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Realms of Men 2026 | A Middle-Earth Monthly Calendar
February · Drúadan Forest surrounded the Beacon Hill Eilenach in north-eastern Gondor. It was home to the Drúedain, a folk of wild Men. Neighbouring peoples avoided it, believing the forest to be haunted.
Ellooo
In honor of a recent writing project can I request...
(spins wheel) Kalim
(throws a dart) Epel
Anddd (inserts a coin in a claw machine) Malleus...
How would they react if they were locked in a closet with the reader? (Canon! or optionally romance if you wanna)
"Oops, I guess we have to play 7 minutes in heaven~"
-Nigel
sorry for the wait!
Canon:
Kalim: sure! Come on, let's go to treasury already! Why? For the magic carpet, of course! We can't fly without a carpet. We're gonna play in the skies right? we can't play cards on a broom, silly. Should I bring my drums? Can we bring Jamil? Maybe we should invite Lilia too! And Cater!
(Yuu: slow down, Kalim)
Why? We only have seven minutes, Prefect. We got to hurry if we want to make it on time for the parade.
(Jamil:
Kalim, that's not-
never mind.)
Epel: Game on. "Seven minutes in heaven"? Is that a city game or sumthing?
Ahem. I mean, is that something you play often, Prefect? How exactly do we play?
K-kiss!?
I-I suppose I could do that, 's long as I can take the lead. Try not to smudge my foundation though, else Imma get an earful from Vil.
Malleus:
Seven minutes in heaven? Is that a new past-time for the children of man? I suppose I could give it a try. Go into that enclosed space? Alone? With you?
(Sebek: How dare you try to harm young master-)
*malleus gently pushes Sebek away*
It sounds like a very interesting human tradition. I shall partake in it.
(Sebek: But Waka-sama-
Lilia: quiet, Sebek. this is an event our dear Malleus shouldn't miss.
Silver: Father, what are-
Sebek, shouting and crying: LILIA-SAMA NOOOOO
Lilia, with a guitar: Can't you feel the love tonight~)
Annd he said cast your burdens upon me, those who are heavily laden. Come to me, and I will give you rest
I missed you on my feed!
I got worried when I didn't see you on my page on April 1st!
I couldn't boop you :(
Oh-
Am oki!!! I realized that I kinda missed the thingy so yeh
I’m back tho!! :D
POROS HAVE MOVED TO THE NEW HOME
POROS HAVE INTERNET! IS FIBER AND GREAT!
POROS HAVE NOT GOTTEN FOOD YET, BUT HAVE DONE THE HARD THINGS! ARE ALMOST DONE!
// just wanted to tell y’all, the bitch is back.
Hi m back! Got hit wif da disabled beam (health dtereoraetd) so no postz. Am bettr but still woers dan b4, dunt expeact much.
// Hi I’m back! Got hit with the disabled beam and my health deteriorated so I didn’t post much. I’m better but still worse than before, so don’t expect much.
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