Someone here, help me think of a way to explain to a friend who has only ever watched season 2.5 what the aculon dynasty is, because when I tried they just immediately said, “So… Sidefall is a clone.”
And I have never laughed this hard but I’m also sobbing because that’s my reaction when I saw the family tree for the first time.
Like ‘holy where the fuck did Sidefall come from’?
UPDATE:
Okay I just showed them the amazing document made by @cro-fiishy and Aureatic (https://docs.google.com/document/d/1fuUkM6TVklYg2Kz7BOw0SOKZfCYJZ2klk2ES0BSJ_pE/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.3g1owwpgeap4) and all they got from all that was... 'Solev barters in first-born childs now?' 'who the fuck is Spyder' 'since when was Turkey's line called November?' and 'WHO EXACTLY IS CYNIKKA'S PARENTS? HUH? TELL ME NOW! *aggressively shakes my shoulders*'
...I think this whole ordeal has made me even more confused, and all I want to say now is that I hope Raven's cat gets better...