12] GC: ew

[03:12] GC: ewewew

[03:12] GC: n0

[03:12] GC: ugh

[03:12] GC: we11

[03:12] GC: hmm

[03:12] GC: 1 guess 0ut 0f the twe1ve he 1s the 0n1y fr1enemy 1 d1s11ke

[03:12] GC: but b1uh

[03:12] GC: n0

[03:12] GC: he 1s s0

[03:12] GC: b100d1st

[03:12] GC: and 0ffens1ve

[03:12] GC: and du11

[03:12] GC: 1t 1s a11 ab0ut cu111ng w1th h1m

[03:12] GC: cu11 th1s cu11 that

[03:14] CC: ))yeah, and WoU/dnt \t be n\ce to take h\m doWn a feW pegs?((

[03:16] CC: ))that gU\de my hands /\ne Was go/d, thoUgh >xD((

[03:17] GC: ehehehe

[03:17] GC: n0 1 d0 n0t th1nk 1 have 1t 1n me t0 actua11y be a k1smeses

[03:18] CC: ))rea//y? Why not?((

[03:18] CC: ))yoU're do\ng a great job of pretend\ng((

[03:18] GC: a-a-awhat

[03:18] -- graciousCodebeast [GC] blushing --

[03:18] GC: yeah but that 1s d1fferent

[03:18] GC: 1 am just say1ng dumb stup1d sh1t t0 get a r1se 0ut 0f h1m

[03:18] CC: ))>:D((

[03:19] CC: ))an antagon\st after my oWn spade((

[03:19] GC: d0 n0t ang1e th0se br0ws at me y0ung man

[03:19] GC: aaaaaaa

[03:19] GC: n0 :x

[03:20] CC: ))hoW do yoU th\nk \ got g\o \nto my qUadrant?((

[03:20] GC: uhm...

[03:20] GC: uh...

[03:20] GC: h0nesty?

[03:21] CC: ))We// part that, and part jUst say\ng dUmb sh\t to get a r\se oUt of h\m >;D((

[03:24] GC: bluh...

[03:24] GC: really?

[03:24] GC: um... wow huh... but... no... you...

[03:24] GC: ok give me a moment to think, and breathe and uh...

[03:26] CC: ))take yoUr t\me >;)((

[03:30] CC: ))by the Way, no matter What yoU dec\de today, kargan <3< nU//Us \s go\ng on my sh\pp\ng sh\p ton\ght((

[03:30] GC: what 1s 0n y0ur sh1p w1th respects t0 kargan <3?

[03:31] CC: ))anUman? that's the /ady yoU Were Wax\n f/Ush for, r\ght?((

[03:36] CC: ))or haVe the p/ans changed? >;3((

[03:37] GC: the p1ans have uh

[03:37] GC: we11

[03:37] GC: they just are n0t as c1ear

[03:37] GC: as 1 w0u1d h0pe

[03:37] GC: st0p

[03:37] GC: w1nk1ng at me

[03:37] GC: 0h g0d

[03:37] GC: wa1t

[03:37] GC: what d0 y0u have f0r Kargan <> ?

[03:37] GC: and Kargan c3- ?

[03:38] CC: ))noth\n yet. d\dnt knoW yoU had any sU\tors after yoUr conc\//\atory qUadrants.((

[03:38] GC: we11111111111111

[03:38] GC: that 1s a st0ry

[03:38] GC: f0r an0ther t1me

[03:38] GC: frank1y y0ur w1nks are mak1ng me unc0mf0rab1e

[03:39] GC: 1 need t0 rest

[03:39] GC: and cry a 11tt1e

[03:39] GC: x0x0

[03:39] CC: ))sorry aboUt that((

-- graciousCodebeast [GC] ceased pestering concupiscentCyclone [CC] at 03:39 --