MINECRAFT will be the death of me...

...Exactly what my name said I have no idea what half of the things in my life or my mind is. AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/ThatArcticFoxation

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

CONSPIRACY GLOBAL GROUP

basically I’ve been having this insane AU idea where all the state SMP characters were actors/idols/singers/superstars and part one is Nightmare Academy: Debut Dream (YES I KNOW THIS SOUNDS LIKE DREAM ACADEMY AND I DONT GIVE A SHIT) where a bunch of groups competed to debut

the group that debuted: The Conspiracy

Lead: Fluixon

Main Vocalists: Thomas5200, Fluixon

Visuals: Seraphim, Thomas5200, Sidefall (yes, I know Seraphim is a female)

Main Dancer: NewKids, HvyRotation

All Rounders: Snowbird, Gotoga

so one of my HC’s for this group is that they NEVER get accused of lip syncing, that’s because they sound so freaking ANGRY at the microphone 🥀 (Fluixon especially, he was called boring at the academy and made sure that shit never happened again)

TikTok titles that include clips of this: “WE CAN HEAR YOU FLUX! 🙏😭” “His poor, poor sound team”

another one of my hc’s is that since this is inspired by KATSEYE but KATSEYE has twerking and number one, I don’t think the original creators would be comfortable with that, even if it’s just in written choreography and number two, it wouldn’t really fit this vibe that I’m going for so instead they have insanely specific foot choreo, it’s so tiring and hard that they’re considered some of the best dancers in the Kpop (they do make Kpop but it’s mostly global) and Global industry

[idkhalfofthethingsinmylife]

5 foot tall man yelling at a microphone while glaring at the audience in an oversized jacket is just a scene that I cannot get out of my mind. Also HvyRotation without a shirt prancing around doing acrobatics on the stage...

ToT

[ephemeral-phosphorescence]

My partner and I were talking abt Sidefall and our conversation eventually came to this conclusion.

The StateSMP leaders are playing checkers

Fluxion is playing chess

Sidefall is playing 5D interdimensional chess

And Saparata, well he's playing minecraft

[idkhalfofthethingsinmylife]

Someone here, help me think of a way to explain to a friend who has only ever watched season 2.5 what the aculon dynasty is, because when I tried they just immediately said, “So… Sidefall is a clone.”

And I have never laughed this hard but I’m also sobbing because that’s my reaction when I saw the family tree for the first time.

Like ‘holy where the fuck did Sidefall come from’?

UPDATE:

Okay I just showed them the amazing document made by @cro-fiishy and Aureatic (https://docs.google.com/document/d/1fuUkM6TVklYg2Kz7BOw0SOKZfCYJZ2klk2ES0BSJ_pE/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.3g1owwpgeap4) and all they got from all that was... 'Solev barters in first-born childs now?' 'who the fuck is Spyder' 'since when was Turkey's line called November?' and 'WHO EXACTLY IS CYNIKKA'S PARENTS? HUH? TELL ME NOW! *aggressively shakes my shoulders*'

...I think this whole ordeal has made me even more confused, and all I want to say now is that I hope Raven's cat gets better...

[idkhalfofthethingsinmylife]

Watching 'Chained Life' and then realising...

IT'S SAPS AND FLUX OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH FLUXARATAAAAAAAAAA

[swordsimp]

Something I love in roleplay heavy Minecraft smps is the fact that no one is a professional voice actor. Everyone just sounds like a basic gamer, a completely real person. They all talk like regular people but with 100% commitment to the roleplay in game. So you can have like a Roman emperor like character who just sounds like some 30 something year old IT worker and you just go with it. Or a anime type villain who sounds like a 20 something year old nerd that stumbles on his words and stutters frequently but is also like the most feared and loathed character in universe and in fandom. Voice acting does not really matter in this scene

Something about it is so endearing to me, adds a kind of “realism” to it (which sounds a bit absurd for talking about MINECRAFT roleplay) but there is a certain charm to how not like fictional characters the players all sound like. I think it adds a lot to the overall experience.

[idkhalfofthethingsinmylife]

And then you have Lingulini…

[idkhalfofthethingsinmylife]

Excuse me, Saps is dropping WHAT?

[idkhalfofthethingsinmylife]

I'm watching the Saps livestream right now.

It is crazy how Saps and Flux just glares at each other, and an innocent dude nearby is like "Look, man, I don't know what happened between you two, but that is some serious tension. I understand how it's like, alright mate?"

And both of them seriously turn to look at that guy, and you can almost hear him swallowing from nervousness.

[idkhalfofthethingsinmylife]

EVERYONE!

Saps is doing a livestream tomorrow of the Purge!!!!

(Lets see if he makes a resturant, and if Flux is gonna appear)

[idkhalfofthethingsinmylife]

Schpood is a good judge of character.

Why? Well, no, not because he helped Saps, but...

First, you see the Vice-President of Luminara, Fluixon? You see the Lady of Color of Tricolor, Seraphim_Here? You see them plotting and murdering their own leaders?

Then you've got owo6 and 5ypder. One who was assassinated and one who sacrificed himself for Westhelm.

Everyone, give them a round of applause.

[cro-fiishy]

my favorite character of all time. most well regulated and normal member of the aculonian dynasty, though not by much

[idkhalfofthethingsinmylife]

Hate to disagree with you, I think ItzzEnder is the most normal, and by a lot.

Though I don't really count him as 'part of the aculonian dynasty', because well... war criminals and birds? (He's neither)

[cro-fiishy]

unfortunately ender qualifies as a war criminal because he did this thing called “calling for the culling of the entire aculonian military” after he won the war 💔💔💔

[idkhalfofthethingsinmylife]

Oh damn... I forgot about that....

[cro-fiishy]

my favorite character of all time. most well regulated and normal member of the aculonian dynasty, though not by much

[idkhalfofthethingsinmylife]

Hate to disagree with you, I think ItzzEnder is the most normal, and by a lot.

Though I don't really count him as 'part of the aculonian dynasty', because well... war criminals and birds? (He's neither)

[idkhalfofthethingsinmylife]

Like father, like son.

[okaysure1111111111-deactivated2]

I just think they’re neat

Shout out to @cro-fiishy for making this beautiful family of tyrants and terrorists (except ender)

[idkhalfofthethingsinmylife]

We love Ender.

It is hard not to while being confronted by his family of war criminals and birds.

[idkhalfofthethingsinmylife]

Saparata retirement confirmed!

(He stated on stream he's gonna open a resturant and that'll be his retirement arc. I hope Flux does what he says and accompanies him.)

[roxynugget]

[idkhalfofthethingsinmylife]

For the leader of a peace-loving nation…

Benji sure seems willing to massacre everyone.

[idkhalfofthethingsinmylife]

Y'all I've been thinking.

We just made 'Fluxarata' a thing.

IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FLUIXARATA WHAT ARE WE DOING???

(Edit: oh I get it: it just rolls off the tongue)

[idkhalfofthethingsinmylife]

Okay just finished watching Ish Season 2.5

I'm not mentally well now.

Okay so first...

That's all, thank you.