#amazing jokes

[krumpkin]

Nothing gets past these 😁😄

[your-funky-human-companion]

what does a ghost cat and a cow have in common? they both say moo

[zinnbullock]

I Made a Joke Up 5

Q: What is the worst thing about being a rollerblader?

A: That there are no other rollerbladers. There is only one rollerblader on earth. And its you. In fact you are the only person left at all. It was a virus of course. Mankind in its hubris had pushed too far its attempts at being god, and the thing, so small yet so deadly, was released. Within months there was only a million people left. Then a thousand. Then just you. You blade around the empty cities looking for another survivor, a dog even. But nothing. Why had you been excused from the common fate. Your dying father said it was because you could rollerblade so fast the virus couldn't catch you. Maybe it was true. Maybe it was your addiction to Monster Energy Drinks. Again, maybe. What did it matter. What matters at all anymore?   

[virtualtriumphreview-blog]

My individual favorite Hindi Jokes

[zinnbullock]

I Made a Joke Up 3

Q- How many Muslims does it take to change a light bulb?

A- One must take into account a variety of factors before arriving at a satisfactory answer to this somewhat vague question. Those factors include but are not limited to: position of the said light bulb in relation to the ground, the standing height of said Muslim or Muslims, type of bulb, apparatus available and applicable health and safety regulations. More information would be greatly appreciated if I am to effectively evaluate this hypothetical situation.      

[zinnbullock]

I made a joke up 2

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: A chicken in a broad sense is a simple reactionary machine, and when that machine is confronted with certain appropriate stimuli it reacts with hereditary or learned behavior. There is a strong likelihood that on the other side of this road there was such stimuli. 

[thequantom]

What do you call a mathematical actress? Riemann Zeta Jones

[turntable-fort]

first joke for @aquaticregicide

a man is going skydiving for the first time hes about to jump when his instructor gives him some last minute advice he says “when you get to the right height, pull the first parachute “if that doesnt work, pull the second chute “and if that doesnt work, shout “buddha buddha buddha” the man thinks this is strange but he nods and leaps out of the plane at the right height he pulls the first chute nothing happens he pulls the second chute nothing happens starting to panic, he remembered the last piece of advice and decides its his last hope he shouts as loud as he can “buddha buddha buddha” a giant hand comes out of the sky and catches him! relieved, he shouts, “oh thank GOD” the big hand takes him and slams him into the ground