#alvrzem

[gdikadie-blog]

@alvrzem

“you ready, em?” kadie called into the apartment as she stood outside in the hallway. she tried to peer inside to maybe a catch a glimpse of what was taking the girl so long, but only heard her slightly frantic shuffling. but kadie had always been a patient person, so she simply glanced down at her own bags to distract herself. unzipping the bag, she tilted her head at the contents inside. “you think four pairs of underwear is enough?” she wondered loudly.

[farhcn-blog]

( ✉ → sms ) i used your pics to catfish someone, and since they bought me a laptop… you have a date with them tomorrow.

( ✉ → sms ) i used your pics to catfish someone, and since they bought me a laptop… you have a date with them tomorrow.

{ text: 02:16 pm } listen,,,, i’m offended???{ text: 02:16 pm } i always thot it was u and me agaisnt the world??{ text: 02:18 pm } i’m torn between writing nev a letter and letting u get away with this tbh{ text: 02:20 pm } i thot abt it and fine, i’ll do it{ text: 02:20 pm } BUT only if the laptop’s mine and if she’s hot{ text: 02:20 pm } otherwise, grow urself a god damn beard{ text: 02:20 pm } it’s prob what got them crawling back for more anyway{ text: 02:20 pm } it’s always the beard{ text: 02:21 pm } i don’t name it hanna and comb it daily for nothing

[emerssn-blog1]

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♠ any ‘weird’ characteristics on their body? one leg/arm longer than the other? 

this is pretty common, but emerson’s double jointed! he can do that thing with this thumbs - you know the thing. and for whatever reason, one foot of his is slightly bigger than the other. not enough that it affects his shoe size or anything but if you do take a closer look at his feet ( though i don’t know why one would ), you can tell !

♣ are their veins particularly visible when they’re angry/upset/sad?

his wrists, if he’s clenching his fists. very subtly the vein in his forehead is visible when he’s angry - which almost makes it hard to take him seriously. 

♥ do they have more muscles or more fat on their body?

though his muscle to fat ratio isn’t significantly different, his body is more on the muscular side. emerson’s not a huge fitness junkie but he does regularly go to the gym and… sort of tries to eat healthy. 

♦ any tattoos? where? what’s the story behind them?

yes ! super cheesy, but he has a tattoo in honor of his girlfriend that passed away / the mother of his child. it’s located on his lower right side, with her birthday in roman numerals. other than that, he hasn’t been able to commit to any other tattoos.

[thevillagehq-blog]

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