#always amusing

[kai-ni]

The funniest part of the store closing early on Sunday is the people that came up to the door after close and peer in like dipshits when it doesn't open asdkfjlsjfdf

[garrusvakarian2153]

I always knew Shepard was a funny person, And that's part of why I love her. I mean, look at her aim.

Garrus

[ruffboi-mags]

i think it’s telling what sort of not necessarily offensive but just exhausting shit i won’t put up with when I reblog a post that has a few comments by a few people that I disagree with about something fandomy, but one of the people up-thread is just kind of overly “ugh, you’re just SO wrong” at op-who-i-agree with so I go to block them just so I don’t have to directly interact with them ever bc they seem exhausting...

and i’ve already blocked them.

apparently this person really is as potentially-annoyingly-tiresome as I thought because i had already had this reaction to them before.

[wecanthavethat]

Tfw your uncle collected stamps (not rare ones, just whatever was released), and passed them to your dad after he died, and now your parents use them whenever so you get some scarves in a package with 25 stamps.

[signify-nothing]

My Creative Writing Teacher: If you’re writing a story about a guy’s first time seeing a prostitute in only seven pages, the first line has to be 'my father dropped me off at the front of the hotel with $100 in my pocket.'

Classmate: What kind of father does that?

My Creative Writing Teacher: I don’t know you well enough to tell you that story.

[gunwoojin]

cool-inary

[theysolvecrimes]

it's so funny every single time we give out a budget and explain 'you are paying for a team of five people to work for 8 hours with no breaks' they never have a problem with it but on filming day they are absolutely shocked that we actually work for eight hours no breaks

[arodrwho]

y'all ever wake up tfind an odd number of notes on a post u didn't even tag & glance at those notes & realize u can trace that back to like. 1 or 2 ppl